Jurph: the Scent of Oak Leaves
@jurph.bsky.social
Veteran of dial up BBS, mIRC, AOL federated messaging, and Google Reader. When all this is gone I will remain. The most important thing is helping people.
Average Ravens conversion
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Average Ravens conversion
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January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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On 4th down, Lamar Jackson makes a completed pass to Devontez Walker who runs it into the end zone for touchdown
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
On 4th down, Lamar Jackson makes a completed pass to Devontez Walker who runs it into the end zone for touchdown
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Jalen Ramsey (5) takes a moment to ponder the fragility of existence at the wrong time. Good job by the Ravens blocking up the blitz on fourth down, which gave Jackson time to throw.
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Jalen Ramsey (5) takes a moment to ponder the fragility of existence at the wrong time. Good job by the Ravens blocking up the blitz on fourth down, which gave Jackson time to throw.
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During Fiona Hill's testimony to Congress on Oct 14, 2019, she described how Trump and Putin discussed exchanging Ukraine for Venezuela. The quid pro quo was if Trump refuses to help Ukraine fight off a Russian invasion, Putin would not help Venezuela (a Russian ally) resist a US takeover.
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
During Fiona Hill's testimony to Congress on Oct 14, 2019, she described how Trump and Putin discussed exchanging Ukraine for Venezuela. The quid pro quo was if Trump refuses to help Ukraine fight off a Russian invasion, Putin would not help Venezuela (a Russian ally) resist a US takeover.
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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ALABAMA SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING TUSK HOW THE FUCK DARE THEY ALSO THEY SUCK AT IT
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
ALABAMA SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING TUSK HOW THE FUCK DARE THEY ALSO THEY SUCK AT IT
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McSweeney’s has it covered www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
Our 14th most-read article of 2025.
- - -It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN.
It’s impossible to say when IT w...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
McSweeney’s has it covered www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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Happy New Year y'all
There is a lot in this world we cannot control
But the little joystick you got rocks all the way up & down, left & right,
and you better slam that shit all the way in whatever direction it goes
instead of saying "woe the fuck is me, a collision course"
if you can save us
There is a lot in this world we cannot control
But the little joystick you got rocks all the way up & down, left & right,
and you better slam that shit all the way in whatever direction it goes
instead of saying "woe the fuck is me, a collision course"
if you can save us
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Happy New Year y'all
There is a lot in this world we cannot control
But the little joystick you got rocks all the way up & down, left & right,
and you better slam that shit all the way in whatever direction it goes
instead of saying "woe the fuck is me, a collision course"
if you can save us
There is a lot in this world we cannot control
But the little joystick you got rocks all the way up & down, left & right,
and you better slam that shit all the way in whatever direction it goes
instead of saying "woe the fuck is me, a collision course"
if you can save us
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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I forgot dick Cheney died this year lmao
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I forgot dick Cheney died this year lmao
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Ladies, Gentlemen, and Gentlefolk everywhere: I give you the eternal optimism of the Counting Crows for a better year to come. #NewYearsEve
Counting Crows - A Long December (Official Video)
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January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Gentlefolk everywhere: I give you the eternal optimism of the Counting Crows for a better year to come. #NewYearsEve
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LMAO OHIO STATE WIDE LEFT
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
LMAO OHIO STATE WIDE LEFT
Absolutely a skill issue, I’ve got people talking crazy analytics and fullback tactics
Skill issue of the highest order. My skyline has people talking about sports constantly, every sport you can imagine. I got multiple darts people. I got a fuckin dog sledding person, and not just for the Iditarod. Skill issue.
January 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Absolutely a skill issue, I’ve got people talking crazy analytics and fullback tactics
Cardinal: "I am going to sit here and patiently eat every one of these seeds until I die"
Tufted Titmouse: "Sweet, a peanut! I'mma fly off with it and eat. [...] Sweet, another peanut! I'mma..."
Wren: "Seeeeds!" <thrashes beak, seeds fly everywhere, eats one>
Sparrow: "OH, TOM BOMBADIL, TOM BOM-
Tufted Titmouse: "Sweet, a peanut! I'mma fly off with it and eat. [...] Sweet, another peanut! I'mma..."
Wren: "Seeeeds!" <thrashes beak, seeds fly everywhere, eats one>
Sparrow: "OH, TOM BOMBADIL, TOM BOM-
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Cardinal: "I am going to sit here and patiently eat every one of these seeds until I die"
Tufted Titmouse: "Sweet, a peanut! I'mma fly off with it and eat. [...] Sweet, another peanut! I'mma..."
Wren: "Seeeeds!" <thrashes beak, seeds fly everywhere, eats one>
Sparrow: "OH, TOM BOMBADIL, TOM BOM-
Tufted Titmouse: "Sweet, a peanut! I'mma fly off with it and eat. [...] Sweet, another peanut! I'mma..."
Wren: "Seeeeds!" <thrashes beak, seeds fly everywhere, eats one>
Sparrow: "OH, TOM BOMBADIL, TOM BOM-
I basically stopped engaging with any sports-related media other than live games because eventually the Hot Takes Machine devours every conversation
I swear the NFL MVP discourse gets dumber and angrier every year
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I basically stopped engaging with any sports-related media other than live games because eventually the Hot Takes Machine devours every conversation
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I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?
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Pretty sick design here off play-action by the Jags, motioning Brenton Strange to fullback in an off-set I-formation and releasing him through the opposite B-gap into a deep sail route, along with running off the corner in cover-three! 🐆
#NFL #JAXvsDEN #DUUUVAL #Jaguars #NFLAll22 #NFLSky
#NFL #JAXvsDEN #DUUUVAL #Jaguars #NFLAll22 #NFLSky
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM