zoot car
@bookhouse.bsky.social
Not really having a great time to be honest
IRL: music, climate, politics, gaming
IRL: music, climate, politics, gaming
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Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
February 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
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my buddy bareknuckle bill just evolved into a more powerful form called brassknuckle bill
February 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
my buddy bareknuckle bill just evolved into a more powerful form called brassknuckle bill
I yelled YES at two separate points
The Spire awakens once more in Steam Early Access on March 5, 2026! ⚔️
New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.
Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?
New characters, enemies, environments & more await you in Slay the Spire 2, the sequel to the iconic roguelike deckbuilder.
Will you attempt the climb alone... or enlist the aid of your fellow adventurers?
February 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I yelled YES at two separate points
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I think the correct response is to take this woman's other children away from her.
“If I knew this could be the outcome, I still wouldn't have given my son the vaccine.”
This was said by the mother of a child in South Carolina who has been hospitalized with measles encephalitis since January.
I tried out several sentences for this spot, but none could capture my thoughts.
This was said by the mother of a child in South Carolina who has been hospitalized with measles encephalitis since January.
I tried out several sentences for this spot, but none could capture my thoughts.
Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinate
EXCLUSIVE: South Carolina parents living in the state’s measles epicenter tell Rhian Lubin of their devastation after their unvaccinated 7-year-old son, Ethan, developed encephalitis, a complication f...
www.independent.co.uk
February 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I think the correct response is to take this woman's other children away from her.
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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I do think it's insanely funny that "rebels attempt to raise a ragtag fleet against the empire" is a beat that's already in TLJ, where Leia tries and it doesn't work, but then in TROS they just have Lando do it and everyone comes out for no real reason. They just think Lando is cool
February 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I do think it's insanely funny that "rebels attempt to raise a ragtag fleet against the empire" is a beat that's already in TLJ, where Leia tries and it doesn't work, but then in TROS they just have Lando do it and everyone comes out for no real reason. They just think Lando is cool
The only reason I don't mainly see the 2024 campaign as Business Plot II is that it's really the first campaign with a multinational alliance of right wing shitheads
Q: As Trump's popularity rises around the world, do you think we might be watching the emergence of a global MAGA movement?
LEAVITT: I sure hope so
LEAVITT: I sure hope so
February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The only reason I don't mainly see the 2024 campaign as Business Plot II is that it's really the first campaign with a multinational alliance of right wing shitheads
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found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 AM
found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine
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Here’s to a solemn and contemplative Lenten period for those who partake. Ramadan Mubarak as well for those who partake. For all you secular people out, a happy start to the “Mark Wahlburg 40 Day Challenge”
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Here’s to a solemn and contemplative Lenten period for those who partake. Ramadan Mubarak as well for those who partake. For all you secular people out, a happy start to the “Mark Wahlburg 40 Day Challenge”
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i like to think this is how every goon in a movie spends his time off screen
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 18, 2026 at 2:37 PM
i like to think this is how every goon in a movie spends his time off screen
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ON A RELATED NOTE, all four of these candidates have PRIMARY CHALLENGERS.
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
ON A RELATED NOTE, all four of these candidates have PRIMARY CHALLENGERS.
These guys love to pull the "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" like they have veto power over the Dem coalition. It's important to keep in mind that not only are they not in charge of the tent, they aren't *IN* the tent.
The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 PM
These guys love to pull the "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" like they have veto power over the Dem coalition. It's important to keep in mind that not only are they not in charge of the tent, they aren't *IN* the tent.
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Key reporting from @axios.com. In essence, a former Trump official, and then executive at TikTok's largest US investor, called TikTok and made clear that if Trump won in November, the ban wouldn't happen.
Then Trump became the most viewed content on TikTok.
And won.
And TikTok wasn't banned.
Then Trump became the most viewed content on TikTok.
And won.
And TikTok wasn't banned.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Key reporting from @axios.com. In essence, a former Trump official, and then executive at TikTok's largest US investor, called TikTok and made clear that if Trump won in November, the ban wouldn't happen.
Then Trump became the most viewed content on TikTok.
And won.
And TikTok wasn't banned.
Then Trump became the most viewed content on TikTok.
And won.
And TikTok wasn't banned.
Without naming anybody that isn't a Dem today, I feel like Newsom/AOC leads to the largest number of people describing at length why they won't vote against Republicans
Most Cursed Ticket go
Buttigieg/Bennett
Buttigieg/Bennett
Pre-litigating 2028 so that I'm ready when I'd disappointed
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Without naming anybody that isn't a Dem today, I feel like Newsom/AOC leads to the largest number of people describing at length why they won't vote against Republicans
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"the economy" is the language of modern politics. this is why reactionaries who are mad that a woman didn't smile at them tweet endlessly about how the economy will be so based and chad once we institute breeding camps
"I'm sad all the time and I don't know why" isn't a polling category and also doesn't sound serious, but "the economy is bad" does.
February 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"the economy" is the language of modern politics. this is why reactionaries who are mad that a woman didn't smile at them tweet endlessly about how the economy will be so based and chad once we institute breeding camps
Nothing like a good feeling
now that Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie is in theaters I can wear my Jay McCarrol World Tour tee without fear of spoiling
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Nothing like a good feeling
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Okay. This is very important. If you like to laugh, you have to go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. I am floating
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Okay. This is very important. If you like to laugh, you have to go see NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE. I am floating
I guess I understand the impulse but you can't bully a delivery robot any more than you can bully an elevator door or an alarm clock
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I guess I understand the impulse but you can't bully a delivery robot any more than you can bully an elevator door or an alarm clock
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![[Scene is a domestic kitchen. Night time. The room is all blue apart from warm orange-pink light streaming in from a streetlight outside. In the center of the room stands a woman named BRANDI, standing in pyjamas looking contemplative, the light cast dramatically on her face. At the doorway, leaning against the frame, her partner JOEL stands has woken up and found her in the kitchen.]
JOEL:
Honey… what are you doing?
BRANDI:
Can’t sleep
Guess I just like standing in the kitchen at 3am thinking about the supernatural threat we temporarily defeated last year.
While saying that out loud in a manner which sounds casually ironic but is actually just blatant exposition.
JOEL:
Brandi… you're talking strange...
BRANDI:
Dammit Joel.
It’s time you knew.
You're a Netflix character.
[Joel looks shocked]
BRANDI:
Everybody you know has been forced to speak to you in second screen dialogue.
Second screen dialogue helps the people scrolling their phones in front of the TV to follow the -
JOEL:
Stop explaining, Brandi!
[Hands on head, emotional expression, warm pink light cast on his face against the cool blue darkness of the room].
JOEL:
So that's why my entire life has looked so glossy and...
BRANDI:
Yep...
Warm/cool colour graded.
[Cut to a TV show TITLE SCREEN]:
SECOND SCREEN
- A Netflix original -
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiaqlx75zejhvxpgq3f3k6mg2glczck3ooqjrgzzgfsf2xxo6fccwm@jpeg)
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What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity.
A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity.
A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
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The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
I'm assuming this file was only unredacted because mf said "adminstration"
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I'm assuming this file was only unredacted because mf said "adminstration"
