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🫀 cheese // movies // songs // wine

📍 ~39° N // UTC+0 // sol in scorpio

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⚠️ attempt not to make sense of it.
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you need to vibrate higher so you can capture the opening of the portal that connects this Earth of 3D to one Earth of 4D or 5D
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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introducing my new pet conspiracy theory about how it was AI that invented labubus as part of a long-term distraction plan to keep us from noticing it took over already
December 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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What you’re doing is selfish and immoral, let me watch
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
zombie zoomies (when seasonal depression and lingering anxiety hit at the same tim)
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I've dreamed about finding small two foxes in an urban setting twice this week: wonder what they're up to
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Sometimes being quiet is the kindest thing you can do.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wake up babe it's time to complain about the commodification of the most commercial of all seasons on the liturgical capitalist calendar
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
shoutout to brands that make the packaging of their "healthier" product variants that taste like cardboard 95% similar to the original one so you'll buy it by mistake and be mad at them
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
it's not a personality disorder if you're fun to hang out with and tell everyone it all matches your zodiac sign
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
tuning in to anyone else's song just to rest from the continuous noise of your mind for a while
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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What do you mean what do I mean?
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
something in that series you were watching gave you an idea for a great post but you forgot what it was by the time it was over so you just go to sleep instead
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
babe it's not that I dont't like it here anymore but the algorithm on that other app keeps showing me more racoon content all the time
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Let's see how everyone can misinterpret this *send*
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
y'all realize that 6 years ago sars-cov-2 was spreading in Wuhan and everything that happened after that is just part of an afterglow shadow dimension we got stuck in
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
effortlessly distort me like one of those Egon Schiele figures of yours
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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kiss me, I’m a discontinued shape
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
make yourself comfortable (please don't ask about the blood stains on the bed sheets)
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
just because I'm awake it doesn't me I'm existing really
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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I’m in a long term relationship with various temporary satisfactions.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
top ladyfingers:
#3: tiramisu
#2: bhindi bhaji
#1: yours
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
maybe the world really was more than enough, Shirley
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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no i don't want to download the stable version, i'm not a fucking horse
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
neither a pity like nor a honest one, it was only that your post needed it to reach a prime number of them
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
millennials are just brainfogged generational centrism havers, change my mind
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM