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full-time partialism is a recession indicator
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
it's 2026 and you're an artist who doesn't make their songs or videos available on any platform not Apple/Google/Spotify owned so I guess I'll just ignore your work
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
wishing a merry groundhog day to all of us trapped in circles of our own design
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Throw a blanket over me and sit me in a corner.
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I'd post about having bread and olives for dinner and not recalling the last time it wasn't raining outside but I have the feeling you already know all of this
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
there are no observed and observer where we're going bro
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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there's only one bed [zen koan]
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
when Visage said ah we fade to grey I really felt it y'know
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
chat is it considered a bad omen for a month to start on a sunday
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
for sail, baby: choose never used
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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suffering from mood poisoning
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
we complain that the month will never be over, we lament how fast another month passed, we repeat
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Eventually everything is vestigial.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
wish you were here, lamian soup
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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mirror, mirror on the wall, is this the dumbest reality of them all?
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 PM
the typos will continue until mural improves
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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chekov’s avoidant attachment style
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 AM
have you tried using Clint Mansell's Lux Aeterna as a soundtrack about it
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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going on a fools errand, anyone need anything
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
who up learning the US Virgin Islands were called the Danish West Indies before US bought them 100 years ago after being named Santa Úrsula y las Once Mil Vírgenes by the Spanish colonizers
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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it’s ok bellybutton, I outlived my purpose too
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
believe me I've also tried extrusive thoughts and they're not any better
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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It's okay to post embarrassing things on here because none of you are real.
January 26, 2026 at 9:33 AM
thinking of that time Nine Inch Nails lost a camera tied to weather balloons they were using to film a music video which was later found by a farmer and delivered to the police who saw the footage of Trent getting killed by a couple of thugs leading to FBI investigating the supposed murder
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM