BLEAKSIGILKEEP
@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social
cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
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Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
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Ahh Black dont crack miss,
I wonder if she dates Black Men ?
I wonder if she dates Black Men ?
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Ahh Black dont crack miss,
I wonder if she dates Black Men ?
I wonder if she dates Black Men ?
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My coworker accidentally connected his phone to the office tv Bluetooth and it started blaring Northernlion’s stream
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My coworker accidentally connected his phone to the office tv Bluetooth and it started blaring Northernlion’s stream
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Whoa Dilbert is smuggling some giant knockers under his shirt
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Whoa Dilbert is smuggling some giant knockers under his shirt
Lot of people who call themselves socialists seem to be celebrating the death of this worker
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Lot of people who call themselves socialists seem to be celebrating the death of this worker
Me 18 boilermakers deep at the bar 4pm on a Tuesday when the bartender shakes me awake
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Me 18 boilermakers deep at the bar 4pm on a Tuesday when the bartender shakes me awake
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yeah I wonder if part of this was like - this is a way you can conceptualize what your future might be like, one that is not perfect but like. you have a job in an office, you can kind of celebrate your little victories with your coworkers, etc.
I couldn't get enough of them at that age too but it wasn't for wanting to work a cubicle job it was more like "boy is this what adults are actually like"
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
yeah I wonder if part of this was like - this is a way you can conceptualize what your future might be like, one that is not perfect but like. you have a job in an office, you can kind of celebrate your little victories with your coworkers, etc.
Unfortunately me
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Unfortunately me
No im gonna continue to lie and say its huge or small depending on which one is funnier at the time
how Big Is Your Dick ? be honest
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
No im gonna continue to lie and say its huge or small depending on which one is funnier at the time
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they’re just like torturing and killing ppl in these ice facilities btw
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
they’re just like torturing and killing ppl in these ice facilities btw
I'm coding the world's first actually realistic AI girlfriend (script that sends between 1-20 texts to you at random while you are asleep or at work with "are you mad at me", "would you still love me if I cut all your hair off in the middle of the night", "im pregnant", etc)
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I'm coding the world's first actually realistic AI girlfriend (script that sends between 1-20 texts to you at random while you are asleep or at work with "are you mad at me", "would you still love me if I cut all your hair off in the middle of the night", "im pregnant", etc)
Violence is one thing but don't you dare get rid of the theatre of formality surrounding it!
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Violence is one thing but don't you dare get rid of the theatre of formality surrounding it!
Brainstorming the capitol
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Brainstorming the capitol
My yoga teacher magnum opus will be the all-steely dan playlist
You can get away with all sorts of scare the hoes music when you play it while you teach yoga
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 PM
My yoga teacher magnum opus will be the all-steely dan playlist
He'll yeah new season of industry
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
He'll yeah new season of industry
You can get away with all sorts of scare the hoes music when you play it while you teach yoga
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
You can get away with all sorts of scare the hoes music when you play it while you teach yoga
I've been doing little popups and subbing on occasion for my addiction recovery group but im finally teaching a regular weekly yoga class!
January 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I've been doing little popups and subbing on occasion for my addiction recovery group but im finally teaching a regular weekly yoga class!
🎶When I was
a young boy
🎶Stepfather
made me kiss his peepee
a young boy
🎶Stepfather
made me kiss his peepee
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
🎶When I was
a young boy
🎶Stepfather
made me kiss his peepee
a young boy
🎶Stepfather
made me kiss his peepee
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This is kimchi
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This is kimchi
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i need to experience some joy. let's do a thread where you introduce me to your pets. i'll start. this is reilly and pixie
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i need to experience some joy. let's do a thread where you introduce me to your pets. i'll start. this is reilly and pixie
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January is awesome cause I know if I can't find any barbell clips I know I can find them by the Smith machines
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
January is awesome cause I know if I can't find any barbell clips I know I can find them by the Smith machines
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Hello? Can I see your vagina?
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hello? Can I see your vagina?