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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. Also, Fuck ICE
Can’t wait for Bob Costas to break this down for us.

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Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims
The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.
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February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Lizzie lives in the neighborhood and this arrest/abduction happened on the street in front of my house. I know there are way too many causes that need money right now, but they could use help.
My friend and tattoo artist Ray is facing federal charges related to a 1/21 incident where federal agents boxed their car in and then hit them and arrested them. They need help with legal fees and paying bills while they cannot work due to this.

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Donate to Support Lizzie & Ray's Legal Defense Fund, organized by Aly Koning
Our friends Lizzie & Ray were recently abducted by ICE and are now facing federal… Aly Koning needs your support for Support Lizzie & Ray's Legal Defense Fund
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February 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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oh no someone has a harmless opinion that’s different from mine. time to get Fuckin Pissed
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Heroes one and all. Being in this database will get you to the top of the waitlist at Bull's Horn on a Saturday evening, and admission to the secret nightclub behind Minnehaha Falls.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
Little man with a gun in his hand
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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This guy speaks for all of us in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I never thought this song would happen here.

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Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (Video)
YouTube video by Golden 80s music
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January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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We’re gonna make it after all
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Which unfortunate Trump lackey has to tell the mad king that more people turned out in Minneapolis today than for his inauguration?
'A sea of people': Thousands turn out for anti-ICE march in downtown Minneapolis
January 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is some Siege of Leningrad shit, very practical, love to see it.
MN protestors #protip put 2 Idaho Russets in the oven at 420 degrees for 45 min, take them out and foil wrap, 1 in each pocket before you go out. Theyll stay warm for 3-4 hours even in this weather and you can eat em when you like. They used to send us kids out like this back in the 70s trust me.
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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ARE YOU A NON-MINNESOTAN WHO WANTS IDEAS OF STUFF TO DO TO HELP MINNESOTA RESIST FASCIST TYRANNY? Have I got a blog post for you! With additional advice for how to get ready in case tyranny shows up at YOUR doorstep next!

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How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That said, I do have a section of lo…
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January 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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tacking this to the office door of every democratic member of the house and senate. everyone groans and before i have the chance to shout out @lukeoneil47.bsky.social i am renditioned by feds newly empowered by bipartisan funding
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Flameburger has joined the general strike. I repeat, Flameburger has joined the strike.
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This motherfucker and his goon squad are just itching for people to fight back.
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.

Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Someone was handing these out at Sisters’ Sludge this morning. Now proudly hanging on my front door.
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Feels appropriate today. Words by Luke O’Neil.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
ICE just boxed in a car on my block, broke the driver's window, and kidnapped two people out of the car. They were observers who had been following ICE around South Mpls this morning. Fucking fascists.
January 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
They're doing an advance scout of Matt's so Vance can have a photo-op lunch there just like Obama.
Dear neighbor,

We are seeing an increase in immigration enforcement and federal agents across South Minneapolis. This includes the sighting of Bovino at 34th and Cedar. There’s definitely an uptick compared to the last few days. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
He’s completely insane, holy fuck
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM