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There is no Buford, only Zuul
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There is no Zuul, only Eris

There is much pain in the world, but not in this room

Enjoy every sandwich.

He/Him, 33
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Eris, a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, hails from Pembrokeshire. They have more foxlike faces, docked or bob tails, pointed ears, and tend to be rounder with bigger butts. Their bigger neighbor, the Cardigan Welsh Corgi, is from Cardiganshire, is boxier in frame and face, has more rounded ears, and a tail!
Eris the corgi, demure as fuck, snacking on a t bone in her dog bed A cardigan corgi with a merled coat, chillin’ in a field
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Trump eating spaghetti as King Charles and the British nobility look on in horror
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Donald Trump inhaling spaghetti as King Charles and some other asshole look on
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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You caught me emptying the dishwasher so I’m showing off the collection: a mug with the logo of the minor league baseball team Jersey Diners, a mug from NJ hot dog institution Rutt’s Hut, a mug displaying the description for 1st lvl D&D spell Grease, and a mug meant for whiskey from Munkle Brewing
An off-white old school diner mug featuring the mascot for the Jersey Diners minor league baseball team, an anthropomorphized cartoon diner mug with a cheery smile, pink bow tie, and white and pink 50’s style diner hat amid a dark blue background with black stars A white mug with a sketch of a hot dog on it with the text: “HOME OF THE RIPPER EST. (Here is where the hot dog sketch is) 1928 RUTT’S HUT PASSAIC COUNTY — CLIFTON NEW JERSEY A mug depicting the spell description for first level conjuration spell grease, along with some blue stylized design The description: GREASE First Level, Conjuration Components: Verbal, Somatic, Material* Slick grease covers the ground in a 10-foot square centered on a point within range and turns it into difficult terrain for the duration. When the grease appears, each creature standing in its area must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or fall prone. A creature that enters the area or ends its turn there must also succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or fall prone. *(a bit of pork rind or butter) A wide white speckled mug with a black rim featuring an ornate garnet logo with vinework scrolling around a crescent moon above a large outlined capital M. This is the logo for Munkle Brewing Co. in Charleston, South Carolina
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Most people would think that my mug is adult and sensible but most people don’t know there’s a secret butthole below the handle
A thrown brown mug flared at the bottom in a rich brown glaze with a thumb rest on top of its handle That same mug from a different perspective that shows its secret butthole at the base of its handle where it is joined to the mug
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Brad Lander right now:
A two panel meme of a woman interviewing a man in a club. The top panel contains the first part of his response: “The club is bumping. The ladies look good. The alcohol is flowing.” The second panel shows just the man and contains the rest of his response: “There is much pain in this world, but not in this room.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Text conversation
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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@ihavethatonvinyl.com happy Halloween! Wanted to show you a part of my favorite Halloween ritual:
A picture of my turntable setup playing a reading of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu on an eldritch green vinyl. The album cover depicts, well, Cthulhu, and says The Call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft, read by Andrew Lehman, score by Amma Morte, art by Kurmazio, a Cadabra Records production
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Bold choice, deviating from the back of your head
Princess Daisy’s third eye
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Eris the corgi hanging out and supporting her corgi sister Willow on top of a bar stool
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Mozzarella sticks and marinara sauce
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Eris the corgi gnawing on a stick that is taller than she is
October 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Long corg
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Eris the corgi hoarding her toys like a dragon. There’s a football, a green rope, and a tennis ball stuck in a tire
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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If it wasn’t for the waistband you could fit a whole other me in there
A picture of my massive instagram pants A picture of my instagram pants wrapped around my leg for size context
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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RTFM HELL YEAH
A trophy for joining the prestigious Club 69 in my trivia league, awarded to those who cross the 69,000 point threshold. In the picture is a bronze trophy with a rectangular base, Doric column, and a round picture of Tonyy, the league’s mascot. In the background is a Gansett boy can, white and midnight blue, with “Hi-Neighbor! written in large, cheerful text.
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Just chillin with my friend’s cat, Admiral Nelson, NBD
A picture of me, Brad, the bearded one in the hat looking more than mildly stoned, with Admiral Nelson, a white and black cat, just chillin
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My collection may be small, but it is mighty
My Gengar squishmallow wearing my three Yankee minor league affiliate alternate hats, from left to right: The Trenton Pork Rolls- A black hat with a blue brim displaying a smiling slice of pork roll wearing a backwards baseball cap. The Jersey Diners- a white, hot pink, and turquoise hat with a piece of steak cut to look like the state of New Jersey and two sunny side up eggs The Scranton Baby Bombers- a blue-black hat with a toddler with 5 O’Clock shadow, a pinstripe diaper, an Uncle Sam Hat, a bat slung over one shoulder, and a scowl on his face
October 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The latest addition to my collection of Yankees minor league affiliate promotional hats, and potentially my favorite: the Jersey Diners

That State and Eggs logo is amazing.
A white hat with a turquoise brim and pink back part of the hat. Prominently displayed in the center is a piece of steak cut to look like the state of New Jersey and two eggs sunny side up The pink back of the hat with DINERS in bold pink lettering with a black drop shadow border as an homage to the neon signs outside your favorite diners
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Way ahead of you
A greenish Blastoise whose cannons have been replaced with soft drink containers and the caption Baja Blastoise
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Thank you! Here’s the full door so far:
A picture of my turntable console. The door on the right has stickers on it including a cozy mothman, a corgi giving bombastic sideeye, a neon Gengar, a 16 bit Gengar, a shy guy, an Illimat changeling card, and others. Above the door is Smash Mouth’s album, Fush Yu Mang, depicting a green station wagon blasting its way through the solar system with a purple planet in the background.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Here’s a picture of my cozy mothman sticker. Started decorating my turntable console door with stickers and this is an early picture of the work in progress
In the top left is a cozy red eyed mothman wearing pink slippers and a pink blanket staring at a saucer of coffee. To the right is a corgi giving bombastic side-eye with the caption “bombastic side-eye” in front is a neon Gengar sticking his tongue out
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The Adventure Begins…
The stage for Critical Role’s 10th anniversary show at Radio City Music Hall for Jester and Fjord’s wedding
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I had a Twix cinnamon roll for breakfast this morning

Lurking corgi for scale

Which is to say it’s pretty impressive that I’m jealous of your red velvet waffles, all things considered
A Twix snickerdoodle cinnamon roll with cocoa icing and snickerdoodle crumble in a box whose lid says “crunchy, chocolatey, cinnamon-y goodness” behind a picture of a Twix. In the background is an out of focus but no less ominous corgi, patiently waiting for her moment to steal a bite of the forbidden cinnamon roll. Don’t worry everyone, I’m pretty good at defense at this point, especially when there is chocolate involved.
October 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM