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Chloe
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Yes and thank fucking god. When I was a teenager my friend used to cook (?) the weed in peanut butter and spread it on a triscuit and he called it a rocket cracker or something???
after growing up in an environment where seemingly the goal of every pot brownie maker was to launch you to the moon every single night, the mainstreaming of low dose weed gummies in the 2-10MG range is probably the best thing that has ever or could ever happen to weed and "weed culture"
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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And this isn’t just a random fringe statement to ignore by the way.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
She needs her special blankie 🔫
“…in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem's blanket was left behind on a plane, according to people familiar with the incident.”
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Went to see the Mary Ellen Mark photography show at UMBC today, featuring photos and archival materials from her 1976 series on Ward 81, the locked women’s ward at Oregon State Mental Hospital.

Haunting, beautiful. On view through May.
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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When your number-one priority is

❌safety of people
✔️prevention of vehicle delay

you allow left on 🟢 on a road with a 50 mph speed limit.
On Fri 1/27/26 3:06 pm
the driver (34/M) of a 2015 Toyota Corolla
turning left from Great Seneca Hwy to Blackwell Rd
hit & seriously injured the driver (24/M) of a 2021 Kia K5
going south on Great Seneca Hwy.
Police (MCP3220005Q) Toyota driver at fault: failed to yield ROW.
Speed limit 50 mph.
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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"There may come a time when the people elected to enact laws decide the modest benefits of regulating greenhouse gases outweigh the considerable economic costs." What a shocking thing to write. The Post is unrecognizable now. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | EPA is right to reverse Obama overreach
If the federal government wants to more heavily regulate greenhouse gas emissions, Congress needs to pass a new law.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
chopped unc
“We noticed some anger from doctors last week. That’s why we invited RFK Jr. to talk about vaccines”
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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The hugely popular "Killology" -- yes, really -- training materials used by many law enforcement agencies tells cops you'll never fuck your wife better than the night after you kill someone.
in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend"
"Beers on me"
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Horrendous conditions reported inside ICE detention facility
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My backyard mockingbirds are debuting their new songs 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Do you want to help Minneapolis out in a different way? Help set up some new street medics so that they can make sure community members are cared for at protests.

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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People have worn out "performative." We often perform things that are real, you know. Posting is a kind of performance of one's politics. Performative doesn't actually mean "fake" or "empty," it just gets deployed that way. We actually need performance. Case in point: last night's performance.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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this rules and everyone opposed to it just sounds like this to me
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒

www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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We ALL know that's Ricky Martin singing in front of the bananas

He's singing "Lo Que Le Pasó a Hawaii," an anti-statehood song that holds up Hawaii as a cautionary tale (as already established, Benito is pro independence)
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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8/ For more on what kids are experiencing inside the Dilley detention center, read the full story by reporter @micarosenberg.bsky.social:
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of...
www.propublica.org
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Smash your Ring camera
Here is ICE activating its surveillance network so that there is no escape.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM