The Cynical Hüldra
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
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My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
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The thing is, I deleted my tw*tter 10,000 followers and three years ago, got this Bluesky two years or so ago and have kind of been lost ever since. So if I follow you, I’m just trying to find my jokey little niche.
And I don’t post a lot.
And I don’t post a lot.
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I’m told this was the TPUSA halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I’m told this was the TPUSA halftime show
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
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the nation is divided, but after tonight, we can all come together to agree that everyone is sick of this AI bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
the nation is divided, but after tonight, we can all come together to agree that everyone is sick of this AI bullshit
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"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
"Calm down, sweetie. You're two tents."
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i'm actually glad you didn't like my post, you have a smelly fingers vibe and was hoping you wouldn't touch it
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
i'm actually glad you didn't like my post, you have a smelly fingers vibe and was hoping you wouldn't touch it
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move over, nanoseconds. scientists have discovered an even smaller unit of time: how long it takes my glasses to get smudges after i clean them.
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
move over, nanoseconds. scientists have discovered an even smaller unit of time: how long it takes my glasses to get smudges after i clean them.
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not wearing a bra to the hospital feels a little illegal everyone please avert your eyes these are my bedroom boobs
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
not wearing a bra to the hospital feels a little illegal everyone please avert your eyes these are my bedroom boobs
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
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i used to think that shocking and surprising were synonymous, but i was wrong because every day is shocking but not surprising
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
i used to think that shocking and surprising were synonymous, but i was wrong because every day is shocking but not surprising
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I’m joining Rep. @robinkelly.house.gov to introduce articles of impeachment against Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and will use every lever available to end the terror ICE has unleashed on our communities.
Stay loud.
Stay loud.
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I’m joining Rep. @robinkelly.house.gov to introduce articles of impeachment against Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and will use every lever available to end the terror ICE has unleashed on our communities.
Stay loud.
Stay loud.
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Trump is trying to incite violence so he can
declare an emergency- and cancel elections.
We can’t take the bait and play into his
hands. The midterms will neuter him.
declare an emergency- and cancel elections.
We can’t take the bait and play into his
hands. The midterms will neuter him.
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Trump is trying to incite violence so he can
declare an emergency- and cancel elections.
We can’t take the bait and play into his
hands. The midterms will neuter him.
declare an emergency- and cancel elections.
We can’t take the bait and play into his
hands. The midterms will neuter him.
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People have lost their humanity
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
People have lost their humanity
And in other news, 79 year old man thinks that entire US is his yard, and yells that everyone needs to get off of his front lawn
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
And in other news, 79 year old man thinks that entire US is his yard, and yells that everyone needs to get off of his front lawn
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*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
May 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
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If I managed a baseball team, all my decisions would be based on hunches, solar flares, and the ominous massing of blackbirds
March 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If I managed a baseball team, all my decisions would be based on hunches, solar flares, and the ominous massing of blackbirds
All these people who think that being around gay people will “turn” them. And I keep asking my daughter to be a lesbian. AND SHE WON’T.
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
All these people who think that being around gay people will “turn” them. And I keep asking my daughter to be a lesbian. AND SHE WON’T.
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Long story short, "your honor, the balls in your court" is not the proper response to indecent exposure charges.
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Long story short, "your honor, the balls in your court" is not the proper response to indecent exposure charges.
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I’m in my “whatever happens happens” era and a lot of shit do be happening
September 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m in my “whatever happens happens” era and a lot of shit do be happening
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coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive
April 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive
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I just don't get how ppl don't understand. You can be upset about the situation and the causes and repercussions of it. However, I am not going to mourn or celebrate a person that wished me, and many ppl I love, dead w/o having even laid eyes on us. The world is a slightly better place now 🤷♀️
a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
ALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just don't get how ppl don't understand. You can be upset about the situation and the causes and repercussions of it. However, I am not going to mourn or celebrate a person that wished me, and many ppl I love, dead w/o having even laid eyes on us. The world is a slightly better place now 🤷♀️
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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a fresh poured 🥃
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a fresh poured 🥃
So anyway, I’m dealing with the Vibe vibe
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So anyway, I’m dealing with the Vibe vibe
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my most toxic trait is that sometimes i will like but not repost a skeet. then, like a day later, it comes across my feed again and i'll reskeet it. i'm not very toxic i guess
August 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
my most toxic trait is that sometimes i will like but not repost a skeet. then, like a day later, it comes across my feed again and i'll reskeet it. i'm not very toxic i guess