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The Cynical Hüldra
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
Info on a “need to know” basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns

My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
So anyway, I’m dealing with the Vibe vibe
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
July 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@harebrained.bsky.social designed this and we all need it!
May 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This one just never gets old
April 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Since I don’t have a heart, this is Art of my Art

Number 6
February 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Because I’m American, I can’t count.

So here is number 5, part 2.
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What can you do in an elevator?

(this is day 5, by the way)
February 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Number 3. Brown bubbly liquid.
Not THAT kind you filthy animals!
February 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Day number two, in the books (see what I did there?). We’ll title this one “Another View”
February 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Let’s see if I can manage to post a pic a day for a week. Today is titled “Waiting”
February 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
February 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
no words. none.
May 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Remember your nightmare blunt rotation?
December 9, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Last image on your camera roll is what killed Kissinger.

Mr. Leggy Boi done his hit.
December 1, 2023 at 12:33 PM
November 23, 2023 at 2:10 AM
Hot take: I didn’t really like Friends
November 6, 2023 at 12:22 PM
Among my favorite Facebook things: people responding to a meme as if the person who reposted it actually wrote it.
This is why I keep you, Facebook
October 11, 2023 at 10:32 AM
If you see this post, do it!

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 6 ft
Shoe size: 10 1/2
Zodiac: a cuspy Libra
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 5
Fave color: cyan
Fave drink: Founder’s Blushing Monk
September 3, 2023 at 6:41 PM
That’s about it. yeah
September 2, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I think we all have this question
August 31, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, it’s hell when no one likes you
August 22, 2023 at 12:35 AM