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gray phantom 🩶
@boob.monster
· Aug 22
morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is
just hanging out in the kitchen
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
just hanging out in the kitchen
i decided to channel my sadness into being productive and finally rolled over all three of my old 401k's into my new 457b. and i also had to amend my taxes because i got a W-2 from an old employer for 2025 that i wasn't expecting to get and uh. holy shit. i'm getting 4x more money on my return 😮
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
i decided to channel my sadness into being productive and finally rolled over all three of my old 401k's into my new 457b. and i also had to amend my taxes because i got a W-2 from an old employer for 2025 that i wasn't expecting to get and uh. holy shit. i'm getting 4x more money on my return 😮
Tuukka died peacefully in my arms at 1:30pm today.
February 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Tuukka died peacefully in my arms at 1:30pm today.
not ready for today but i am doing it scared
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
not ready for today but i am doing it scared
[cypher voice] i don't wanna wear nothing. no condoms, you understand? and i wanna be horny. y’know, someone horny…like an actor. okay. get my dick back into a power plant, re-insert me into the matrix, i'll get you what you want.
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
[cypher voice] i don't wanna wear nothing. no condoms, you understand? and i wanna be horny. y’know, someone horny…like an actor. okay. get my dick back into a power plant, re-insert me into the matrix, i'll get you what you want.
i bought the metal gear solid collection vol 1 and im so bad at metal gear solid why did i do this
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
i bought the metal gear solid collection vol 1 and im so bad at metal gear solid why did i do this
i haven't been able to stop crying all day. he's sleeping peacefully on my bed. he was supposed to be with me for a long time. life is so precious, and so cruel
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i haven't been able to stop crying all day. he's sleeping peacefully on my bed. he was supposed to be with me for a long time. life is so precious, and so cruel
what is 'real'. how do you define 'real'. if you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply the shit i just took in your bathroom. and you're all out of febreeze. and toilet paper. i didnt wipe is what i'm trying to tell you
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
what is 'real'. how do you define 'real'. if you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply the shit i just took in your bathroom. and you're all out of febreeze. and toilet paper. i didnt wipe is what i'm trying to tell you
a brush with the wild, we were the best
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
a brush with the wild, we were the best
the checkered flag has been waved and i am happy to report that i finished 5th in my first ever Daytona 500. a top 5 finish that i dedicate to sweet tuuk
i will be entering the matrix car into iRacing's Daytona 500 special event today. wish me luck as i try not to die for 200 laps
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
the checkered flag has been waved and i am happy to report that i finished 5th in my first ever Daytona 500. a top 5 finish that i dedicate to sweet tuuk
the vet's official opinion is that I have one week left with my little buddy. the expectation is euthanasia within one week and in an unlikely circumstance, possibly two weeks. the CT scan was bad. really really bad. i'm so sorry tuukka. we did everything we could
i got some real bad news friends. i took my baby in to the vet this morning and unfortunately found out that sweet gentle Tuukka has terminal, inoperable cancer. they're not sure how long he has but we're taking him home and making him comfortable
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
the vet's official opinion is that I have one week left with my little buddy. the expectation is euthanasia within one week and in an unlikely circumstance, possibly two weeks. the CT scan was bad. really really bad. i'm so sorry tuukka. we did everything we could
wait the new teamspeak actually looks kinda sick???? i would switch to teamspeak from discord
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
wait the new teamspeak actually looks kinda sick???? i would switch to teamspeak from discord
i got some real bad news friends. i took my baby in to the vet this morning and unfortunately found out that sweet gentle Tuukka has terminal, inoperable cancer. they're not sure how long he has but we're taking him home and making him comfortable
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
i got some real bad news friends. i took my baby in to the vet this morning and unfortunately found out that sweet gentle Tuukka has terminal, inoperable cancer. they're not sure how long he has but we're taking him home and making him comfortable
dale earnhardt would have shit his pants if this was the car ahead of him at the daytona 500
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
dale earnhardt would have shit his pants if this was the car ahead of him at the daytona 500
my name is jimmy ballsack. you killed my father. prepare to die
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
my name is jimmy ballsack. you killed my father. prepare to die
i don't normally get on the mic in iRacing because nascar lobbies are uhhhhh. wild places sometimes. but i did a little talking and then at one point before the checkered a guy was like "alright boys good luck" and another guy went "and there's a female in here good luck to her too"
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
i don't normally get on the mic in iRacing because nascar lobbies are uhhhhh. wild places sometimes. but i did a little talking and then at one point before the checkered a guy was like "alright boys good luck" and another guy went "and there's a female in here good luck to her too"
better lucky than good: the only way to finish 3rd on a green-white-checkered at daytona in C class fixed trucks. i fuckin love racing
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
better lucky than good: the only way to finish 3rd on a green-white-checkered at daytona in C class fixed trucks. i fuckin love racing
fuck i wish i had friends to go see the umamusume movie with. but i guess i will go alone
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
fuck i wish i had friends to go see the umamusume movie with. but i guess i will go alone
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epic win comics #7: a new millennium of football
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
epic win comics #7: a new millennium of football
du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab' nichts gesagt
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab' nichts gesagt
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she's beauty, she's grace, she got major cosmetic reconstructive surgery on her face
March 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
she's beauty, she's grace, she got major cosmetic reconstructive surgery on her face
epic win comics #7: a new millennium of football
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
epic win comics #7: a new millennium of football
hey. me and my gay husband saw you from across the bar and we think you're completely fucked up looking. just an absolute trashcan. so now we're gonna stand here and stare at you like this until you feel uncomfortable enough to leave, capiche?
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
hey. me and my gay husband saw you from across the bar and we think you're completely fucked up looking. just an absolute trashcan. so now we're gonna stand here and stare at you like this until you feel uncomfortable enough to leave, capiche?
seriously though. everyone download escargot msn and add me and we can send nudges and play internet backgammon and have a great time. its better than discord, better than IRC, better than stoat or whatever other bullshit you got. its time to go back to pure instant messaging
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
seriously though. everyone download escargot msn and add me and we can send nudges and play internet backgammon and have a great time. its better than discord, better than IRC, better than stoat or whatever other bullshit you got. its time to go back to pure instant messaging
dear god this isn't even all of them. who wants to come over and watch some random bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
dear god this isn't even all of them. who wants to come over and watch some random bullshit