The Cynical Hüldra
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
Info on a “need to know” basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns
My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
Pinned
The thing is, I deleted my tw*tter 10,000 followers and three years ago, got this Bluesky two years or so ago and have kind of been lost ever since. So if I follow you, I’m just trying to find my jokey little niche.
And I don’t post a lot.
And I don’t post a lot.
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
May 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
If I managed a baseball team, all my decisions would be based on hunches, solar flares, and the ominous massing of blackbirds
March 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If I managed a baseball team, all my decisions would be based on hunches, solar flares, and the ominous massing of blackbirds
All these people who think that being around gay people will “turn” them. And I keep asking my daughter to be a lesbian. AND SHE WON’T.
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
All these people who think that being around gay people will “turn” them. And I keep asking my daughter to be a lesbian. AND SHE WON’T.
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
Long story short, "your honor, the balls in your court" is not the proper response to indecent exposure charges.
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Long story short, "your honor, the balls in your court" is not the proper response to indecent exposure charges.
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
I’m in my “whatever happens happens” era and a lot of shit do be happening
September 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m in my “whatever happens happens” era and a lot of shit do be happening
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive
April 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
coffee machines are the sexiest robot overlords alive
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
I just don't get how ppl don't understand. You can be upset about the situation and the causes and repercussions of it. However, I am not going to mourn or celebrate a person that wished me, and many ppl I love, dead w/o having even laid eyes on us. The world is a slightly better place now 🤷♀️
a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
ALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I just don't get how ppl don't understand. You can be upset about the situation and the causes and repercussions of it. However, I am not going to mourn or celebrate a person that wished me, and many ppl I love, dead w/o having even laid eyes on us. The world is a slightly better place now 🤷♀️
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a fresh poured 🥃
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a fresh poured 🥃
So anyway, I’m dealing with the Vibe vibe
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So anyway, I’m dealing with the Vibe vibe
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
my most toxic trait is that sometimes i will like but not repost a skeet. then, like a day later, it comes across my feed again and i'll reskeet it. i'm not very toxic i guess
August 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
my most toxic trait is that sometimes i will like but not repost a skeet. then, like a day later, it comes across my feed again and i'll reskeet it. i'm not very toxic i guess
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
theyre called X Men because there are 10 men
August 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
theyre called X Men because there are 10 men
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
i can feel it happening. i am becoming A Person who responds to messages solely with an emoji reaction!
August 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i can feel it happening. i am becoming A Person who responds to messages solely with an emoji reaction!
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
what will help men get laid is compressinh their penises into fun shapes, such as pyramid, or festive thanskigivng turkey
August 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
what will help men get laid is compressinh their penises into fun shapes, such as pyramid, or festive thanskigivng turkey
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
getting adult acne (my pimples won't stop fucking)
August 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
getting adult acne (my pimples won't stop fucking)
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
muffin top is muffin bottom erasure
August 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
muffin top is muffin bottom erasure
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
yeah there's cat hair on my sofa that's why it's called FURniture dummy
August 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
yeah there's cat hair on my sofa that's why it's called FURniture dummy
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
Okay. So pretty much everyone needs to choke on a dick tonight
August 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Okay. So pretty much everyone needs to choke on a dick tonight
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
MAGA = American Taliban/Isis
August 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
MAGA = American Taliban/Isis
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
I only got 4 hrs of sleep. I’m already getting on my nerves.
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I only got 4 hrs of sleep. I’m already getting on my nerves.
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
"Have a great day" ?? First of all relax
July 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Have a great day" ?? First of all relax
Reposted by The Cynical Hüldra
Criticizing is easy. Trying to do something is hard.
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Criticizing is easy. Trying to do something is hard.