corv
@corvidcall.bsky.social
they/he | not a minor | described by friends and lovers as "appropriate" | #1 orzhov boy
MAGIC THE GATHERING AS RICHARD GARFIELD INTENDED
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
MAGIC THE GATHERING AS RICHARD GARFIELD INTENDED
i was watching a bunch of @punchystream.bsky.social's videos and somehow ended up with this. idk how. maybe a ghost
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i was watching a bunch of @punchystream.bsky.social's videos and somehow ended up with this. idk how. maybe a ghost
if ive got green and black i am pillaging the goddamn bog!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
if ive got green and black i am pillaging the goddamn bog!!!!!!!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
... fair enough, i guess. it WOULD be ace attorney-based
... fair enough, i guess. it WOULD be ace attorney-based
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
... fair enough, i guess. it WOULD be ace attorney-based
... fair enough, i guess. it WOULD be ace attorney-based
checked seanan's dvd extras and regrettably they made me more mad at Kirol. you can't say Abigale didnt tell them not to when she explicitly says "we've talked about this", and you cant justify this behavior with semantics WHEN SHES SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE???????
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
checked seanan's dvd extras and regrettably they made me more mad at Kirol. you can't say Abigale didnt tell them not to when she explicitly says "we've talked about this", and you cant justify this behavior with semantics WHEN SHES SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE???????
this one is my pick, because it is 1. a perfect example of the go-to joke structure of onion headlines 2. a headline that made me laugh so hard i thought i was gonna be sick
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
this one is my pick, because it is 1. a perfect example of the go-to joke structure of onion headlines 2. a headline that made me laugh so hard i thought i was gonna be sick
#MTG RULES QUESTION
i cant find an answer on the wiki or in the rulebook itself, so maybe someone on here knows: can you proliferate the counters on a creature with shroud? you're "choosing" a creature/player and not "targeting" a creature/player, so i think you can???
i cant find an answer on the wiki or in the rulebook itself, so maybe someone on here knows: can you proliferate the counters on a creature with shroud? you're "choosing" a creature/player and not "targeting" a creature/player, so i think you can???
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
#MTG RULES QUESTION
i cant find an answer on the wiki or in the rulebook itself, so maybe someone on here knows: can you proliferate the counters on a creature with shroud? you're "choosing" a creature/player and not "targeting" a creature/player, so i think you can???
i cant find an answer on the wiki or in the rulebook itself, so maybe someone on here knows: can you proliferate the counters on a creature with shroud? you're "choosing" a creature/player and not "targeting" a creature/player, so i think you can???
Temur Tuesday!!
im not generally drawn to temur (im #1 orzhov boy), i dont like playing Storm, and i dont respect cEDH
so why is my Flubs cEDH deck one of my all time favorites???
could it be that, like most people, im wrong at assessing what i like and why???
...no...no it must be something else...
im not generally drawn to temur (im #1 orzhov boy), i dont like playing Storm, and i dont respect cEDH
so why is my Flubs cEDH deck one of my all time favorites???
could it be that, like most people, im wrong at assessing what i like and why???
...no...no it must be something else...
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Temur Tuesday!!
im not generally drawn to temur (im #1 orzhov boy), i dont like playing Storm, and i dont respect cEDH
so why is my Flubs cEDH deck one of my all time favorites???
could it be that, like most people, im wrong at assessing what i like and why???
...no...no it must be something else...
im not generally drawn to temur (im #1 orzhov boy), i dont like playing Storm, and i dont respect cEDH
so why is my Flubs cEDH deck one of my all time favorites???
could it be that, like most people, im wrong at assessing what i like and why???
...no...no it must be something else...
WAIT I REMEMBER i was defending my use of Braids, Arisen Nightmare
me: oh man this card is so sick in Hearthhull
shannon: ....i think playing Jund has made you evil. you need to go back to Orzhov as soon as possible, for everyone's safety
me: oh man this card is so sick in Hearthhull
shannon: ....i think playing Jund has made you evil. you need to go back to Orzhov as soon as possible, for everyone's safety
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
WAIT I REMEMBER i was defending my use of Braids, Arisen Nightmare
me: oh man this card is so sick in Hearthhull
shannon: ....i think playing Jund has made you evil. you need to go back to Orzhov as soon as possible, for everyone's safety
me: oh man this card is so sick in Hearthhull
shannon: ....i think playing Jund has made you evil. you need to go back to Orzhov as soon as possible, for everyone's safety
IS FIVE DROP FRIDAY
every time i play this card, the whole pod goes "what the fuck is that????"
and then, after they're done reading the card, they go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?????"
every time i play this card, the whole pod goes "what the fuck is that????"
and then, after they're done reading the card, they go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?????"
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
IS FIVE DROP FRIDAY
every time i play this card, the whole pod goes "what the fuck is that????"
and then, after they're done reading the card, they go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?????"
every time i play this card, the whole pod goes "what the fuck is that????"
and then, after they're done reading the card, they go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?????"
preordered from bookshop. org!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
preordered from bookshop. org!!!!!!
hey planeswalker moots
does anyone know how to get the FUCK out of this house i called this dude "yonic" and now hes pissed
does anyone know how to get the FUCK out of this house i called this dude "yonic" and now hes pissed
October 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
hey planeswalker moots
does anyone know how to get the FUCK out of this house i called this dude "yonic" and now hes pissed
does anyone know how to get the FUCK out of this house i called this dude "yonic" and now hes pissed
my partner has a Syr Ginger deck, so i asked them their favorite cards in it, and heres their picks:
October 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my partner has a Syr Ginger deck, so i asked them their favorite cards in it, and heres their picks:
HELP!!! Which of these commander decks should I take to my LGS tonight? i only have room in my bag for one of them, but they're all my beautiful babies!!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
HELP!!! Which of these commander decks should I take to my LGS tonight? i only have room in my bag for one of them, but they're all my beautiful babies!!!
post you from a different era
(thats me in wotc's lobby in 2007 lol)
(thats me in wotc's lobby in 2007 lol)
September 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
post you from a different era
(thats me in wotc's lobby in 2007 lol)
(thats me in wotc's lobby in 2007 lol)
went to play commander at my LGS and won both my games!!! Hearthhull is so fun (or as my partner has named the deck, "Unlimited Lands, But No Lands")
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
went to play commander at my LGS and won both my games!!! Hearthhull is so fun (or as my partner has named the deck, "Unlimited Lands, But No Lands")
i can't remember the exact cards on the board, but it was down to 1v1 and my opponent could deal a 20+ damage every combat, but i had a Platinum Angel on the board, so i couldn't lose. took him 3 turns to find some artifact removal off Florian to finally let me die at -60 life 😆
September 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i can't remember the exact cards on the board, but it was down to 1v1 and my opponent could deal a 20+ damage every combat, but i had a Platinum Angel on the board, so i couldn't lose. took him 3 turns to find some artifact removal off Florian to finally let me die at -60 life 😆
my favorite poem of all time is a haiku and i wish it got more respect as a poetic form...the western understanding if it just as a collection of syllables makes it no different from like. a grocery list. it makes me so sad!!!
(heres my favorite haiku - you can even make beautiful haiku in English!)
(heres my favorite haiku - you can even make beautiful haiku in English!)
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
my favorite poem of all time is a haiku and i wish it got more respect as a poetic form...the western understanding if it just as a collection of syllables makes it no different from like. a grocery list. it makes me so sad!!!
(heres my favorite haiku - you can even make beautiful haiku in English!)
(heres my favorite haiku - you can even make beautiful haiku in English!)
please dont make me go on my haiku rant again. please. this is a nightmare for me and me alone (<- guy who cares too much about poetry)
August 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
please dont make me go on my haiku rant again. please. this is a nightmare for me and me alone (<- guy who cares too much about poetry)
for a hot minute, people were mad about this for being too easy to run in any green deck. and i have never seen hide nor hair of it!!
August 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
for a hot minute, people were mad about this for being too easy to run in any green deck. and i have never seen hide nor hair of it!!
