Caz McDonagh-Darwin
@cazmcdo.bsky.social
Queer, fat, disabled, neurodivergent, mentally ill, loud, working class, writer, feminist killjoy - and other things that scare those who'd take our rights away she/they
#SharonismOfTheDay is pretending she has "jet lag" when she spent 5 days in a country with a one hour time difference!
February 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
#SharonismOfTheDay is pretending she has "jet lag" when she spent 5 days in a country with a one hour time difference!
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"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
arstechnica.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
"why are you against progress" I yell confidently as my sloppily-implemented algorithms prematurely murder your grandma
#SharonismOfTheDay My arm-knee hurts!
February 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
#SharonismOfTheDay My arm-knee hurts!
#SharonismOfTheDay armpit air freshener
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
#SharonismOfTheDay armpit air freshener
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ACTUAL BEEF
A cow broke my back at my daughter's wedding. Not vegan since. Eat beef all the fucking time. Fuck cows.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
ACTUAL BEEF
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‘If your friend asks you a question and the answer is on your phone, shouldn’t your phone just answer?’
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
‘If your friend asks you a question and the answer is on your phone, shouldn’t your phone just answer?’
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOU RAVINGLY INSANE SHITHEADS
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CVS CASHIER: How are you?
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
CVS CASHIER: How are you?
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
ME: Hey I’m all right. Any fun Valentine’s plans tonight?
CVS CASHIER, RINGING UP MY SEX TOY AND CHOCOLATES: Yeah but I’m guessing not as fun as yours
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I've thought about this, and every event really is sliding, except for one where half of it is gun.
trying to watch the winter olmypics with my kids, explaining the events and so on, and after five minutes they said "it's all just sliding"
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I've thought about this, and every event really is sliding, except for one where half of it is gun.
#SharonismOfTheDay she just asked me to pass the "big food tweezers"
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
#SharonismOfTheDay she just asked me to pass the "big food tweezers"
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In re: AI, the question is not "is the robot alive." The question is "does the robot deserve my job," and the answer is no, because it doesn't have to eat.
February 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
In re: AI, the question is not "is the robot alive." The question is "does the robot deserve my job," and the answer is no, because it doesn't have to eat.
Eat the Rich instead
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Eat the Rich instead
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My husband just texted me there's a downhill skier called Breezy Johnson in the same year that the ski jumpers are in trouble for letting out the crotches of their suits and this cannot be true?!
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
My husband just texted me there's a downhill skier called Breezy Johnson in the same year that the ski jumpers are in trouble for letting out the crotches of their suits and this cannot be true?!
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Can't believe we haven't developed better boob engineering yet. We landed a little robot suitcase on an ASTEROID. We can see through TIME with MASSIVE SPACE TELESCOPES. And still we suffer
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Can't believe we haven't developed better boob engineering yet. We landed a little robot suitcase on an ASTEROID. We can see through TIME with MASSIVE SPACE TELESCOPES. And still we suffer
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This particular #SuperbOwl is an Asian Brown Wood Owl (Strix leptogrammica) at Lavenham Falconry. He had an amazingly mournful hoot and was very cuddly
February 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This particular #SuperbOwl is an Asian Brown Wood Owl (Strix leptogrammica) at Lavenham Falconry. He had an amazingly mournful hoot and was very cuddly
How can it be "denying a goalscoring opportunity" when the goal was scored...
Dominik Szoboszlai has been sent off for Liverpool.
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
How can it be "denying a goalscoring opportunity" when the goal was scored...
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Hunter Hess could have called Trump a pedophile protector or a convicted felon, but he didn’t. Trump is very lucky Hess more than maintained decorum especially when Trump doesn’t deserve it.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hunter Hess could have called Trump a pedophile protector or a convicted felon, but he didn’t. Trump is very lucky Hess more than maintained decorum especially when Trump doesn’t deserve it.
Bought towels that will go all the way around me and I'm in fat girl heaven!
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Bought towels that will go all the way around me and I'm in fat girl heaven!
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Tories complaining about Britain being broken have more front than The Great Wall of China 😂 The fucking brass neck of these parasites
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Tories complaining about Britain being broken have more front than The Great Wall of China 😂 The fucking brass neck of these parasites
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Looking through my phone at saved poems, searching for one appropriate to these hard days
Found this one, but without attribution. Thankfully Google reminded me that it's one from
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
Oh. Yes. Plague Poems.
of course 💔
Found this one, but without attribution. Thankfully Google reminded me that it's one from
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
Oh. Yes. Plague Poems.
of course 💔
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Looking through my phone at saved poems, searching for one appropriate to these hard days
Found this one, but without attribution. Thankfully Google reminded me that it's one from
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
Oh. Yes. Plague Poems.
of course 💔
Found this one, but without attribution. Thankfully Google reminded me that it's one from
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
Oh. Yes. Plague Poems.
of course 💔
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that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
that Farage and Badenoch want ICE-style action in the UK should be enough to end them
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BRB going back in time to tell my teenage self that one day she and Paris Hilton will be speaking out against the same problem
Paris Hilton spoke on Capitol Hill “endorsing the DEFIANCE Act, which is spearheaded by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and other members of Congress.”
“When I was 19 years old, a private, intimate video of me was shared w/the world w/out my consent. Ppl called it a scandal. It wasn't. It was abuse.”
“When I was 19 years old, a private, intimate video of me was shared w/the world w/out my consent. Ppl called it a scandal. It wasn't. It was abuse.”
Paris Hilton Opens Up About Nude Video Leaking When She Was 19: 'People Called It a Scandal. It Wasn't. It Was Abuse'
Paris Hilton spoke about the 2004 leak of her sex tape on Capitol Hill on Thursday, Jan. 22 while endorsing the DEFIANCE Act alongside Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. The bill would allow victims of AI...
people.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
BRB going back in time to tell my teenage self that one day she and Paris Hilton will be speaking out against the same problem
Comment on an Instagram of my favourite actor ONCE and so far I've been followed by 4 fake accounts of them, DM'd by one of them saying this is his private account for dedicated fans, and now also followed by his "sister" like fucking hell
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Comment on an Instagram of my favourite actor ONCE and so far I've been followed by 4 fake accounts of them, DM'd by one of them saying this is his private account for dedicated fans, and now also followed by his "sister" like fucking hell
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"If you charge the rich more tax they'll leave the country!"
This is an identical argument to the one that was used when Labour brought in the National Minimum Wage in 1999 👍
This is an identical argument to the one that was used when Labour brought in the National Minimum Wage in 1999 👍
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"If you charge the rich more tax they'll leave the country!"
This is an identical argument to the one that was used when Labour brought in the National Minimum Wage in 1999 👍
This is an identical argument to the one that was used when Labour brought in the National Minimum Wage in 1999 👍