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Shanine
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See that publicity hungry has been?

That’s you, that is.
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Voting to be restricted to everyone before 1960.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.

Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
My "Wuthering Heights" review
February 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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Going through security at the Eiffel Tower, looking nervous because I had an engagement ring in my pocket, the man in front of me was loudly insisting that it was ok to bring his knife with him because it was his favourite knife.
December 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Might compile all the inane 'From 'x' to y:' BBC football website headlines of 2025. The ones that are like 'From 'baby who couldn't play football' to potential Premier League star: The rise of Amad Diallo' etc
December 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Plus ça change...
June 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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David Byrne’s best song is ‘Lazy’.
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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A Flake is just a Twirl that's learnt to trust the world again
June 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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What very normal thing did your wife spend her weekend making?
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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lol this is 114 in peabody i'd recognize it anywhere. the carwash is actually named maddy's but the photoshop is top tier and i can confirm as someone who drives by this place multiple times a week that they always have funny ass signs up on that screen
Happy Pride
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Swapping hot Springsteen pics with my mate and we're both loving it 🩵
June 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Went to Kylie
June 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Very wholesome to see a bunch of kids at the cup final buzzing off that palace opener
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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How would I describe myself? I am like a vintage wine. And by that I mean I wish to be left untouched in a cold, dark room.
April 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Ah yes. Wrexham. The heartwarming story of the underdogs with infinite money who somehow managed to climb the leagues.
April 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Woah, woah slow down there Michael Palin with your in-depth diaries.... A cat, you say?
April 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Oh there we go. Proper headline
April 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Went to Wembley, team won, saw a cat
April 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I didn’t think you were allowed to use that word now
April 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM