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@colematt.bsky.social
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Pinned
“Lifeguard” whistle not “dog” whistle, will run on pool deck if dog want. #ungovernable
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Was thinking about marching in the streets to protest. Seems like a lot of work. But now I'm seeing this stuff from Iran, and apparently if enough of us go out there, the government will turn off the internet? So, I'm calling on each one of
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Was thinking about marching in the streets to protest. Seems like a lot of work. But now I'm seeing this stuff from Iran, and apparently if enough of us go out there, the government will turn off the internet? So, I'm calling on each one of
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
That’s 60-100 Panamax tankers or roughly two months of 2024 production, “immediately”.
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
That’s 60-100 Panamax tankers or roughly two months of 2024 production, “immediately”.
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day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves
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Sunday listening
David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by David Bowie
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Sunday listening
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When does a foreign entity kidnap our dictator?
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
When does a foreign entity kidnap our dictator?
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t by Eiffel 65, Aqua, Vengaboys, or Rednex
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t by Eiffel 65, Aqua, Vengaboys, or Rednex
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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
"sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Treason for the Season
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MELIA is spending her second Christmas at the shelter. Lets end 2025 with a bang! By finding her a forever adult only home with no dogs. Cats are ok. Shes an amazing, smart, beautiful dog. Please adopt her
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
MELIA is spending her second Christmas at the shelter. Lets end 2025 with a bang! By finding her a forever adult only home with no dogs. Cats are ok. Shes an amazing, smart, beautiful dog. Please adopt her
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
“Anti-capitalism”
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Anti-capitalism”
On a day I received over a dozen ActBlue cold call spam texts, I genuinely appreciated this @matthodges.bsky.social blog post.
matthodges.com/posts/2024-0...
matthodges.com/posts/2024-0...
ActBlue Isn’t Selling Your Data
The campaign you donated to might be sharing your data.
matthodges.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
On a day I received over a dozen ActBlue cold call spam texts, I genuinely appreciated this @matthodges.bsky.social blog post.
matthodges.com/posts/2024-0...
matthodges.com/posts/2024-0...
Really disappointed in you @alsobrooks.senate.gov … these are the kind of votes you don’t come back from.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Really disappointed in you @alsobrooks.senate.gov … these are the kind of votes you don’t come back from.
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Going to shake someone awake from a coma in 2009 to tell them Phillip Rivers just threw an interception to Coby Bryant
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Going to shake someone awake from a coma in 2009 to tell them Phillip Rivers just threw an interception to Coby Bryant
I presume that’s MA/ME not MN, and NH not NB. Still, get out and donate blood.
I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC.
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Donate Blood
Check your eligibility to donate blood, learn about the process and why blood matters, and enroll in a RIBC Donor Loyalty Rewards programs.
www.ribc.org
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I presume that’s MA/ME not MN, and NH not NB. Still, get out and donate blood.
The “50 Cent Ceremonial First Pitch” of Ceremonial Coin Tosses
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The “50 Cent Ceremonial First Pitch” of Ceremonial Coin Tosses
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December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Not @theonion.com
There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court
More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.
coppercourier.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Not @theonion.com
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over