Chris Pariso
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Chris Pariso
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Analyst/investigator/data nerd. Also, I blacksmith, train/teach various martial arts, and bake stuff.
Tweets/opinions are my own. He/him.
Clerks was the first thing that came to mind

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"Yeah, I need one each of the following movies..."
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Do NOT lick the demon core Martin.
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Raids like that have two purposes:

1) instill fear into non-white communities

2) allow agents to cosplay their favorite Call of Duty levels with absolute impunity
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"just post through it. just post through it. just post through it. just post through it. just post through it. just post through it. just post through it. just post through it..."

~Trump, probably
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We truly live in the dumbest possible timeline.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm trying, but they changed the password on me.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Reposted by Chris Pariso
Yep. Pretty egregious amount they're willing to spend for a sad vanity project.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Trump didn't just *know* about the child trafficking, he was connected to it enough that Epstein was being advised on how to use it as leverage against him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM