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It's not an apology when it's auto-generated. Fuck this shite.

It was also not a 'failure in safeguards', it's one of the things it was designed to do because it's built by a team of cunts who should never be allowed without 500 yards of women or children.
Meanwhile, at the other place:
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Meanwhile Robin Ince was squeezed out for showing basic empathy for trans people. Fucking appalling.
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Why does this feel like a DVD extra mini-game #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It’s definitely a me thing but I properly can’t stand the coin props in #thetraitors. They look like spray painted Nescafé lids. Get rid, imo.
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
That may have been the worst episode of Eastenders ever. Wadey out.
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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THIS IS THE STUFF
All these posts about "put on this film at 10.30 to line up with New Year".

I hope they are taking into account the frame rate difference between US and UK versions.
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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My favourite Bob Monkhouse thing.
Diana Dors was married to Richard Dawson. Dawson divorced Diana because she was fucking about. One person she was fucking about with was Bob Monkhouse. Dawson moved to America and found mega fame as the host of ‘Family Feud’. When that came to the UK as ‘Family Fortunes’ the host was… #TOTP
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Even a whiff of antisemitism is abhorrent and a sign that the left is a danger to British Jews and unsuited for national office. Hold on, I'm just getting word that the most prominent left wing politician is now himself Jewish. Well. What I'm about to say may shock you.
No idea who Laurent Brindeau is, but isn’t this caricature of @zackpolanski.bsky.social in today’s @dailymailpolitics.bsky.social ragingly antisemitic?
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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The *masons* are accusing *other people* of religious discrimination and conspiracy theories? Lol.
December 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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From Nigel Farage to this caricature, it's been striking to see how little of a shit the right now gives about antisemitism.
After all, when a Labour leader was accused of it, they were deeply, gravely concerned.
No idea who Laurent Brindeau is, but isn’t this caricature of @zackpolanski.bsky.social in today’s @dailymailpolitics.bsky.social ragingly antisemitic?
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I could not love this transport poster more.
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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These conspiracy theories are getting out of hand!!
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Bardot's face is llke a poison chalice. I've always found her so beautiful, and then been so horrified at how she grew as a person.

She did some absolute bangers though, with Gainsbourg.
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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French thing, innit? like the English, cultural innovators but if they live past 50 strap in, gonna get rough.
Brigitte Bardot has left the building. Awful politics and also like Alain Delon, a bit of a dick, but still an icon nonetheless.

This is a banger even though it does still remind me of the Sorry! theme.

youtu.be/1SE_K7SSDKg?...
Brigitte Bardot - Contact ! - 1968
YouTube video by Phil41
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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For years I've tried to copy Brigitte Bardot's casual style. She had this way of making outfits that would look plain on anyone else the height of chic. Her politics were appalling and represent everything decent people should oppose. She died a fascist in the end.
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Brigitte Bardot has left the building. Awful politics and also like Alain Delon, a bit of a dick, but still an icon nonetheless.

This is a banger even though it does still remind me of the Sorry! theme.

youtu.be/1SE_K7SSDKg?...
Brigitte Bardot - Contact ! - 1968
YouTube video by Phil41
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
PRICK COLA
East German cola labels, 60's and 70's
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Your annual reminder that Christopher Biggins isn't a cuddly national treasure, he's a nasty, stupid arsehole.
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Saying that "waiting for edits" is "work" is such a giveaway here lol
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Reason being, the original short story on which the film is based is still in copyright, so the parts of the film based on that are in copyright as derivative works.
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM