There is no Buford, only Zuul
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There is much pain in the world, but not in this room
Enjoy every sandwich.
He/Him, 33
There is much pain in the world, but not in this room
Enjoy every sandwich.
He/Him, 33
Pinned
“It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
-Mahatma Gandhi
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@jazzpomegranate.com new pfp really hits when you see the background photo
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@jazzpomegranate.com new pfp really hits when you see the background photo
This is how Bill Murray almost died in Osmosis Jones*
*he dropped a hard boiled egg in a zoo cage, so this is an entirely different story, also because Bill Murray had Chris Rock living inside him
*he dropped a hard boiled egg in a zoo cage, so this is an entirely different story, also because Bill Murray had Chris Rock living inside him
That moment when you drop a medication on a sketchy floor in a hotel and have to decide whether to take it or not. I usually blow on it real hard. Germs hate wind. True fact.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is how Bill Murray almost died in Osmosis Jones*
*he dropped a hard boiled egg in a zoo cage, so this is an entirely different story, also because Bill Murray had Chris Rock living inside him
*he dropped a hard boiled egg in a zoo cage, so this is an entirely different story, also because Bill Murray had Chris Rock living inside him
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
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November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
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Your dick is calling you today. You may have ignored it. You put it off. You don’t think you deserve it. You’re angry at the past, what didn’t work out, who did you wrong. Your dick is the one who’s going to heal the hurts. It’s the one who has beauty for the ashes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Your dick is calling you today. You may have ignored it. You put it off. You don’t think you deserve it. You’re angry at the past, what didn’t work out, who did you wrong. Your dick is the one who’s going to heal the hurts. It’s the one who has beauty for the ashes.
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I hope whoever decided to put anime sword sound effects in Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible won a Grammy or something.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I hope whoever decided to put anime sword sound effects in Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible won a Grammy or something.
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What a terrible drag to wake up to the news that Jellybean Johnson, one of the all-around funkiest, coldest drummers, guitarists and songwriters of all Time—not just The Time —- is now an ancestor. Sleep well, brother—well done. #MusicSky #BlackSkyOver50
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What a terrible drag to wake up to the news that Jellybean Johnson, one of the all-around funkiest, coldest drummers, guitarists and songwriters of all Time—not just The Time —- is now an ancestor. Sleep well, brother—well done. #MusicSky #BlackSkyOver50
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imagine these words coming out of a water-damaged speak & spell
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
imagine these words coming out of a water-damaged speak & spell
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training an AI to find RFK Jr's alt on literotica.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
training an AI to find RFK Jr's alt on literotica.
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This song is ONLY for having emotionally harrowing sex
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This song is ONLY for having emotionally harrowing sex
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
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I wonder if right now, zohran is talking to his wife about the smell
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wonder if right now, zohran is talking to his wife about the smell
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I've got wonderful news, there was a great r/askhistorians post on this a couple days ago! Even answers the club question.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I've got wonderful news, there was a great r/askhistorians post on this a couple days ago! Even answers the club question.
reddit.com/r/AskHistori...
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The Wicked sex cardigan was a bold choice
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The Wicked sex cardigan was a bold choice
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madonna and child
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
madonna and child
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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please start posting as if there’s someone in your life that loves you
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
please start posting as if there’s someone in your life that loves you
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Good morning to everyone..
..especially the Knicks
..especially the Knicks
a basketball player laying on the floor wearing a jersey with the number 45
ALT: a basketball player laying on the floor wearing a jersey with the number 45
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November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Good morning to everyone..
..especially the Knicks
..especially the Knicks
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if it’s prescribed though then insurance can cover it & you can also reimburse your copay via HSA
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
if it’s prescribed though then insurance can cover it & you can also reimburse your copay via HSA
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made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
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like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
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may i remind you waymo glazers that in sf waymo killed a bodega cat, one of the only examples of a true unqualified good left on this godforsaken planet
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
may i remind you waymo glazers that in sf waymo killed a bodega cat, one of the only examples of a true unqualified good left on this godforsaken planet
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I just realized that british people probably call them “zed zed top” disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I just realized that british people probably call them “zed zed top” disgusting.