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for sail, baby: choose never used
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
for sail, baby: choose never used
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suffering from mood poisoning
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
suffering from mood poisoning
we complain that the month will never be over, we lament how fast another month passed, we repeat
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
we complain that the month will never be over, we lament how fast another month passed, we repeat
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Eventually everything is vestigial.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Eventually everything is vestigial.
wish you were here, lamian soup
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 PM
wish you were here, lamian soup
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mirror, mirror on the wall, is this the dumbest reality of them all?
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 PM
mirror, mirror on the wall, is this the dumbest reality of them all?
the typos will continue until mural improves
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the typos will continue until mural improves
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chekov’s avoidant attachment style
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
chekov’s avoidant attachment style
have you tried using Clint Mansell's Lux Aeterna as a soundtrack about it
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
have you tried using Clint Mansell's Lux Aeterna as a soundtrack about it
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going on a fools errand, anyone need anything
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
going on a fools errand, anyone need anything
who up learning the US Virgin Islands were called the Danish West Indies before US bought them 100 years ago after being named Santa Úrsula y las Once Mil Vírgenes by the Spanish colonizers
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
who up learning the US Virgin Islands were called the Danish West Indies before US bought them 100 years ago after being named Santa Úrsula y las Once Mil Vírgenes by the Spanish colonizers
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it’s ok bellybutton, I outlived my purpose too
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
it’s ok bellybutton, I outlived my purpose too
believe me I've also tried extrusive thoughts and they're not any better
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 AM
believe me I've also tried extrusive thoughts and they're not any better
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It's okay to post embarrassing things on here because none of you are real.
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 AM
It's okay to post embarrassing things on here because none of you are real.
thinking of that time Nine Inch Nails lost a camera tied to weather balloons they were using to film a music video which was later found by a farmer and delivered to the police who saw the footage of Trent getting killed by a couple of thugs leading to FBI investigating the supposed murder
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM
thinking of that time Nine Inch Nails lost a camera tied to weather balloons they were using to film a music video which was later found by a farmer and delivered to the police who saw the footage of Trent getting killed by a couple of thugs leading to FBI investigating the supposed murder
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Quick! I'm going to create a distraction and the rest of you run to Friday
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Quick! I'm going to create a distraction and the rest of you run to Friday
sorry, the four-week experimental period of 2026 is over: if you didn't return it before you are now legally required to live through its remaining 48 weeks
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
sorry, the four-week experimental period of 2026 is over: if you didn't return it before you are now legally required to live through its remaining 48 weeks
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Slow blink me so I know it's real
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Slow blink me so I know it's real
do you also always avoid starting sentences with one-letter words or are you functioning members of contempory society
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
do you also always avoid starting sentences with one-letter words or are you functioning members of contempory society
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Fantasizing about archaeologists finding my remains again
January 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Fantasizing about archaeologists finding my remains again
sorry I called your movie a numbing onanistic neon lighting fever dream trainwreck experiment, it was meant as a compliment
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
sorry I called your movie a numbing onanistic neon lighting fever dream trainwreck experiment, it was meant as a compliment
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there is no good faith moral argument for the existence of language
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
there is no good faith moral argument for the existence of language
if your idea can't be unambiguously described by a 8.3 filename don't even bother talking about it to me
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
if your idea can't be unambiguously described by a 8.3 filename don't even bother talking about it to me
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I would probably let you put me in your pocket.
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I would probably let you put me in your pocket.
RIP Noomi Rapace, you'd've loved finding out what happened to that dead soviet cosmonaut floating in orbit
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 PM
RIP Noomi Rapace, you'd've loved finding out what happened to that dead soviet cosmonaut floating in orbit