Doctors: Flu Is Airborne So Please Wash Your Testicles
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Doctors: Flu Is Airborne So Please Wash Your Testicles
How To Turn Your Aneurism Into An Adventure
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How To Turn Your Aneurism Into An Adventure
With Norovirus Surging This Christmas, Health Officials Advise ‘Consider Washing Your Hands After Pooping’
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
With Norovirus Surging This Christmas, Health Officials Advise ‘Consider Washing Your Hands After Pooping’
If You’re Not Sick Right Now, Then You’re Not Doing Your Part To Make Everyone Healthy.
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If You’re Not Sick Right Now, Then You’re Not Doing Your Part To Make Everyone Healthy.
Why You May Not Want To Be Healthy As Much As You Think You Do
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why You May Not Want To Be Healthy As Much As You Think You Do
People Who Don’t Believe In Viruses Sign Up To Get ‘Easy Money’ For Dealing With Marburg Outbreak
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
People Who Don’t Believe In Viruses Sign Up To Get ‘Easy Money’ For Dealing With Marburg Outbreak
You Only Feel So Bad Because Your Body’s Intimidated By How Well You Are
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You Only Feel So Bad Because Your Body’s Intimidated By How Well You Are
Experts Confirm That Talking About Long Covid Really Negs The Vibes, Alan
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Experts Confirm That Talking About Long Covid Really Negs The Vibes, Alan
Large Increase In Numbers Of People Diagnosed With Something That Totally Wasn’t Caused By That Thing
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Large Increase In Numbers Of People Diagnosed With Something That Totally Wasn’t Caused By That Thing
Public Health To Drop ‘Health’ And ‘Public’
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Public Health To Drop ‘Health’ And ‘Public’
“Do You Have Any Mild Evidence?” Says Man On Television
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Do You Have Any Mild Evidence?” Says Man On Television
Catching An Infection While You’re Waiting For Treatment For Another Health Problem Probably Good For You, Say Hospitals
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Catching An Infection While You’re Waiting For Treatment For Another Health Problem Probably Good For You, Say Hospitals
It’s Bring Your Infectious Disease To School Month
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It’s Bring Your Infectious Disease To School Month
Public Health Officials Say Cough Like Dracula. But Not Biting.
NO. NO BITING. STOP. STOOO
NO. NO BITING. STOP. STOOO
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Public Health Officials Say Cough Like Dracula. But Not Biting.
NO. NO BITING. STOP. STOOO
NO. NO BITING. STOP. STOOO
Bold Claims Need Strong Evidence.
No, Not That Evidence.
No, Not That Evidence.
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Bold Claims Need Strong Evidence.
No, Not That Evidence.
No, Not That Evidence.
New Cutting-Edge Scans Able To Show Whether You’re Battling Long-Term Effects Of Covid Infection Or A Legion Of Demons
October 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New Cutting-Edge Scans Able To Show Whether You’re Battling Long-Term Effects Of Covid Infection Or A Legion Of Demons
No, You Have Lion Covid
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM
No, You Have Lion Covid
Doctors Thrilled You’re Post-Covid, Recommend Rest, Flu, And Some More Covid
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Doctors Thrilled You’re Post-Covid, Recommend Rest, Flu, And Some More Covid
Why Catching Covid Endlessly Is Better Than Not Catching It Enough, And Two Other Things We Tell Ourselves To Feel Better When We’re Sick Yet Again
September 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why Catching Covid Endlessly Is Better Than Not Catching It Enough, And Two Other Things We Tell Ourselves To Feel Better When We’re Sick Yet Again
Six Reasons Doctors Think It’s Hilarious That You Are Worried About Covid.
August 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Six Reasons Doctors Think It’s Hilarious That You Are Worried About Covid.
It’s Umbrella Users Who Are Causing All This Rain.
It’s Time To Ban Them Once And For All.
It’s Time To Ban Them Once And For All.
August 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It’s Umbrella Users Who Are Causing All This Rain.
It’s Time To Ban Them Once And For All.
It’s Time To Ban Them Once And For All.
Active Shelter Reported On Campus
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Active Shelter Reported On Campus
You’re Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. You’re Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great.
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You’re Not More Sick Than You Used To Be. You’re Healthy And Well And Your Memory Is Great.
American Millennials Are Dying At An Alarming Rate, But It’s Only Alarming If You Know About It, And Anyway It’s Totally Not Caused By Covid Infections
August 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
American Millennials Are Dying At An Alarming Rate, But It’s Only Alarming If You Know About It, And Anyway It’s Totally Not Caused By Covid Infections
It’s Time To Introduce Adequate Ventilation, UV and Filtration To Remove Any Germs That Could Cause Illness.
In Homes For Lost Cats.
In Homes For Lost Cats.
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It’s Time To Introduce Adequate Ventilation, UV and Filtration To Remove Any Germs That Could Cause Illness.
In Homes For Lost Cats.
In Homes For Lost Cats.