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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
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North America be like
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
North America be like
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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This is metal as hell and they should send it out as a scream emanating from the mouth of a demon
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is metal as hell and they should send it out as a scream emanating from the mouth of a demon
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We have found the Cracker Barrel of the left:
September 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We have found the Cracker Barrel of the left:
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so will the ai people listen to the other ai people’s podcasts and pay for subscriptions or does their personhood not extend that far
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
so will the ai people listen to the other ai people’s podcasts and pay for subscriptions or does their personhood not extend that far
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Trump's IRS chief finally said IRS Direct File is "gone." Intuit lobbied hard against free federal filing for years.
Here's Intuit CEO Sasan Goodarzi defending that record in a Decoder interview last year. Intuit later asked us to cut this part. We refused.
Here's Intuit CEO Sasan Goodarzi defending that record in a Decoder interview last year. Intuit later asked us to cut this part. We refused.
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Trump's IRS chief finally said IRS Direct File is "gone." Intuit lobbied hard against free federal filing for years.
Here's Intuit CEO Sasan Goodarzi defending that record in a Decoder interview last year. Intuit later asked us to cut this part. We refused.
Here's Intuit CEO Sasan Goodarzi defending that record in a Decoder interview last year. Intuit later asked us to cut this part. We refused.
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I think this pretty much destroys the "no experience" narrative
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think this pretty much destroys the "no experience" narrative
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June 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.
May 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.
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studying hard to achieve my final form 🙂↕️
May 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
studying hard to achieve my final form 🙂↕️
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anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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I swear to god if they mess up my order again
May 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I swear to god if they mess up my order again
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Always reblog. Happy Easter!
April 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Always reblog. Happy Easter!
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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Wow if this turns out to be an advanced inside tip from someone, it's going to really set back the years of progress the crypto community have made in carefully establishing a reputation for trust and trans-
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
March 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wow if this turns out to be an advanced inside tip from someone, it's going to really set back the years of progress the crypto community have made in carefully establishing a reputation for trust and trans-
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
1/1 no cash. Sad, especially after my draft went so well. Deck was probably a little greedy. Ended up cutting the back on track.
March 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
1/1 no cash. Sad, especially after my draft went so well. Deck was probably a little greedy. Ended up cutting the back on track.
3/1 barely made it most games. p1p1 haunted network. ub artifacts was maybe contested or the packs were weak? Not sure. Gunner OP lol
March 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
3/1 barely made it most games. p1p1 haunted network. ub artifacts was maybe contested or the packs were weak? Not sure. Gunner OP lol