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she/her

the real life alien
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I don't want a sub that tells me to do whatever I want.

I want a sub that tells me what she wants, and then I want to do that thing so well—make her need it so badly—that it gives me the control I desire.
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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ask chatgpt:

- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse

ask a hot girl:

- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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80s movies really made me think vibrating beds were going to be a whole lot more common
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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checkitout! chatted with my good friend Hank green about all things business but more importantly homestar runner
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Yeah it’s time to bring back my all time favorite tweet, by @donaldhughes.ca
July 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I’m single btw
July 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Muahahahahaha
Hi hello @persephiroth.bsky.social leading a Parlor Room session of Thirsty Sword Lesbians? MY BODY IS READY
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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You can't understand modern America until you've seen the Three Colors Trilogy: Blue Velvet (1986), Pink Flamingos (1972) and The Brown Bunny (2003).
my favorite trilogy is the Men trilogy: Children of Men (2006), Men (2022), and No Country For Old Men (2007)
June 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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<hallucinating from migraine> all programming languages are either c, assembly, or cobol. rust? a c. webasm? clearly assembly. python? believe it or not, cobol.
June 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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America is one of those countries where if you host a global sporting event, inclusive messages have to be censored to so as not to anger the central government. In this case the message is “racism is bad” www.nytimes.com/athletic/643...
FIFA drops anti-racism, anti-discrimination messages for Club World Cup
www.nytimes.com
June 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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#Sponsored I'm the host of the very first official Pokémon game show! They approved me! Against all odds! It's gonna be so much fun! Come through!
pkmn.news/gameshow #PokemonGameShow
June 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Folks, I’ve been saying it for years. One of the best Thai restaurants in the country is in Phoenix, Arizona. All the congrats and love to Yotaka and Alex!
June 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Gavin Newsom vetoed a data broker privacy bill that our legislature passed last year that would have allowed Californians to opt out of all data brokers with a single click.
The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered.

Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again.

Their inaction is deadly.
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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If I do an honest self-assessment, I don't think I've given another line delivery as perfect as "Holy crap! It's Hat Dan, the Dan with a hat!"
June 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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game conferences
June 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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"These are real people with real families" cool when they come home do they tell the kids about how they busted up an elementary school graduation that day
Awww you guys - the Acting Director of ICE is really upset that we keep accurately refering them the American Gestapo and calling out their kidnappings. Keep up the good work everyone!!!
June 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Just the other day I heard—did you hear this?—you hear these crazy leftist Democrats saying, they say, oh, let Moloch grow cold, let the brazen belly of Moloch burn no more with the all-devouring flames of sacrifice, sick stuff—folks, we are going to keep Moloch HOT

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/06/c...
Coal and Gas Plants Were Closing. Then Trump Ordered Them to Keep Running.
www.nytimes.com
June 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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It is so cool that, at the same moment that reactionary elites are making a massive frontal assault on the basic concept of education, there's a new fake university funded by those same elites that exists to teach briefcase-to-school kids how to say "that is so INTERESTING" to their future bosses.
Image stolen from the other site, and apparently on display at UATX
June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.
June 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
@vampiresnvino.bsky.social thank you for v5 baali ❤️💕💗💖💞
June 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM