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boob.monster
gray phantom 🩶
@boob.monster
i have possible answers and approximate beliefs but im not absolutely sure of anything
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morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is
chargers fans must not know joy
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
umamusume pretty derby
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the suc
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
this is me playing Madden throwing terrible balls into triple coverage in online franchise levels of Bad. buddy what the fuck
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Welcome To The (You Don't Know) Jack Parade
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i thought it'd be easier if i downloaded an old pcsx2 version and used a plugin to get the force feedback so i could feel the pocket in the car but no that just made me noseplant into the wall like 500x as much. will use for gran turismo though
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
update: you weren't kidding about the drifting. that first NA Fest at Hakone is a backbreaker. i bought a Levin GT-Apex for it and good lord!!!!! and i have spent many hours in many games drifting too
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
i have been trying to get initial d and midnight tune set up in an emulator but im too fucking stupid to figure out what to do with all these files. i still have my maximum tune 4 card in my wallet 😁
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
playing it with a G923 in PCSX2 has been sublime. especially enjoying the gymkhana challenges and not just because they're good for farming credits. i've been playing the new TXR on steam as well lately, swapping back and forth between the highways and the touge lol
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
weight reduction level 1 is taking the bike off. lol
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i just know takumi would shit his fucking pants if he saw my Honda City Turbo II show up at the touge. ae86 eat your heart out
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
discombewbulate
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
[iron sheikh voice] FUCK THE FUCKING PACKER!
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
bewb xDDDD
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
you could tell me how pathetic i am, as a treat. if it helps
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
do any gorgeous women in their 30s want to hold my hand and gently caress my cheek and give me a little kiss or two maybe. just wondering. this is completely unrelated to any burning or aching desires i have its something else
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
you can't order 2 dozen at the same time you look like a psychopath. a refined and elegant woman merely orders a second round as though she has been taken in by the aphrodisiac nature of the dish
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
oh yeah. im playing online cribbage in a java client that looks like it came straight out of 1998. that's the shit
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
my favorite thing is going to a restaurant and ordering a dozen oysters. and then when the waitress comes back i go. actually i'll take another dozen thanks
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
clearly need to eat more oysters
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
moxie kicks ass and anyone who doesn't think so can kick rocks instead of ass
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
dont hmu killing a big ass worm in guild wars 2
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
FUCK the fucking new york rangers!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
reject modernity embrace yet another civ5 savegame
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
what the hell i want to play soccer we should connect
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM