biggest mood imaginable

well, does she?

are you in the market for a 30 year old lesbian without a car. if so it’s your lucky day

brother i even cut the premade shit with water/milk before i drink it. drinking it straight is how you have a heart attack

<hallucinating from migraine> all programming languages are either c, assembly, or cobol. rust? a c. webasm? clearly assembly. python? believe it or not, cobol.

finally the japanese can take part in the sacred american tradition of truck nuts

didnt he implicitly call her a devil for being infertile in that one song

oh my god the one pianist in my troupe was straight and he was the HOTTEST commodity. in a different environment he probably wouldn’t have done so well, but being talented and straight made him the most eligible bachelor around

theatre kids are notorious for being UNCOMFORTABLY sexual. the straight men i did theatre with had their pick of women.