Pesto
@bobbypesto.bsky.social
Williams' F1 test driver. Former world 200m record holder. Exiled former President of Burkina Faso. Liar.
The couples figure skating is very graceful and everything but it really seems to boil down to ‘who can find the tiniest woman that’s willing to get thrown in the air over a solid surface’. The gold medalist weighed 38kg ffs.
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The couples figure skating is very graceful and everything but it really seems to boil down to ‘who can find the tiniest woman that’s willing to get thrown in the air over a solid surface’. The gold medalist weighed 38kg ffs.
What do your last 5 Google searches say about you?
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
What do your last 5 Google searches say about you?
If this comes to pass in the next election cycle then at the very least each and every British citizen should be allowed to kick Sir Keir Starmer KC in the shins every morning for the duration of that parliament.
🗳️ POLL | Reform lead by 5pts
➡️ Ref: 24% (-3)
🔴 Lab: 19% (=)
🔵 Con: 18% (=)
🟢 Grn: 17% (+1)
🟠 Lib: 13% (-1)
-- Seats --
➡️ Ref: 278
🟠 Lib: 84
🔴 Lab: 74
🟢 Grn: 65
🔵 Con: 60
🟡 SNP: 44
Poll: @YouGov, 15-16 Feb (+/- vs 9 Feb)
➡️ Ref: 24% (-3)
🔴 Lab: 19% (=)
🔵 Con: 18% (=)
🟢 Grn: 17% (+1)
🟠 Lib: 13% (-1)
-- Seats --
➡️ Ref: 278
🟠 Lib: 84
🔴 Lab: 74
🟢 Grn: 65
🔵 Con: 60
🟡 SNP: 44
Poll: @YouGov, 15-16 Feb (+/- vs 9 Feb)
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 AM
If this comes to pass in the next election cycle then at the very least each and every British citizen should be allowed to kick Sir Keir Starmer KC in the shins every morning for the duration of that parliament.
Challenging gender norms this Valentine’s Day - my wife is watching the rugby having bought me a bunch of flowers on her way home from the hardware store, I’m getting some laundry done and getting her steak dinner planned.
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Challenging gender norms this Valentine’s Day - my wife is watching the rugby having bought me a bunch of flowers on her way home from the hardware store, I’m getting some laundry done and getting her steak dinner planned.
My MP has terminal briefcase poisoning but to be fair to him the doesn’t just hobnob in London on the gravy train, him and his collection of lanyards are constantly buggering about in the local area.
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
My MP has terminal briefcase poisoning but to be fair to him the doesn’t just hobnob in London on the gravy train, him and his collection of lanyards are constantly buggering about in the local area.
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this isn't a debate, I do not respect you
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
this isn't a debate, I do not respect you
I have done absolutely nothing today except watch the Winter Olympics. Back to work tomorrow but my plan is the same.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I have done absolutely nothing today except watch the Winter Olympics. Back to work tomorrow but my plan is the same.
Find yourself a man who loves you as much as British tourists love squinting at things in bright sunlight when they have sunglasses on top of their head.
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Find yourself a man who loves you as much as British tourists love squinting at things in bright sunlight when they have sunglasses on top of their head.
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I mean: this summary of how fucked it is does not even touch the sides of just how bad it is.
February 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
I mean: this summary of how fucked it is does not even touch the sides of just how bad it is.
I’m hearing Kier Starmer has put himself ‘on notice’
February 10, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I’m hearing Kier Starmer has put himself ‘on notice’
This is exactly how I feel when I’m buggering about with my model railway.
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 AM
This is exactly how I feel when I’m buggering about with my model railway.
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This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
I don’t like that these two groups are this close together
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I don’t like that these two groups are this close together
If all people care about is the adverts and the halftime show, it’s not a sport - it’s a lesson that more live music and performances should be televised.
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
If all people care about is the adverts and the halftime show, it’s not a sport - it’s a lesson that more live music and performances should be televised.
Chance the Slopper more like
In my wildest dreams I could never have imagined a more gratuitous sign that AI is a bubble than “chance the rapper, sponsored by coreweave.” It’s beautiful. It’ll be in a movie someday
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Chance the Slopper more like
People complaining about smokers when they’re outside and decided to sit downwind is just so dumb. Why stress yourself getting worked up, there’s nothing you can do and they aren’t doing anything wrong - just move you knob.
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
People complaining about smokers when they’re outside and decided to sit downwind is just so dumb. Why stress yourself getting worked up, there’s nothing you can do and they aren’t doing anything wrong - just move you knob.
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We are barely getting started on this. We have lots more to come. Forgive me for the strong language but I remain white hot furious about what Streeting did: I believe he washed his hands in the blood of dead trans children with that Review.
One of the wickedest things Wes Streeting has ever done is push politically convenient falsehoods about suicide rates amongst young trans people. We have new data from the National Child Mortality Database that exposes the truth he tried to cover up.
New data shows surge in trans kids’ suicides following healthcare rollbacks | Good Law Project
A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare
goodlaw.social
February 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
We are barely getting started on this. We have lots more to come. Forgive me for the strong language but I remain white hot furious about what Streeting did: I believe he washed his hands in the blood of dead trans children with that Review.
Sadness in his eyes..
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Sadness in his eyes..
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The only route to accepting Mandelson or Andrew's "silly me!" version of events, is to believe that they only ever exhanged sensitive information or access in exhange for cash or favours or sex to one man, and by sheer dint of bad luck it was the one man on Earth whose emails everyone gets to read.
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The only route to accepting Mandelson or Andrew's "silly me!" version of events, is to believe that they only ever exhanged sensitive information or access in exhange for cash or favours or sex to one man, and by sheer dint of bad luck it was the one man on Earth whose emails everyone gets to read.
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“The greens havent arent mates with the mega pedo because they’ve not had to confront the reality of governing” really says so much about how you see the way of things lol
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
“The greens havent arent mates with the mega pedo because they’ve not had to confront the reality of governing” really says so much about how you see the way of things lol
Peter Scandalson more like
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Peter Scandalson more like