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I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
please just put me in airplane mode and drop me inside your sock drawer before you leave
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
please just put me in airplane mode and drop me inside your sock drawer before you leave
we don't even contain multitudes anymore babe
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
we don't even contain multitudes anymore babe
sorry can't tonight, I'm updating my list of things I've said multiple times I'd never do again just to make someone laugh
February 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
sorry can't tonight, I'm updating my list of things I've said multiple times I'd never do again just to make someone laugh
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would love to be suspended in a tank of ibuprofen liquigel right now
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
would love to be suspended in a tank of ibuprofen liquigel right now
pronouncing gaze and gauge the same until one of you comes here to correct me
February 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
pronouncing gaze and gauge the same until one of you comes here to correct me
some of you didn't understand what those green letters in The Matrix said and it shows
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
some of you didn't understand what those green letters in The Matrix said and it shows
full-time partialism is a recession indicator
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
full-time partialism is a recession indicator
it's 2026 and you're an artist who doesn't make their songs or videos available on any platform not Apple/Google/Spotify owned so I guess I'll just ignore your work
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
it's 2026 and you're an artist who doesn't make their songs or videos available on any platform not Apple/Google/Spotify owned so I guess I'll just ignore your work
wishing a merry groundhog day to all of us trapped in circles of our own design
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
wishing a merry groundhog day to all of us trapped in circles of our own design
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Throw a blanket over me and sit me in a corner.
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Throw a blanket over me and sit me in a corner.
I'd post about having bread and olives for dinner and not recalling the last time it wasn't raining outside but I have the feeling you already know all of this
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'd post about having bread and olives for dinner and not recalling the last time it wasn't raining outside but I have the feeling you already know all of this
there are no observed and observer where we're going bro
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
there are no observed and observer where we're going bro
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there's only one bed [zen koan]
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
there's only one bed [zen koan]
when Visage said ah we fade to grey I really felt it y'know
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
when Visage said ah we fade to grey I really felt it y'know
chat is it considered a bad omen for a month to start on a sunday
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
chat is it considered a bad omen for a month to start on a sunday
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hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to
for sail, baby: choose never used
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
for sail, baby: choose never used
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suffering from mood poisoning
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
suffering from mood poisoning
we complain that the month will never be over, we lament how fast another month passed, we repeat
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
we complain that the month will never be over, we lament how fast another month passed, we repeat
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Eventually everything is vestigial.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Eventually everything is vestigial.
wish you were here, lamian soup
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 PM
wish you were here, lamian soup
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mirror, mirror on the wall, is this the dumbest reality of them all?
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 PM
mirror, mirror on the wall, is this the dumbest reality of them all?
the typos will continue until mural improves
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the typos will continue until mural improves
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chekov’s avoidant attachment style
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
chekov’s avoidant attachment style