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Mark (Melinoëpilled)
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Boys in the Band Ordered Boat Drinks

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It's so important that you know above all else that I am simply hanging out
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2026? More like 202flix.. catch my ass at the movies
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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lincoln town flar
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am the inventor of the printing press
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Now Playing: Persona 5 Royale
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally starting Severance so now I can be hip to what everyone is always extraordinarily annoying about
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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call me baby yoda the way i'm suckin on green tits
December 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Joe Camel must have smelled like total shit
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The Mages Guild is very strict with its admissions rules. We would never accept a Telvanni spy.
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Merry Christmas friends!
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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my unruly teen is becoming a bluesman and dedicating his life to wandering around the mississippi delta with nothing but a guitar and his word instead of becoming a doctor
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Marty Supreme movie of da year
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You can save a couple words here just calling the guy a white supremacist and antisemite
Vice President JD Vance has come under mounting pressure to condemn Nick Fuentes, a young podcaster who peddles white supremacist views and antisemitic tropes — underscoring the Republican Party’s divisions over the rise of fringe activists.
JD Vance is ‘walking a tightrope’ on raging Israel debate within MAGA
Pressure is mounting on Vice President JD Vance to condemn Nick Fuentes over antisemitic rhetoric. But so far, he’s trying not to disavow anyone within the movement.
wapo.st
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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may every day be another wonderful secret!
December 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Nut Luncheon
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Walked into a group of like 6 Machokes and it felt like I was interrupting something
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Laocoön deceptively cropping his tinder pic to hide his sons
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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let her cook
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM