Marko Kloos
@markokloos.bsky.social
I tell lies for fun and profit. Author of the Frontlines and Palladium Wars SF series, Wild Cards writer, contributor to Love Death + Robots.
What's left of the MAGA base is almost entirely propped up by the inability of a lot of people to admit that they were wrong because it would be an admission that the liberals were right.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
What's left of the MAGA base is almost entirely propped up by the inability of a lot of people to admit that they were wrong because it would be an admission that the liberals were right.
Yeah, I fully expect the "naturalized citizens aren't real citizens" approach to become official policy.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Yeah, I fully expect the "naturalized citizens aren't real citizens" approach to become official policy.
Dear Mr. Herbert,
Your Butlerian Jihad is intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Your Butlerian Jihad is intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Dear Mr. Herbert,
Your Butlerian Jihad is intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Your Butlerian Jihad is intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
The eternal populist fallacy. "The only reason XYZ hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because WE weren't in charge yet!"
"but maybe it'll work for us"
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The eternal populist fallacy. "The only reason XYZ hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because WE weren't in charge yet!"
"Look, the Dow is over 50,000. Shouldn't we be talking about that instead?"
--Me, to the cop that pulled me over for going 80 in a 35 with a half-empty bottle of bourbon in my lap and a loaded 9mm on the passenger seat
--Me, to the cop that pulled me over for going 80 in a 35 with a half-empty bottle of bourbon in my lap and a loaded 9mm on the passenger seat
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
"Look, the Dow is over 50,000. Shouldn't we be talking about that instead?"
--Me, to the cop that pulled me over for going 80 in a 35 with a half-empty bottle of bourbon in my lap and a loaded 9mm on the passenger seat
--Me, to the cop that pulled me over for going 80 in a 35 with a half-empty bottle of bourbon in my lap and a loaded 9mm on the passenger seat
As a German, I'll never fully understand the Third Reich worship of the American far right.
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
there's a strict duology of young right wing physiognomy
if you're a young up and coming fascist, you will either be
1. rosy cheeked cartoon BBQ pig mascot
2. grimacing possessed howdy doody puppet
if you're a young up and coming fascist, you will either be
1. rosy cheeked cartoon BBQ pig mascot
2. grimacing possessed howdy doody puppet
Recent reports have revealed the identity of the staffer behind the Nazi dogwhistles posted on the Dept. of Labor and Dept. of Homeland Security social media pages.
His name is Peyton Rollins.
His name is Peyton Rollins.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
As a German, I'll never fully understand the Third Reich worship of the American far right.
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
Bondi talking about the stock market while there are sex trafficking victims in the room with her to demand justice is some real Omelas shit.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Bondi talking about the stock market while there are sex trafficking victims in the room with her to demand justice is some real Omelas shit.
Reposted by Marko Kloos
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
all my Scotts, grated
all my peasies, easied
All my moogiles googiled
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
all my Scotts, grated
As Daniel Craig is the true James Bond, so is Henry Cavill the true Superman and Geralt of Rivia, and you know that is the unvarnished goddamn truth.
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
As Daniel Craig is the true James Bond, so is Henry Cavill the true Superman and Geralt of Rivia, and you know that is the unvarnished goddamn truth.
"If you tax billionaires, they'll just leave!"
Well, if they don't pay taxes, there's no net loss, so happy trails, motherfuckers.
Well, if they don't pay taxes, there's no net loss, so happy trails, motherfuckers.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
"If you tax billionaires, they'll just leave!"
Well, if they don't pay taxes, there's no net loss, so happy trails, motherfuckers.
Well, if they don't pay taxes, there's no net loss, so happy trails, motherfuckers.
Lutnick is all like, "We stopped there for lunch. Just an hour, I swear. And we took all the kids and nannies with us when we left! Definitely didn't leave any behind for whatever reason, haha, can you imagine?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Lutnick is all like, "We stopped there for lunch. Just an hour, I swear. And we took all the kids and nannies with us when we left! Definitely didn't leave any behind for whatever reason, haha, can you imagine?"
Jesus would be flipping sooooo many tables right now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Jesus would be flipping sooooo many tables right now.
THEY'RE EATING THE PUCKS, THEY'RE EATING THE STICKS
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
THEY'RE EATING THE PUCKS, THEY'RE EATING THE STICKS
There are a few fuckups you can commit in the military that are worse than losing your service weapon, but it's an awfully short list.
Fuck a morning coffee, this picture is enough to jolt me awake
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
There are a few fuckups you can commit in the military that are worse than losing your service weapon, but it's an awfully short list.
Saw someone refer to last night's alternate halftime show as "Klanchella", and I am slain.
February 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Saw someone refer to last night's alternate halftime show as "Klanchella", and I am slain.
Reposted by Marko Kloos
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
LOL @ the precious little snowflakes who need their own Super Bowl halftime show safe space because there might be a non-white man singing in Spanish at the actual one.
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
LOL @ the precious little snowflakes who need their own Super Bowl halftime show safe space because there might be a non-white man singing in Spanish at the actual one.
I would drive that. I would drive that so hard.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I would drive that. I would drive that so hard.
I will cheerfully drive sixteen hours before I book a flight into or out of an airport named after that rancid sack of offal.
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I will cheerfully drive sixteen hours before I book a flight into or out of an airport named after that rancid sack of offal.
The Big Beautiful Day can’t come soon enough.
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The Big Beautiful Day can’t come soon enough.
If your religion can make you follow and obey a man like that, it’s entirely worthless as a moral guide.
February 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If your religion can make you follow and obey a man like that, it’s entirely worthless as a moral guide.
Democracy Dies In Oligarchy
February 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Democracy Dies In Oligarchy
Reposted by Marko Kloos
Don’t know how many more examples it’s going to take for people to realize that billionaires are an existential threat to democracy and its institutions.
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Don’t know how many more examples it’s going to take for people to realize that billionaires are an existential threat to democracy and its institutions.
These people treat the Bible and the Constitution the same way, as magic books that can be interpreted say whatever they want them to say. If the text plainly contradicts them, you‘re “taking it out of context”.
Speaking on behalf of a religion that actively sought to spread itself to every country in the world whether invited or not, Speaker Johnson would like to share with you the Biblical case for strong borders.
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
These people treat the Bible and the Constitution the same way, as magic books that can be interpreted say whatever they want them to say. If the text plainly contradicts them, you‘re “taking it out of context”.