cr1sp_sandw1ch
@cr1spsandw1ch.bsky.social
@cr1sp_sandw1ch on the ex-bird site
Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk.
Software Developer
Yorkshire, UK
Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk.
Software Developer
Yorkshire, UK
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Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
Great thread on that BBC memo.
So the Telegraph’s “BBC bias dossier” - supposedly written by ex-BBC adviser Michael Prescott - is being used to claim there’s a rogue LGBT+ unit “censoring” gender-critical voices inside the BBC.
Let’s look at what’s actually in it. Spoiler: it’s nothing but recycled transphobic talking points!
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Let’s look at what’s actually in it. Spoiler: it’s nothing but recycled transphobic talking points!
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For reference - Here’s the Telegraph article with the Prescott memo complaining about the BBC published in FULL.
Obviously, it’s an archived link which circumvents their paywall - as there’s no way I’m gonna give that transphobic rag any clicks or coin! 😣
👉 archive.ph/mJIsB
Obviously, it’s an archived link which circumvents their paywall - as there’s no way I’m gonna give that transphobic rag any clicks or coin! 😣
👉 archive.ph/mJIsB
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Great thread on that BBC memo.
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Folk apparently found helpful my exposition of what I have been calling the ‘Hansard Gap’ in the For Women Scotland judgment. At the suggestion of a correspondent, I am going to set out the myriad other difficulties with this judgment one by one over coming weeks.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Using the news of James Watson’s death to share one of my fav quotes, from American evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould, which has inspired and motivated my DEI work in science for many years.
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Using the news of James Watson’s death to share one of my fav quotes, from American evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould, which has inspired and motivated my DEI work in science for many years.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
The UK establishment’s politics in a nutshell.
Incredible really: it’s just assuming that the worldview of some pretty fervent right wing reactionaries is the obvious reasonable truth, and that anything that goes against it must be some kind of frightful ideological derangement.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The UK establishment’s politics in a nutshell.
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are the life-changing policies in the room with us now
Why aren't Labour's life-changing policies connecting with voters - and what can the party do? It's down to messaging, how it's told, and the messengers...
Why don’t Labour’s workers’ and renters’ rights reforms cut through to voters – and how should they? – LabourList
When millions of workers and renters don’t know you’re doing more to improve their rights than any government in half a century, something is going…
labourlist.org
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
are the life-changing policies in the room with us now
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More projection than your local IMAX:
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
More projection than your local IMAX:
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A terrestrial adult Coastal Giant Salamander (Dicamptodon tenebrosus) crossing a road last night
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A terrestrial adult Coastal Giant Salamander (Dicamptodon tenebrosus) crossing a road last night
I *really* dislike how idiots feel emboldened to say the most horrendous things out loud - it used to be socially unacceptable to behave like a N*zi in public.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I *really* dislike how idiots feel emboldened to say the most horrendous things out loud - it used to be socially unacceptable to behave like a N*zi in public.
Worrying amount of quotation marks…
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Worrying amount of quotation marks…
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The disabled are helping the disabled and the mad are helping the mad, because we cannot rely on the abled and sane to help us instead of exploiting us
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The disabled are helping the disabled and the mad are helping the mad, because we cannot rely on the abled and sane to help us instead of exploiting us
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Had a half-decent night out, totally ruined by full-on far right xenophobia.
Fuckers should be embarrassed to behave like that in public.
Had a half-decent night out, totally ruined by full-on far right xenophobia.
Fuckers should be embarrassed to behave like that in public.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Had a half-decent night out, totally ruined by full-on far right xenophobia.
Fuckers should be embarrassed to behave like that in public.
Had a half-decent night out, totally ruined by full-on far right xenophobia.
Fuckers should be embarrassed to behave like that in public.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more bizarre…
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more bizarre…
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“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”
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Sunscreen Does Not Work, Says Study That Made Participants Drink It
August 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sunscreen Does Not Work, Says Study That Made Participants Drink It
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I handwrite a chatty letter to my Tory MP every Sunday morning. I never make specific demands. I just talk about how his party is disintegrating. And because it's on paper and arrives by post I know it gets read. I get replies, too. He's much less chatty than me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I handwrite a chatty letter to my Tory MP every Sunday morning. I never make specific demands. I just talk about how his party is disintegrating. And because it's on paper and arrives by post I know it gets read. I get replies, too. He's much less chatty than me.
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
The horror! 🙄
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The horror! 🙄
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Let’s take a look at the whole “there are too many black people on TV” thing, shall we?
After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.
Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨
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1/22
After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.
Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨
🧵
1/22
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Let’s take a look at the whole “there are too many black people on TV” thing, shall we?
After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.
Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨
🧵
1/22
After Pochin claimed Black people in TV adverts “made her mad”, all her supporters tried to use 👇🏼 as their excuse for why she was somehow justified in her overt racism.
Spoiler - she isn’t! 🤨
🧵
1/22
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Someday I'll have more to say, but for now it suffices that no queer person alive will be surprised by this.
www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...
www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...
Holocaust Researcher Says Up to 1/3 of Imprisoned LGBTQ+ People Reported by Friends and Family
A new exhibit at the Illinois Holocaust Museum and Education Center aims to shed light on the diversity of LGBTQ+ Holocaust stories.
www.them.us
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Someday I'll have more to say, but for now it suffices that no queer person alive will be surprised by this.
www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...
www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...
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it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no
November 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no
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Tron: Legacy remains one of the best music videos ever made
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Tron: Legacy remains one of the best music videos ever made
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the Techbro Cycle:
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the Techbro Cycle:
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization