Chris Pariso
@chrispariso.bsky.social
Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
According to the video, the agents had been there twice before. On their first visit THEY DETAINED ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AND STILL HAVEN'T RELEASED THEM.
Imagine the elephantiasis-swollen balls you'd have to have to snatch an employee on Monday, then expect the others to make you lunch on Friday.
Imagine the elephantiasis-swollen balls you'd have to have to snatch an employee on Monday, then expect the others to make you lunch on Friday.
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.
F that!
F that!
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
According to the video, the agents had been there twice before. On their first visit THEY DETAINED ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AND STILL HAVEN'T RELEASED THEM.
Imagine the elephantiasis-swollen balls you'd have to have to snatch an employee on Monday, then expect the others to make you lunch on Friday.
Imagine the elephantiasis-swollen balls you'd have to have to snatch an employee on Monday, then expect the others to make you lunch on Friday.
Guy: [splashes water] "the power of Christ compels you!"
Kat: [flinching] "what are you..."
Guy: "BEGONE DEMON!"
Kat: [shaking off water] "ok, first of all please use your words like a big boy."
Kat: [flinching] "what are you..."
Guy: "BEGONE DEMON!"
Kat: [shaking off water] "ok, first of all please use your words like a big boy."
An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”?????
So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
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November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Guy: [splashes water] "the power of Christ compels you!"
Kat: [flinching] "what are you..."
Guy: "BEGONE DEMON!"
Kat: [shaking off water] "ok, first of all please use your words like a big boy."
Kat: [flinching] "what are you..."
Guy: "BEGONE DEMON!"
Kat: [shaking off water] "ok, first of all please use your words like a big boy."
"So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"So, if there's anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, *to* you - just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
"...have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!"
"Just go that way really fast. If anything gets in your way: turn."
"I want my two dollars!"
That movie is a treasure trove of joy.
"Just go that way really fast. If anything gets in your way: turn."
"I want my two dollars!"
That movie is a treasure trove of joy.
The most underrated classic from that decade. My god that movie was hysterical. “Sorry I blew up your mom Ricky.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"...have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!"
"Just go that way really fast. If anything gets in your way: turn."
"I want my two dollars!"
That movie is a treasure trove of joy.
"Just go that way really fast. If anything gets in your way: turn."
"I want my two dollars!"
That movie is a treasure trove of joy.
"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage."
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage."
All I can think of is Kissing Hanks Ass (please take the ~7 minutes to watch this absolute gem):
youtu.be/vdCA5xAsw8I?...
youtu.be/vdCA5xAsw8I?...
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
All I can think of is Kissing Hanks Ass (please take the ~7 minutes to watch this absolute gem):
youtu.be/vdCA5xAsw8I?...
youtu.be/vdCA5xAsw8I?...
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.
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i'm sorry but we really should just grind the entire country to a halt until we break this fucking monstrous apparatus. this shit is insane. it's insane to go to work while this is happening
Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i'm sorry but we really should just grind the entire country to a halt until we break this fucking monstrous apparatus. this shit is insane. it's insane to go to work while this is happening
Some amazingly good new here to counter the flood of crap we've been seeing:
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Some amazingly good new here to counter the flood of crap we've been seeing:
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
Unprecedentedly corrupt.
"Yeah, I need one each of the following movies..."
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"Yeah, I need one each of the following movies..."
Martial arts/fight sport training itself is great, but the synergy with weight training can't be beat.
If you're ever in a position to punch a Nazi, you gotta make it count.
If you're ever in a position to punch a Nazi, you gotta make it count.
Good morning.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Martial arts/fight sport training itself is great, but the synergy with weight training can't be beat.
If you're ever in a position to punch a Nazi, you gotta make it count.
If you're ever in a position to punch a Nazi, you gotta make it count.
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This is important context from Julie K. Brown.
With alt text.
With alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is important context from Julie K. Brown.
With alt text.
With alt text.
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In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In normal times, it would be a major scandal for the President to direct his AG to criminally investigate his political opponents to deflect from his own involvement in a major scandal — and for the AG to immediately announce she is doing it. The Epstein scandal and cover up just got even bigger.
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Right-wingers used to manufacture images like this with AI or cartoons to claim Christianity was "under attack" in America "because of Democrats."
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Right-wingers used to manufacture images like this with AI or cartoons to claim Christianity was "under attack" in America "because of Democrats."
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
Here they are making it real over punitive, inhuman treatment of immigrants.
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
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Just worth noting what a waste this is... that's billion, with a B. www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...
Trump's Pentagon name change could cost up to $2 billion
Officially changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War can only be done by Congress and would require updating thousands of signs, rewriting digital code and creating new letterheads,...
www.nbcnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just worth noting what a waste this is... that's billion, with a B. www.nbcnews.com/politics/rcn...
It's a small point, but it's sadly hilarious to me to see the self-professed alpha manly man doing a performative media stunt while flanked by a squad of obvious security meat tanks.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's a small point, but it's sadly hilarious to me to see the self-professed alpha manly man doing a performative media stunt while flanked by a squad of obvious security meat tanks.
Would love for Vance to explain how he thinks an undocumented person is getting a mortgage to buy a home.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Would love for Vance to explain how he thinks an undocumented person is getting a mortgage to buy a home.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
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Epstein Document Search
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November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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NEW REPORT from ProPublica finds that Fox News manufactured riots fit for air, using old footage or footage that was not of Portland, for months leading up to September.
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
NEW REPORT from ProPublica finds that Fox News manufactured riots fit for air, using old footage or footage that was not of Portland, for months leading up to September.
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR
Absolutely no chance that he resigns, but given how stressful the whole thing must be for him, his heart just might.
look i’m not saying this will happen and i agree it’s unlikely but let’s just indulge for a second
can you imagine if this just somehow put things over the edge and the president resigned because the conspiracy was exposed
can you imagine if this just somehow put things over the edge and the president resigned because the conspiracy was exposed
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Absolutely no chance that he resigns, but given how stressful the whole thing must be for him, his heart just might.