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today my aunt said that none of the seafood in seattle is as good as captain d’s
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
today my aunt said that none of the seafood in seattle is as good as captain d’s
being held captive by my 78 year old uncle forcing us to look at all 1000 photos from his european cruise
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
being held captive by my 78 year old uncle forcing us to look at all 1000 photos from his european cruise
wish there was a merlin app for smells
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
wish there was a merlin app for smells
did see this fancy duck tho
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
did see this fancy duck tho
breaking news ‼️
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
breaking news ‼️
got a new work phone number that i don’t have memorized yet… accidentally left a vm telling someone to call me back at THEIR number instead of mine 🤪🔫
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
got a new work phone number that i don’t have memorized yet… accidentally left a vm telling someone to call me back at THEIR number instead of mine 🤪🔫
hyped bc i forgot i started playing monster sanctuary last night and i have it waiting for me after work
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
hyped bc i forgot i started playing monster sanctuary last night and i have it waiting for me after work
so anybody got any drama going on im bored
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
so anybody got any drama going on im bored
a blessing and an angel
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
a blessing and an angel
frankenstein’s monster looking a little handsome squidward (im giving it a second chance)
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
frankenstein’s monster looking a little handsome squidward (im giving it a second chance)
too pussy to even have step sibling fucking
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
too pussy to even have step sibling fucking
wait this the frankenstein movie y’all been hyping
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
wait this the frankenstein movie y’all been hyping
for the true gamers out there 🫡
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
for the true gamers out there 🫡
help my cat has transformed into an orb
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
help my cat has transformed into an orb
the two times of day: work and dark
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the two times of day: work and dark
throwing laptop in the trash where it belongs
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
throwing laptop in the trash where it belongs
all my coworkers are talking about astrology and they’re not even gay!
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
all my coworkers are talking about astrology and they’re not even gay!
turtle pond has officially transitioned to merganser pond
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
turtle pond has officially transitioned to merganser pond