Chris Pariso
@chrispariso.bsky.social
Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
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This is important context from Julie K. Brown.
With alt text.
With alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is important context from Julie K. Brown.
With alt text.
With alt text.
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In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
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Right-wingers used to manufacture images like this with AI or cartoons to claim Christianity was "under attack" in America "because of Democrats."
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Right-wingers used to manufacture images like this with AI or cartoons to claim Christianity was "under attack" in America "because of Democrats."
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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Just worth noting what a waste this is... that's billion, with a B. www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...
Trump's Pentagon name change could cost up to $2 billion
Officially changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War can only be done by Congress and would require updating thousands of signs, rewriting digital code and creating new letterheads,...
www.nbcnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just worth noting what a waste this is... that's billion, with a B. www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...
It's a small point, but it's sadly hilarious to me to see the self-professed alpha manly man doing a performative media stunt while flanked by a squad of obvious security meat tanks.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's a small point, but it's sadly hilarious to me to see the self-professed alpha manly man doing a performative media stunt while flanked by a squad of obvious security meat tanks.
Would love for Vance to explain how he thinks an undocumented person is getting a mortgage to buy a home.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Would love for Vance to explain how he thinks an undocumented person is getting a mortgage to buy a home.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
👀
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
👀
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NEW REPORT from ProPublica finds that Fox News manufactured riots fit for air, using old footage or footage that was not of Portland, for months leading up to September.
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
NEW REPORT from ProPublica finds that Fox News manufactured riots fit for air, using old footage or footage that was not of Portland, for months leading up to September.
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
Absolutely no chance that he resigns, but given how stressful the whole thing must be for him, his heart just might.
look i’m not saying this will happen and i agree it’s unlikely but let’s just indulge for a second
can you imagine if this just somehow put things over the edge and the president resigned because the conspiracy was exposed
can you imagine if this just somehow put things over the edge and the president resigned because the conspiracy was exposed
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Absolutely no chance that he resigns, but given how stressful the whole thing must be for him, his heart just might.
"'girls?' Careful I will renew an old habit"
Anyone that interacted with Epstein knew what he was up to because he didn't just *not* hide it, he actively made jokes about it.
Anyone that interacted with Epstein knew what he was up to because he didn't just *not* hide it, he actively made jokes about it.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
![From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
Kathy Ruemmler
9/19/2014 11:54:57 AM
jeffrey E. ljeevacation@gmail.com]
Re:
Importance: High
Doesn't look like you are prioritizing your schedule very effeetively.....how are you going to manage all of that? this is unga week so the boss will be in town too....l'Il be here all week -- you may get sick of me....just sat down on the train so can't talk freely.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:48 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
"girls?", careful i will renew an old habit, . this week, thiel, summers, bill burns, gordon brown, jagland, ( council of curope and nobel chairman). mongolia pres, hardeep puree (india), boris ( gates). jabor (qatar ). sultan (dubai, ), kosslyn (harvard), leon black, woody. you are a welcome guest at any... also if you think there are interesting people in town, everyone here for climate summit, clinton security council, holy shit im on
for next 30 minutes
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 7:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler -
> wrote:
Most girls do not have to worry about this crap.
On Sep 19, 20147:09 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
understood. it comes down to high risk / reward / low risk / reward. professional, cmotional. and financial
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 6:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler
Agreed, but I need to be prepared to say yes before I talk to him.
wrote:
Sent from my iPad
On Sep 19,2014, at 1:21 AM, "jeffrey E." <jcevacation@gmail.com>wrote:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreidpc4aexgxfahdqvqgbocphszflpkdsfpldci2zeo7aqsjkzkbub4@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"'girls?' Careful I will renew an old habit"
Anyone that interacted with Epstein knew what he was up to because he didn't just *not* hide it, he actively made jokes about it.
Anyone that interacted with Epstein knew what he was up to because he didn't just *not* hide it, he actively made jokes about it.
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I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"If he [Trump] says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you [Epstein] a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt."
Read the three Epstein email threads released today, which includes a message to Ghislane Maxwell that called Trump the "dog that hasn't barked" and says Trump spent "hours at my house" with one of the alleged sex trafficking victims.
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/n...
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"If he [Trump] says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you [Epstein] a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang him in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt."
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“In one of the messages, Mr. Epstein flatly asserted that Mr. Trump “knew about the girls,” many of whom were later found by investigators to have been underage.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“In one of the messages, Mr. Epstein flatly asserted that Mr. Trump “knew about the girls,” many of whom were later found by investigators to have been underage.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Shareholders really heard stuff like this on the regular and still said "give that man a trillion dollar pay package!"
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Shareholders really heard stuff like this on the regular and still said "give that man a trillion dollar pay package!"
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PSA: tips to protect yourself from scams on Signal.
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
PSA: tips to protect yourself from scams on Signal.
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
Best ab workout I've had in years laughing to the second half of this song
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Best ab workout I've had in years laughing to the second half of this song
For anyone thinking "but I have to neutralize the spray!", try this:
Take a cup of vinegar, and dump some baking soda in. See how it violently bubbles up? Now imagine that happening in your eyes.
Now, look up what the byproduct of that reaction is, and imagine THAT in your eyes too.
Take a cup of vinegar, and dump some baking soda in. See how it violently bubbles up? Now imagine that happening in your eyes.
Now, look up what the byproduct of that reaction is, and imagine THAT in your eyes too.
Pinning this again:
Do not use milk, juice, urine, antacids, baking soda on pepper spray or tear gas. Just water. Plain water..
Optical saline ok in eyes, but maybe save it for the dumbasses who wore contact lenses.
Plain soap or shampoo ok on skin, but never in eyes.
Do not use milk, juice, urine, antacids, baking soda on pepper spray or tear gas. Just water. Plain water..
Optical saline ok in eyes, but maybe save it for the dumbasses who wore contact lenses.
Plain soap or shampoo ok on skin, but never in eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
For anyone thinking "but I have to neutralize the spray!", try this:
Take a cup of vinegar, and dump some baking soda in. See how it violently bubbles up? Now imagine that happening in your eyes.
Now, look up what the byproduct of that reaction is, and imagine THAT in your eyes too.
Take a cup of vinegar, and dump some baking soda in. See how it violently bubbles up? Now imagine that happening in your eyes.
Now, look up what the byproduct of that reaction is, and imagine THAT in your eyes too.
Easy answer: Killmonger from Black Panther.
HARD answer: John Doe from Se7en.
HARD answer: John Doe from Se7en.
Name a villain you sympathize with.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Easy answer: Killmonger from Black Panther.
HARD answer: John Doe from Se7en.
HARD answer: John Doe from Se7en.
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NEW HAMPSHIRE: HASSAN AND SHAHEEN ARE BOTH ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT DEFECTING
CALL NOW
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(202) 224-2841 (Shaheen)
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CALL NOW
(202) 224-3324 (Hassan)
(202) 224-2841 (Shaheen)
LEAVE VOICEMAILS #NHPoli #NHPolitics
If you have a Dem senator and you're seeing this right now, CALL THEM RIGHT NOW and tell them NO. If you don't know anyone who would be affected by this, call them for my friend Lisa. She cannot afford insurance without ACA subsidies and without health insurance I'm terrified she will die.
! A key group of Senate Democrats is leaning toward voting for a deal to end the shutdown, provided final details can be worked out like worker protections (Gift link)
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
NEW HAMPSHIRE: HASSAN AND SHAHEEN ARE BOTH ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT DEFECTING
CALL NOW
(202) 224-3324 (Hassan)
(202) 224-2841 (Shaheen)
LEAVE VOICEMAILS #NHPoli #NHPolitics
CALL NOW
(202) 224-3324 (Hassan)
(202) 224-2841 (Shaheen)
LEAVE VOICEMAILS #NHPoli #NHPolitics