Chris Pariso
@chrispariso.bsky.social
Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
The sorest fking loser in the history of sore losers can't help but be a sore fking loser in everything he does.
Even six years later, he remains a butthurt sore-ass loser. Sad.
Even six years later, he remains a butthurt sore-ass loser. Sad.
Trump: "They got the election wrong, the New York Times. They got the election wrong. They haven't apologized yet."
January 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The sorest fking loser in the history of sore losers can't help but be a sore fking loser in everything he does.
Even six years later, he remains a butthurt sore-ass loser. Sad.
Even six years later, he remains a butthurt sore-ass loser. Sad.
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Where do I go to get my apology from Corporate Media for amplifying obviously absurd disinformation about Trump pivoting in Minnesota that did not even last 24 hours before he explicitly renounced the lie?
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Where do I go to get my apology from Corporate Media for amplifying obviously absurd disinformation about Trump pivoting in Minnesota that did not even last 24 hours before he explicitly renounced the lie?
Does ICE have an active, documented definition of "domestic terrorist"?
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Does ICE have an active, documented definition of "domestic terrorist"?
A modern "let them eat cake" moment.
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A modern "let them eat cake" moment.
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Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
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Trump’s efforts to interfere in midterms becoming clearer & more dangerous every day:
-using ICE to terrorize blue states & cities
-seizing ballots in heavily Dem counties
-prosecuting 2020 enemies
-extorting states for sensitive voter data
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
-using ICE to terrorize blue states & cities
-seizing ballots in heavily Dem counties
-prosecuting 2020 enemies
-extorting states for sensitive voter data
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
From Minnesota to Georgia, Trump’s plans to interfere in the midterms are becoming more dangerous
The seizure of ballots in Fulton County, Georgia follows the DOJ’s demands for voter data in Minnesota.
www.motherjones.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Trump’s efforts to interfere in midterms becoming clearer & more dangerous every day:
-using ICE to terrorize blue states & cities
-seizing ballots in heavily Dem counties
-prosecuting 2020 enemies
-extorting states for sensitive voter data
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
-using ICE to terrorize blue states & cities
-seizing ballots in heavily Dem counties
-prosecuting 2020 enemies
-extorting states for sensitive voter data
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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There’s so much need in Minnesota right now. Businesses are closing and rent is due soon.
If you want to help people here, there are links to rent relief & other vetted mutual aid funds on standwithminnesota.com. Please boost and donate what you can.
Thank you 🫶🏻
If you want to help people here, there are links to rent relief & other vetted mutual aid funds on standwithminnesota.com. Please boost and donate what you can.
Thank you 🫶🏻
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
standwithminnesota.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 PM
There’s so much need in Minnesota right now. Businesses are closing and rent is due soon.
If you want to help people here, there are links to rent relief & other vetted mutual aid funds on standwithminnesota.com. Please boost and donate what you can.
Thank you 🫶🏻
If you want to help people here, there are links to rent relief & other vetted mutual aid funds on standwithminnesota.com. Please boost and donate what you can.
Thank you 🫶🏻
This should be the message from every state official anywhere ICE rolls in.
"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
Philly DA vows to prosecute ‘wannabe Nazi' ICE agents who violate the law
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This should be the message from every state official anywhere ICE rolls in.
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This particular attack also asks for your Signal PIN, which you should not give anybody ever!
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This particular attack also asks for your Signal PIN, which you should not give anybody ever!
Specifically, someone attempted to log into your account, had the 2FA code sent (to your phone), and is trying to trick you into giving them that code.
Regardless of what app/site it is, NEVER give out any 2FA code, especially not an unsolicited one.
Regardless of what app/site it is, NEVER give out any 2FA code, especially not an unsolicited one.
Signal will never message you like this.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Specifically, someone attempted to log into your account, had the 2FA code sent (to your phone), and is trying to trick you into giving them that code.
Regardless of what app/site it is, NEVER give out any 2FA code, especially not an unsolicited one.
Regardless of what app/site it is, NEVER give out any 2FA code, especially not an unsolicited one.
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Signal will never message you like this.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Signal will never message you like this.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL.
DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.
The intense fallout from the killing of Alex Pretti has forced President Trump to publicly change course in Minneapolis.
Listen to our White House reporters discuss the changes on today's episode of "The Daily."
Listen to our White House reporters discuss the changes on today's episode of "The Daily."
Trump Changes Course in Minneapolis
The White House has been met with broad outcry over the killing of Alex Pretti, as well as pushback from Congress.
nyti.ms
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.
"This was a mistake"
Something you can say during sex and at the Melania movie.
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
"This was a mistake"
Nuremberg defense deserves a Nuremberg trial.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Nuremberg defense deserves a Nuremberg trial.
Until the bag burst *into flames*.
Don't do anything with an active canister that you wouldn't do with a red-hot chunk of steel.
(Also, the leaf blower thing would get you shot)
Don't do anything with an active canister that you wouldn't do with a red-hot chunk of steel.
(Also, the leaf blower thing would get you shot)
Saw this and just had to share.
Also, if they toss a tear gas canister, push it into a construction grade trash bag and tie it. It is contained until the bag burts
Also, if they toss a tear gas canister, push it into a construction grade trash bag and tie it. It is contained until the bag burts
January 28, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Until the bag burst *into flames*.
Don't do anything with an active canister that you wouldn't do with a red-hot chunk of steel.
(Also, the leaf blower thing would get you shot)
Don't do anything with an active canister that you wouldn't do with a red-hot chunk of steel.
(Also, the leaf blower thing would get you shot)
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Just saw this, and it makes me wonder how you think you should still be in the United States Senate — let alone a Democrat — if you’re going to follow up the first two paragraphs with the third.
This is a dead child, and your response sounds like Al Gore talking about Reinventing Government.
This is a dead child, and your response sounds like Al Gore talking about Reinventing Government.
Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in government custody.
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.
We need to reform immigration detention.
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care.
We need to reform immigration detention.
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Just saw this, and it makes me wonder how you think you should still be in the United States Senate — let alone a Democrat — if you’re going to follow up the first two paragraphs with the third.
This is a dead child, and your response sounds like Al Gore talking about Reinventing Government.
This is a dead child, and your response sounds like Al Gore talking about Reinventing Government.
Make it an open website called OnlyObservers, and the population of Minnesota will double in a year.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Make it an open website called OnlyObservers, and the population of Minnesota will double in a year.
Unless she's talking about celsius, this HAS to be pure clickbait, right?
I’m not even sure I can parse what conspiracy she’s trying to suggest here
January 27, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Unless she's talking about celsius, this HAS to be pure clickbait, right?
Gunshots are louder than whistles.
January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Gunshots are louder than whistles.
This is the kind of energy Dems need to be showing at every level.
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is the kind of energy Dems need to be showing at every level.
Body cams and training aren't going to solve this problem any more than a band-aid would heal a cancerous tumor.
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Body cams and training aren't going to solve this problem any more than a band-aid would heal a cancerous tumor.
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MAINE:
-Report ICE/CBP activity: Maine ICE Watch Hotline: 207-544-9989
-Report “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#ORGANIZE #RESIST #OPPOSE
#NonViolenceIsPower
#ICEoutOfMaine
BELIEVE YOUR EYES - NOT THEIR LIES
#Maine #MEpolitics
-Report ICE/CBP activity: Maine ICE Watch Hotline: 207-544-9989
-Report “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#ORGANIZE #RESIST #OPPOSE
#NonViolenceIsPower
#ICEoutOfMaine
BELIEVE YOUR EYES - NOT THEIR LIES
#Maine #MEpolitics
Maine Att'y General Office creates dedicated tip line for reports of federal agents violating Constitutional & civil rights.
Att'y General Aaron Frey urges Mainers to send information about “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#MEpolitics
Att'y General Aaron Frey urges Mainers to send information about “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#MEpolitics
Live updates: Maine AG creates tip line to report misconduct from federal agents amid ICE surge
The uptick in federal immigration activity in Maine is continuing to unfold after a 2nd U.S. citizen was fatally shot in Minnesota.
www.pressherald.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
MAINE:
-Report ICE/CBP activity: Maine ICE Watch Hotline: 207-544-9989
-Report “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#ORGANIZE #RESIST #OPPOSE
#NonViolenceIsPower
#ICEoutOfMaine
BELIEVE YOUR EYES - NOT THEIR LIES
#Maine #MEpolitics
-Report ICE/CBP activity: Maine ICE Watch Hotline: 207-544-9989
-Report “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#ORGANIZE #RESIST #OPPOSE
#NonViolenceIsPower
#ICEoutOfMaine
BELIEVE YOUR EYES - NOT THEIR LIES
#Maine #MEpolitics
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Maine Att'y General Office creates dedicated tip line for reports of federal agents violating Constitutional & civil rights.
Att'y General Aaron Frey urges Mainers to send information about “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#MEpolitics
Att'y General Aaron Frey urges Mainers to send information about “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#MEpolitics
Live updates: Maine AG creates tip line to report misconduct from federal agents amid ICE surge
The uptick in federal immigration activity in Maine is continuing to unfold after a 2nd U.S. citizen was fatally shot in Minnesota.
www.pressherald.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Maine Att'y General Office creates dedicated tip line for reports of federal agents violating Constitutional & civil rights.
Att'y General Aaron Frey urges Mainers to send information about “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#MEpolitics
Att'y General Aaron Frey urges Mainers to send information about “intimidating or excessive behavior used by federal agents” to CitizenReporting.OAG@maine.gov
#MEpolitics
Drop hiring standards so low that playing Call of Duty counts as experience, and tell them they have absolute immunity.
Then, constantly tell these wannabe operators that everyone on the street is a highly trained counterinsurgent.
You couldn't come up with a more volatile mix if you tried.
Then, constantly tell these wannabe operators that everyone on the street is a highly trained counterinsurgent.
You couldn't come up with a more volatile mix if you tried.
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Drop hiring standards so low that playing Call of Duty counts as experience, and tell them they have absolute immunity.
Then, constantly tell these wannabe operators that everyone on the street is a highly trained counterinsurgent.
You couldn't come up with a more volatile mix if you tried.
Then, constantly tell these wannabe operators that everyone on the street is a highly trained counterinsurgent.
You couldn't come up with a more volatile mix if you tried.