Bunny Delgado
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Bunny Delgado
@bunnydelgado.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Praying all of my haters’ therapists are on Cameo
John Fuckboi Carr
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
John Fuckboi Carr
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Paulie: “hey ton’ you think godot gonna show today?”
Tony: “he said he’ll be here, he’ll be here”
Paulie: “you know I heard about something like this in a play by a guy named ‘fleckett’”
Tony: “that’s Beckett!”
Paulie: “what’d I say!?”
Tony: “he said he’ll be here, he’ll be here”
Paulie: “you know I heard about something like this in a play by a guy named ‘fleckett’”
Tony: “that’s Beckett!”
Paulie: “what’d I say!?”
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Paulie: “hey ton’ you think godot gonna show today?”
Tony: “he said he’ll be here, he’ll be here”
Paulie: “you know I heard about something like this in a play by a guy named ‘fleckett’”
Tony: “that’s Beckett!”
Paulie: “what’d I say!?”
Tony: “he said he’ll be here, he’ll be here”
Paulie: “you know I heard about something like this in a play by a guy named ‘fleckett’”
Tony: “that’s Beckett!”
Paulie: “what’d I say!?”
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God is 15 years old. He was born in 2010. 9/11 might as well be world war 2 to him.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
God is 15 years old. He was born in 2010. 9/11 might as well be world war 2 to him.
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America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
Celebrating Thanksgiving in a traditional fashion this year, wearing a “fuck ice” shirt
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Celebrating Thanksgiving in a traditional fashion this year, wearing a “fuck ice” shirt
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Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anal play Jordan Peterson: up mine woke moralists
Watching this is gender affirming care for me
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Watching this is gender affirming care for me
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
You know what guys fuck it I’m going back to omelas!
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You know what guys fuck it I’m going back to omelas!
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god gives his stupidest shit to his dumbest fuckers
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
god gives his stupidest shit to his dumbest fuckers
Goon 1/2
Goon a movie:
Goon in Under 60 Seconds
Goon in Under 60 Seconds
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Goon 1/2
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putting “DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT” in my outlook signature block
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
putting “DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT” in my outlook signature block
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
Misconstreusel: when it turns out it’s not a coffee cake
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Misconstreusel: when it turns out it’s not a coffee cake
A second dick Cheney has died
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A second dick Cheney has died
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The people on the right who have been accusing liberals of practicing "moral relativism" for decades are now failing the easiest morality tests ever put in front of anyone.
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The people on the right who have been accusing liberals of practicing "moral relativism" for decades are now failing the easiest morality tests ever put in front of anyone.
Been having trouble sleeping since the wife explained sex to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Been having trouble sleeping since the wife explained sex to me
Me, at a church trunk or treat: Do I know Jesus? Yeah, jesusing your free candy!
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me, at a church trunk or treat: Do I know Jesus? Yeah, jesusing your free candy!
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getting a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iphone
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
getting a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iphone
Vladimir’s Estrogen & Lizzo’s Pocky
October 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Vladimir’s Estrogen & Lizzo’s Pocky
America, red in flag and cross
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
America, red in flag and cross
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kash patel always looks like he doesn't want a close up magician to know how scared he's getting
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
kash patel always looks like he doesn't want a close up magician to know how scared he's getting
Trying to describe the Lascaux cave to the birthday cake place
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trying to describe the Lascaux cave to the birthday cake place
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HR by day, Giger by night
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
HR by day, Giger by night