Geno's Pizza 🍕
@zerodynamic.bsky.social
flatulent bipedal hominid
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
my body of work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3i67ooh2fmnsfeavgffzaxym/feed/aaajv3z43nfpy
god gives his stupidest shit to his dumbest fuckers
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
god gives his stupidest shit to his dumbest fuckers
sometimes life is like swimming in a sea of pee; other times I'm the urethra
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
sometimes life is like swimming in a sea of pee; other times I'm the urethra
picked the wrong day to stop smoking ass
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
picked the wrong day to stop smoking ass
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nice to meet you! what’s your problem?
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
nice to meet you! what’s your problem?
clocking in for another shift at the jerking off factory
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
clocking in for another shift at the jerking off factory
no mom I'm not posting shit, I'm shitposting, it's different
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
no mom I'm not posting shit, I'm shitposting, it's different
Uber Yeets and Uber Yoinks
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Uber Yeets and Uber Yoinks
all the hot women in my neighborhood are wearing pants like 90s JNCOs and they look like fucking clown-ass dorks; can't wait for this trend to die
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
all the hot women in my neighborhood are wearing pants like 90s JNCOs and they look like fucking clown-ass dorks; can't wait for this trend to die
wait is it dog eggs, or dog seeds? I'm no paleontologist
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
wait is it dog eggs, or dog seeds? I'm no paleontologist
I think touchdown celebrations should allow a player to fire an automatic weapon into the air
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I think touchdown celebrations should allow a player to fire an automatic weapon into the air
thinking about washing my ass but I haven't made up my mind yet; it's important to consider conflicting points of view
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
thinking about washing my ass but I haven't made up my mind yet; it's important to consider conflicting points of view
I tried to put out a fire by pissing on it, but instead I burnt my dick off
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I tried to put out a fire by pissing on it, but instead I burnt my dick off
of course I use the oxford comma -- what am I, a fucking peasant?
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
of course I use the oxford comma -- what am I, a fucking peasant?
thinking about inventing a new product and making it progressively worse over time until all my customers grow to hate me personally and my product becomes a meme and people actively try to assassinate me because I suck
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thinking about inventing a new product and making it progressively worse over time until all my customers grow to hate me personally and my product becomes a meme and people actively try to assassinate me because I suck
BYU soaking controversy, investigation, and documentary
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BYU soaking controversy, investigation, and documentary
a classic matchup between the bulldongs and the bulldikes
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
a classic matchup between the bulldongs and the bulldikes
I'm just a regular guy with a pocket full of dog eggs and nothing to lose
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm just a regular guy with a pocket full of dog eggs and nothing to lose
I wonder if ducks and geese look at cormorants and are like "yo man what the FUCK dude"
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I wonder if ducks and geese look at cormorants and are like "yo man what the FUCK dude"
adding chopped hotdogs to hotdog water, call that hotdog soup
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
adding chopped hotdogs to hotdog water, call that hotdog soup
the devil went down to Georgia and he got a hot dog potato tornado at Buc-ee's
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the devil went down to Georgia and he got a hot dog potato tornado at Buc-ee's
pour some sauces on me
in the name of flavor
in the name of flavor
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
pour some sauces on me
in the name of flavor
in the name of flavor
I'm sexually attracted to my lawn after I mow it
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm sexually attracted to my lawn after I mow it
not now mom, I'm witnessing something
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
not now mom, I'm witnessing something
vicious case of ass goblins
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
vicious case of ass goblins
objection your honor, I'm scared
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
objection your honor, I'm scared