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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lucky bastards
Mystery Brandy Dug Up (1946)
2825 15th Ave. S (Carlson); 2945 Grand Ave. (Nicholson)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Melvin Carlson (left) and Edwin Nicholson, cement workers, discover a cache of Very Fine Portuguese brandy while ripping up the sidewalk in front of Doc's Bar at 810 Hennepin Ave.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Apparently, “shithole” is no longer bleep-worthy on PBS NewsHour.
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
These kids are terrifying, you can't just post pictures like this without explanation or warning.
Backyard View of the Clyde Williams Home Before Taking Landscape Treatment
4225 Fremont Ave. S
Source: Hennepin County Library.

Two unidentified children (2 boys) standing in the yard
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I really want to see a NFL player with Cleats for a Cause representing the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
From what obscure college did the Texans get these uniforms?
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Fuck the Dallas Cowboys
Tyler Guyton is not winning any awards for that flop
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!

There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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GREEN BAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN
September 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Both of these dumb teams should get a loss for this one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
DEMOCRATS WHAT THE FUCK MAN
GREEN BAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
First time seeing a T-Wolves game this year. Is the floor always this gross puce color? WTF? It hurts my eyes, I can’t watch this.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
#BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking #SCOTUS for an immediate “administrative” stay of a Rhode Island district judge’s order that is otherwise requiring it to resume the distribution of SNAP benefits from other funding sources no later than the end of today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have a feeling this won’t be the last time I repost this.
GREEN BAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I wonder how all the little babies in the angel soft toilet paper commercial died.
October 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Turned on the furnace this morning and am now enjoying the first nog of the season. Time to embrace fall.
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What the fuck. I have a friend who has always been fond of saying "we are ruled by children". Yes, they are children, and this could almost be funny if they weren't also malevolent psychopaths bent on destroying us all.
So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Aesthetically, I hate the uni matchup in this Mariners-Blue Jays game.
October 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jesus, the Packers are desperately trying to find a way to lose this.
October 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
what she said
GREEN BAY WHAT THE FUCK MAN
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This is so fucking cool
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New (for me) Minneapolis beer dad level attained: drinking a Fair State pils out of a Dangerous Man glass while wearing a 56 Brewing shirt. Too bad my wife hid my Indeed thong.
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Early voting starts today! Get out to vote by Nov 4. We deserve an affordable city that’s accountable to us. We'll achieve that by ranking the slate for change: myself, @dewayneforminneapolis.com, and @jazzformayor.bsky.social. #DontRankFrey How to vote early: vote.minneapolismn.gov/voters/vote-...
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM