corv
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they/he | not a minor | described by friends and lovers as "appropriate" | #1 orzhov boy
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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Mark your calendars, I’m hosting an art event in February! #DoubleChinWeek2026 is an art challenge to practice drawing a part of the body that usually gets ignored. The guidelines are lax, so you can participate in whatever capacity works for you.
Let’s make some art together! 🤗
Let’s make some art together! 🤗
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Mark your calendars, I’m hosting an art event in February! #DoubleChinWeek2026 is an art challenge to practice drawing a part of the body that usually gets ignored. The guidelines are lax, so you can participate in whatever capacity works for you.
Let’s make some art together! 🤗
Let’s make some art together! 🤗
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Writer in the top 1% of writerly success: "Can't wait to alienate myself from my peers and audience to work with literally the worst boss in the world for a cool 80k a year."
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Writer in the top 1% of writerly success: "Can't wait to alienate myself from my peers and audience to work with literally the worst boss in the world for a cool 80k a year."
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secret words on web page: www.whompcomic.com/comic/lost-a...
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 PM
secret words on web page: www.whompcomic.com/comic/lost-a...
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I was in the Invader Zim fandom for 15 years, Viv you can't slip that ref past me --
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I was in the Invader Zim fandom for 15 years, Viv you can't slip that ref past me --
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Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
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My retweet is an endorsement of this sentiment
I agree - additionally (as someone who was... in the middle of the community for like, 4 years) there are just way too many people who insist it be taken INCREDIBLY seriously AND that it has no problems when it is obviously silly & has a lot of problems & yet can be fun/interesting in spite of that
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My retweet is an endorsement of this sentiment
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The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
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Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/
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I just will never get the willing and totally unnecessary self-censorship YouTubers get into.
I've said "kill" and "rape" and "cock" and "dick" in so many videos.... and NONE of them were demonetised.
I've said "kill" and "rape" and "cock" and "dick" in so many videos.... and NONE of them were demonetised.
January 30, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just will never get the willing and totally unnecessary self-censorship YouTubers get into.
I've said "kill" and "rape" and "cock" and "dick" in so many videos.... and NONE of them were demonetised.
I've said "kill" and "rape" and "cock" and "dick" in so many videos.... and NONE of them were demonetised.
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
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I think about this post at least once a week
the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender
just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
Whatever the immediate fallout of the scandal, what is going to stick around is the impression it gives, of hapless idiots doing ridiculous things. And I think that seriously reduces the appeal of capitulating to these jokers.
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I think about this post at least once a week
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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There’s that number again
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
There’s that number again
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The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.
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every game. every game they do one thing that is bafflingly completely wrong. and you can just never predict what. it's a constant and yet so hard to pin down. genuinely a company cursed by some sort of foul genie.
Nintendo is restricting image sharing features for Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
www.resetera.com/threads/14...
www.resetera.com/threads/14...
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
every game. every game they do one thing that is bafflingly completely wrong. and you can just never predict what. it's a constant and yet so hard to pin down. genuinely a company cursed by some sort of foul genie.
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The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
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Someone on my blog asked what plane has the best pizza. One of the planes I chose was Ravnica, so another person asked which guild made the best pizza. It was “Another Day of R&D Productivity Lost” (for fans of my old “Tales from the Pit” comic).
#WotCStaff
#WotCStaff
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Someone on my blog asked what plane has the best pizza. One of the planes I chose was Ravnica, so another person asked which guild made the best pizza. It was “Another Day of R&D Productivity Lost” (for fans of my old “Tales from the Pit” comic).
#WotCStaff
#WotCStaff
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i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
i've been watching the coyote on Alcatraz's progress with great interest. a week-ish ago, a coyote SWAM to Alcatraz for the first time and looked fuckin rough after the dangerous swim. but the coyote is doing fine now, gorging itself on unprepared birds & rats who are dealing with a sort of Godzilla
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its crazy to remember that so many people doubted that Tomodachi Life would ever get a sequel because Nintendo promised they'll allow same gender couples, and not only did they do that but you can be NONBINARY or multiple genders at the same time. Wow.
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
its crazy to remember that so many people doubted that Tomodachi Life would ever get a sequel because Nintendo promised they'll allow same gender couples, and not only did they do that but you can be NONBINARY or multiple genders at the same time. Wow.
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.