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Daniel
@dnlrntr.bsky.social
he/him • transmutation wizard
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Wow 💔
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Do it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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IMPORTANT

A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.

DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!

If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!

BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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dear god what have i done

blacksky.community/profile/did:...
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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“please don’t vote for Zohran, his wife is also hot and frankly it’s unfair”
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Guess who is on the Mr. Skin mailing list somehow
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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This is Herman. He is a firm believer in keeping a consistent morning routine. No one said anything about efficient. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: rav_drift)
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Hammer horror fans—here’s Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in their last photo together.
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Deciding "lil homie gayass" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been besmirched by your genderqueer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Your boy just locked down a Bugs Bunny costume day-of from an otherwise picked clean Spirit Halloween Store
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Race car beds are wasted on children who are notoriously slow
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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progesterone isn't even real it's a scam made up by that reddit doctor
October 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Both times I’ve seen John Carpenter, he’s closed the show by telling us “I just wanna leave you all with one thing, everyone make sure to get home safe….because Christine is on the road!!” before going right into the theme lol. Perfect bit, love that old man
John Carpenter rocks
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
oh hey it's the human pet guy
We all know about "Karen", the archetypal meme. Well, there's another archetype you've probably encountered online, a type of transfeminine person. I think we should use the name "Jennifer". (EG: "stop being such a Jennifer") Feel free to copy my meme calling all Jennifers out!!!
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Tip for artists learning anatomy: Become dysphoric so you obsess over skeletons
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM