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Damien
@damiengregory.bsky.social
· Dec 13
Forgot to develop my roll from back in August. Anyways, Miami is overrated, but she sure is pretty
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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I want lawyer commercials in the middle of Price is Right where a guy in a seersucker suit is all, “Were you or a loved one tear-gassed by the pedophile president’s personal army? Call me!”
Anyone could become the next president simply by running on abolishing ICE but keeping the 130 billion of funding in place and using it to pay reparations to everyone whose rights they violated.
It would be like a 130 billion dollar mesothelioma fund for immigrants, leftists, and liberals
It would be like a 130 billion dollar mesothelioma fund for immigrants, leftists, and liberals
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I want lawyer commercials in the middle of Price is Right where a guy in a seersucker suit is all, “Were you or a loved one tear-gassed by the pedophile president’s personal army? Call me!”
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Billionaires’ brains after looking at phone too long
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Billionaires’ brains after looking at phone too long
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Jungleland hitting different this week
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Jungleland hitting different this week
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
After World War II, a number of propagandists were executed their part in stoking hatred and genocide
🤓 umm actually it’s “sparkling authoritarianism”
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
🤓 umm actually it’s “sparkling authoritarianism”
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Who up raging against the dying of the light?
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Who up raging against the dying of the light?
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There is a group of people that are supposed to be composed in high stress situations, train for them in fact, get paid well for it, and are given very, very broad leeway on how they act, and yet they shit their pants constantly and cry about how scared they are all the time.
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
There is a group of people that are supposed to be composed in high stress situations, train for them in fact, get paid well for it, and are given very, very broad leeway on how they act, and yet they shit their pants constantly and cry about how scared they are all the time.
Green onions are not a garnish, they are an ingredient. I need to know in advance if my meal will be showered in the bad breath veggie.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Green onions are not a garnish, they are an ingredient. I need to know in advance if my meal will be showered in the bad breath veggie.
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Wow holy fucking shit. As someone in recovery, this is a living nightmare even I didn't see coming. Very cool. These are death machines that sometimes make kiddie porn. Simple as.
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Wow holy fucking shit. As someone in recovery, this is a living nightmare even I didn't see coming. Very cool. These are death machines that sometimes make kiddie porn. Simple as.
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Billy Bob Thornton spending the end of his career pandering to the hogs in cell phone commercials that trade on the character he plays in streaming lugenpresse slop feels like a fitting punishment for being so obnoxious at his peak.
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Billy Bob Thornton spending the end of his career pandering to the hogs in cell phone commercials that trade on the character he plays in streaming lugenpresse slop feels like a fitting punishment for being so obnoxious at his peak.
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Tony Dokoupil just last week said that CBS was going to represent the views of average Americans and not the elites. He then cancelled his vacation to come on the air and say that regime change in Venezuela is awesome, a position that maybe 20% of Americans hold.
Nightmarish. CBS News is now running straight state propaganda. They handed Hegseth all three segments and are now tweeting flattering sound bites.
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Tony Dokoupil just last week said that CBS was going to represent the views of average Americans and not the elites. He then cancelled his vacation to come on the air and say that regime change in Venezuela is awesome, a position that maybe 20% of Americans hold.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
The Jack D. Rippers have won
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The Jack D. Rippers have won
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”
Marco Rubio on Cuba during the press conference: "If I lived in Havana and I was in the government, I'd be concerned ... at least a little bit"
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
theyre going to destroy every country that ever dared to fight their way out from under the thumb of the united states and all you mealy mouthed fucking losers are gonna stare at your shoes saying “I don’t like how they went about it but these guys were no angels”