I thought this was a spicy pepper till you powered it up

My Mom has been using the same midi ringtone of your hit song Werewolves of London for almost two decades

I can’t watch anything with Ariana Grande, she seems unwell in a way that’s triggering for me as an unwell person

I take a sleeping pill that causes farts as a side effect : )

I like mine with raw white onion on top

I found it:

😩 I remember watching a video of him talking about being 27 and writing Losing My Edge, and being 27, and crying over how much I related to it at the time. Early cool kid to doing nothing pipeline. I’m dying over here hahaha

It was obviously about me or Jonny

Now I carry the load :(

I fucking hate this post

The tax breaks for marriage were designed to stop women from having careers, by creating a financial incentive to stay at home with their children or continue to work low income part time jobs. :( It’s funny, I think most of my legally married friends did it for mostly romantic reasons

Almost half of women in our country have been a victim of sexual abuse, who knows how many men due to reporting bias. If sexually abusing people was a career ending action in America, our economy would collapse

I don’t know either. As a lifelong punk I don’t understand why so many of my peers want their romantic relationship to be a legally binding contract through the state. Alex and I will likely never get married

I was watching this movie I love that’s basically an euro softcore called Female Vampire

I used to Zumba at the Y, it was a lot of fun actually

I wish Disney would finally let Airheads out of movie jail for a good release

There was an ultra cheap minimalist grocery store called Winco I would go to in Washington that was 24hrs. I wish anything 24hrs would open here. I don’t really understand either, the CVS on Broad was 24hrs in some of the sketchiest periods, now nothing is