deja nintendu
@dejanintendu.bsky.social
i made my therapist laugh once.
😂😂😂😂
Jackson County TN Christian nationalist Pastor Andrew Isker is apparently afraid that TSA scanners will make him become attracted to men - so he chooses a personal pat-down instead.
April 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
😂😂😂😂
hot take but when i go to a show i want the band im paying to see to play first.
bro i wanna go home after this ok
bro i wanna go home after this ok
February 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hot take but when i go to a show i want the band im paying to see to play first.
bro i wanna go home after this ok
bro i wanna go home after this ok
I mean a *really* good bagel?
that's special
that's special
January 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Imagine only having 99 problems.
January 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Imagine only having 99 problems.
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Sometimes I do such a terrible job of putting my coat on that I have to take it off and start over again.
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes I do such a terrible job of putting my coat on that I have to take it off and start over again.
why is that when my nostril is itchy my entire body just short circuits until i scratch it
science, pls
science, pls
December 31, 2024 at 5:14 PM
why is that when my nostril is itchy my entire body just short circuits until i scratch it
science, pls
science, pls
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Big day today for everyone out there that celebrates years
December 31, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Big day today for everyone out there that celebrates years
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Orc kitchen staff: 86 meat
Orc waiter: heard
Random orc in battle: meat’s back on the menu
Orc kitchen staff: heard
Orc waiter: heard
Orc waiter: heard
Random orc in battle: meat’s back on the menu
Orc kitchen staff: heard
Orc waiter: heard
December 31, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Orc kitchen staff: 86 meat
Orc waiter: heard
Random orc in battle: meat’s back on the menu
Orc kitchen staff: heard
Orc waiter: heard
Orc waiter: heard
Random orc in battle: meat’s back on the menu
Orc kitchen staff: heard
Orc waiter: heard
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me: you have beautiful eyes
the beholder: oh ty
the beholder: oh ty
December 31, 2024 at 10:39 AM
me: you have beautiful eyes
the beholder: oh ty
the beholder: oh ty
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"customer service" is in most cases now actually "corporate service", whose role is to shield the company from the customers
I have a crackpot theory that the inaccessibility of customer service for all goods and services is contributing significantly to the general sense of alienation and impotence and lack of community.
just when i seem to have figured out a way around the labyrinthine cvs phone tree, they seem to have switched it to voicemail only. absolute evil
December 30, 2024 at 4:06 PM
"customer service" is in most cases now actually "corporate service", whose role is to shield the company from the customers
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Why do so many ppl have podcasts? Why aren’t they grossed out & embarrassed to hear how their voice really sounds like the rest of us normals? Something highly suspicious is going on
December 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Why do so many ppl have podcasts? Why aren’t they grossed out & embarrassed to hear how their voice really sounds like the rest of us normals? Something highly suspicious is going on
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If you refer to your book as a "clean" romance I will not read it, not because I dont enjoy books without sex (I do!) but because you're equating sex with dirtiness and I do not need that attitude in my life or my bookshelves
December 26, 2024 at 2:12 PM
If you refer to your book as a "clean" romance I will not read it, not because I dont enjoy books without sex (I do!) but because you're equating sex with dirtiness and I do not need that attitude in my life or my bookshelves
gave up caffeine hoping it would help me sleep. now im just lying awake staring at the ceiling (my phone), tired and regretting my life choices.
December 30, 2024 at 5:30 AM
gave up caffeine hoping it would help me sleep. now im just lying awake staring at the ceiling (my phone), tired and regretting my life choices.
why is it that when im doomscrolling for hours in bed, my cat is soooo cozy and sleepy and baby.
but the VERY MOMENT I TRY TO SLEEP ITS TUMMY LICKING GROOM TIME ON MY PERSON
but the VERY MOMENT I TRY TO SLEEP ITS TUMMY LICKING GROOM TIME ON MY PERSON
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
why is it that when im doomscrolling for hours in bed, my cat is soooo cozy and sleepy and baby.
but the VERY MOMENT I TRY TO SLEEP ITS TUMMY LICKING GROOM TIME ON MY PERSON
but the VERY MOMENT I TRY TO SLEEP ITS TUMMY LICKING GROOM TIME ON MY PERSON
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Americans have really never seen how corruption has worked in much of the world for a long time. Except there, it's often "grease the skids by slipping them a little extra", and this is the U.S., so the dollars and scale of payoffs are gonna be breathtaking and shameless and brutally exploitative.
Tim Apple knows how to play the game, but also, this is a tell about how tariffs are going to work.
December 18, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Americans have really never seen how corruption has worked in much of the world for a long time. Except there, it's often "grease the skids by slipping them a little extra", and this is the U.S., so the dollars and scale of payoffs are gonna be breathtaking and shameless and brutally exploitative.
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If they shut down the government, cancel the inauguration. He can be sworn in on the driveway of the White House.
December 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If they shut down the government, cancel the inauguration. He can be sworn in on the driveway of the White House.
what a coincidence that i decided to dye my hair blue again as soon as i went off of my mood stabilizers
July 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM
what a coincidence that i decided to dye my hair blue again as soon as i went off of my mood stabilizers
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I'm automating my reply to campaign spam, free for personal use
March 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I'm automating my reply to campaign spam, free for personal use
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For anyone who’s looking for ways to support incarcerated people, the Prison Library Support Network is always looking for volunteers to answer research questions from patrons. You don’t need to be a librarian and the work can be done from home. 📚
PLSN's Reference Project
This resource is comprised of guidance, tips, and suggestions for volunteers helping out with our...
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March 9, 2024 at 9:08 PM
For anyone who’s looking for ways to support incarcerated people, the Prison Library Support Network is always looking for volunteers to answer research questions from patrons. You don’t need to be a librarian and the work can be done from home. 📚
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desiccant silica is a beautiful name for a girl
March 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM
desiccant silica is a beautiful name for a girl
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I GOT THE SPINNERET IN THE BACK
SPIDER SILK ATTACHED
BUILT A WEB FAST
AND GOT SOME FOOD READY TO CATCH
SPIDER SILK ATTACHED
BUILT A WEB FAST
AND GOT SOME FOOD READY TO CATCH
February 3, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I GOT THE SPINNERET IN THE BACK
SPIDER SILK ATTACHED
BUILT A WEB FAST
AND GOT SOME FOOD READY TO CATCH
SPIDER SILK ATTACHED
BUILT A WEB FAST
AND GOT SOME FOOD READY TO CATCH
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Aspired to be an eccentric genius but settled for being a weird idiot.
February 3, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Aspired to be an eccentric genius but settled for being a weird idiot.