Chametz Rodriguez
@chametzrodriguez.bsky.social
Forza #stpauli 🏴☠️
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mike's hard times create mike's strong men
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mike's hard times create mike's strong men
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Looking dessicated, playboy
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Looking dessicated, playboy
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Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just infiltrated your man’s fortress with only a small mob of local peasants wielding crudely adapted agricultural tools
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Getting my son a Word Of The Day calendar for Christmas in which, from around March, "Adversary" comes up once a week, then every other day from July, and then starting in mid October it's "Adversary" every day.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Getting my son a Word Of The Day calendar for Christmas in which, from around March, "Adversary" comes up once a week, then every other day from July, and then starting in mid October it's "Adversary" every day.
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Excited For Pickle (1988)
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Excited For Pickle (1988)
Can’t find the old post where someone noted that every picture of Zuckerberg in the metaverse looked like the cover of a GameCube game marked down to $5.99 called “World Baby”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can’t find the old post where someone noted that every picture of Zuckerberg in the metaverse looked like the cover of a GameCube game marked down to $5.99 called “World Baby”
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Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
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this thanksgiving i’m thankful for all the beautiful, strong, independent women of naboo who were conscripted into serving as queen amidalas’s murder decoys. you’re the real queens in my heart
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this thanksgiving i’m thankful for all the beautiful, strong, independent women of naboo who were conscripted into serving as queen amidalas’s murder decoys. you’re the real queens in my heart
She coil my long-blanket piece in my twilight apartment until I plait serpents
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She coil my long-blanket piece in my twilight apartment until I plait serpents
Just remember that if your boy isn’t replying in the GC tomorrow, that’s when he needs your riffs the most.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just remember that if your boy isn’t replying in the GC tomorrow, that’s when he needs your riffs the most.
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dont tell me to live mas. im living more mas than you could possibly want or need
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
dont tell me to live mas. im living more mas than you could possibly want or need
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I have information that will lead to the arrest of the blowjob brothers
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have information that will lead to the arrest of the blowjob brothers
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after weeks of mysterious banging and clanking at all hours of the night the garage door opens to reveal I’ve attached a gleaming chrome muffler to my own ass
May 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
after weeks of mysterious banging and clanking at all hours of the night the garage door opens to reveal I’ve attached a gleaming chrome muffler to my own ass
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No Country For Old Buffet
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
No Country For Old Buffet
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last night a dj shaved my wife
November 7, 2024 at 3:54 AM
last night a dj shaved my wife
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
TURN AROUND
🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit closer… 🎵
🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit closer… 🎵
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
TURN AROUND
🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit closer… 🎵
🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit closer… 🎵
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PUNCH-OUT!!
NINTENDO R&D3 1987
NES
NINTENDO R&D3 1987
NES
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
PUNCH-OUT!!
NINTENDO R&D3 1987
NES
NINTENDO R&D3 1987
NES
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My homemade sprite made a bunch of kids and dogs go blind
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My homemade sprite made a bunch of kids and dogs go blind
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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Optometrist: Do you see the monster?
Me: It's hard to make out.
Optometrist: (changes lenses) How about now?
Me: Still blurry.
Optometrist: What drips from its fangs?
Me: Drool?
Optometrist: (changes lenses)
Me: Oh, venom. Deadly venom.
Me: It's hard to make out.
Optometrist: (changes lenses) How about now?
Me: Still blurry.
Optometrist: What drips from its fangs?
Me: Drool?
Optometrist: (changes lenses)
Me: Oh, venom. Deadly venom.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Optometrist: Do you see the monster?
Me: It's hard to make out.
Optometrist: (changes lenses) How about now?
Me: Still blurry.
Optometrist: What drips from its fangs?
Me: Drool?
Optometrist: (changes lenses)
Me: Oh, venom. Deadly venom.
Me: It's hard to make out.
Optometrist: (changes lenses) How about now?
Me: Still blurry.
Optometrist: What drips from its fangs?
Me: Drool?
Optometrist: (changes lenses)
Me: Oh, venom. Deadly venom.
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You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock
Danny McBride’s next show should be him as a low-level politician who loses his seat due to scandal and then pretend-converts to Islam to run in a district w a lot of Muslim immigrants
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Danny McBride’s next show should be him as a low-level politician who loses his seat due to scandal and then pretend-converts to Islam to run in a district w a lot of Muslim immigrants
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Hot bed
Check it and see
Did AWS make it a hundred degrees?
Check it and see
Did AWS make it a hundred degrees?
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hot bed
Check it and see
Did AWS make it a hundred degrees?
Check it and see
Did AWS make it a hundred degrees?