Everyone is talking about Marty Supreme, the shoe seller slash table
tennis pro, but no one is talking about shoe seller slash sadistic hitman Lance Henriksen in William Lustig’s 1989 classic Hit List
tennis pro, but no one is talking about shoe seller slash sadistic hitman Lance Henriksen in William Lustig’s 1989 classic Hit List
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Everyone is talking about Marty Supreme, the shoe seller slash table
tennis pro, but no one is talking about shoe seller slash sadistic hitman Lance Henriksen in William Lustig’s 1989 classic Hit List
tennis pro, but no one is talking about shoe seller slash sadistic hitman Lance Henriksen in William Lustig’s 1989 classic Hit List
Telling people my therapist is named Dr. Coffin and works at the Harum-Scarum Sanitarium
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Telling people my therapist is named Dr. Coffin and works at the Harum-Scarum Sanitarium
I haven’t watched Stranger Things but the episode of Eerie, Indiana where a woman retains eternal youthfulness by sealing herself in Tupperware has stuck to my ribs for decades. Up there with the diet glasses episode of Tales from the Darkside for warping my child mind
Our show Eerie, Indiana was Stranger Things 25 years early, sez here:
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How 'Eerie, Indiana' was 'Stranger Things' 25 years early
A look at the TV show 'Eerie, Indiana', its impact, its story and its similarities to 'Stranger Things' despite airing nearly 30 years earlier.
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January 7, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I haven’t watched Stranger Things but the episode of Eerie, Indiana where a woman retains eternal youthfulness by sealing herself in Tupperware has stuck to my ribs for decades. Up there with the diet glasses episode of Tales from the Darkside for warping my child mind
2025 was the year I started to pretend I’m in my 40’s to pick up guys my own age
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
2025 was the year I started to pretend I’m in my 40’s to pick up guys my own age
Rip Béla Tarr, no one could make eating potatoes funnier than you
January 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Rip Béla Tarr, no one could make eating potatoes funnier than you
Who knew a decade of “I told you so” moments happening could be so horrifically unsatisfying and depressing?
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Who knew a decade of “I told you so” moments happening could be so horrifically unsatisfying and depressing?
Listening to Crass and banging my head into a wall all day
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Listening to Crass and banging my head into a wall all day
I take a t-blocker & estrogen every day. If I had access to those drugs during puberty, I may not have developed a full blown endocrine condition that increases my risk of heart disease, stroke, & diabetes. I spent my childhood w/o health care bc of republicans; they’ve wanted me dead from birth
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I take a t-blocker & estrogen every day. If I had access to those drugs during puberty, I may not have developed a full blown endocrine condition that increases my risk of heart disease, stroke, & diabetes. I spent my childhood w/o health care bc of republicans; they’ve wanted me dead from birth
Screaming YAHHH! anytime someone tries to small talk me
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Screaming YAHHH! anytime someone tries to small talk me
Reposted by Mallory
Me spam texting every cute person I know if they made Santa’s naughty list this year
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Me spam texting every cute person I know if they made Santa’s naughty list this year
Reposted by Mallory
My life goal is to kill a man with my boobs
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My life goal is to kill a man with my boobs
Nothing more American than VCU’s Rodney the Ram dancing around a news article about college campus shootings
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Nothing more American than VCU’s Rodney the Ram dancing around a news article about college campus shootings
I literally have to edge puzzles so I can make the experience last more than a few hours. Here’s the puzzle I got for my birthday this year
December 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I literally have to edge puzzles so I can make the experience last more than a few hours. Here’s the puzzle I got for my birthday this year
Turns out I don’t give a rat’s ass what color a corporation worth billions thinks is cool. Rat’s ass is the color I pick for 2026, btw
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Turns out I don’t give a rat’s ass what color a corporation worth billions thinks is cool. Rat’s ass is the color I pick for 2026, btw
Get in the kitchen and dear god, please don’t make me a sandwich
December 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Get in the kitchen and dear god, please don’t make me a sandwich
When people ask me if I do drugs:
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When people ask me if I do drugs:
Not enough people listen to L7
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Not enough people listen to L7
Windows imprisoning he, all that I see, absolute Scooby
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Windows imprisoning he, all that I see, absolute Scooby
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
How long can I get away with pronouncing goat cheese as “goatsy” before someone calls me out?
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How long can I get away with pronouncing goat cheese as “goatsy” before someone calls me out?
What the heck is yearning? Is that like
microdosing a crush?
microdosing a crush?
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What the heck is yearning? Is that like
microdosing a crush?
microdosing a crush?
My most Dad thing about my Dad is the Sanford & Son theme song being his ringtone
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My most Dad thing about my Dad is the Sanford & Son theme song being his ringtone
Angels Egg was like if Tarkovsky did an OVA
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Angels Egg was like if Tarkovsky did an OVA
What’s shocking to me is not that this happening, but how many people are shocked by it? Sexual violence against femmes and minorities is ingrained in the literal foundation of our country. Some of ya’ll are going to turn me into a Freudian with the ego defenses I’m seeing
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What’s shocking to me is not that this happening, but how many people are shocked by it? Sexual violence against femmes and minorities is ingrained in the literal foundation of our country. Some of ya’ll are going to turn me into a Freudian with the ego defenses I’m seeing