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boob.monster
gray phantom 🩶
@boob.monster
home of the best worst comics on the internet
fairfax residence in SWAT4 is easily one of the most fucked up levels in any fps game ever. the birthday party in ready or not is a close second.
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
my ass
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
just hanging out in the kitchen
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Tuukka died peacefully in my arms at 1:30pm today.
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
a brush with the wild, we were the best
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
i got some real bad news friends. i took my baby in to the vet this morning and unfortunately found out that sweet gentle Tuukka has terminal, inoperable cancer. they're not sure how long he has but we're taking him home and making him comfortable
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i will be entering the matrix car into iRacing's Daytona 500 special event today. wish me luck as i try not to die for 200 laps
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
dale earnhardt would have shit his pants if this was the car ahead of him at the daytona 500
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
better lucky than good: the only way to finish 3rd on a green-white-checkered at daytona in C class fixed trucks. i fuckin love racing
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
epic win comics #7: a new millennium of football
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i would never make up platforms
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
hey. me and my gay husband saw you from across the bar and we think you're completely fucked up looking. just an absolute trashcan. so now we're gonna stand here and stare at you like this until you feel uncomfortable enough to leave, capiche?
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
hell im still usin it
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
dear god this isn't even all of them. who wants to come over and watch some random bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
part two
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
when me and my sports girlies are on another level of synchronicity and can communicate entire paragraphs by mere discord stickers
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
dont talk to me im fuckin busy today
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
look at this. this is the world i was promised. how did humanity go so wrong
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
gentle evenings with snugy 🥹
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
my tboy swag: revoked 😔
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
well shjit if krystal swords says yes then
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
having such a good brain day in my lil brown sweater
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
hey
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
you're telling me I put up 1.9 billion fucking points on fall of the empire premium....and LOST????? this is pinball for sickos right here i can't believe this shit
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
found this incredible video on an old external hard drive today. if i had a way to send a message from 2013 to the current day this is exactly what i would use up all 20 seconds for
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM