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They/them

Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner

Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and bolter
Pinned
i ragret to inform yuo he chose hate crimbe

fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
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also, bad bunny killed it. but back to the punts
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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okay, “quite something” looks like it was an understatement and this would make it the first super bowl halftime show to make me fucking cry without having even seen it.

good god, bad bunny. 💜💜💜
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Comparing him to a genital is an insult to genitals
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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what a shot
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Super Bowl LX Halftime Show featuring Bad Bunny
Name an anti fascist film
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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halftime show is starting
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Kylie Jenner straight up admitting to insider trading as a gambling site ad is turning me into the gambling Hatchet Granny Carrie Nation
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Ban digital de-aging
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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The wizard sleeps deeply. Outside, there is a chorus of crickets.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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it'll take ten years of ads where a smiling man holds a can of beans in front of the camera saying "you eat them. in your mouth" before we can sell a real product again. maybe we never find the golden age of the gorilla on a drum kit ever again
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Incredibly funny that they show Kim K at the Super Bowl with a man and then next commercial break there’s an emergency antisemitism commercial. They know Kanye is watching and could go rogue any moment
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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inventing time travel 2 do this
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Real patriots only!
Kim Cattrall Scatting
YouTube video by FinalSlutPro
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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I was so prepared to be insanely angry when the ad that licensed Won't You Be My Neighbor (which should be a federal crime) was nextdoor that I breathed an actual sigh of relief when it was just for mortgages
Welcome to You Will Never Guess Which Company's Logo Will Appear At The End Of This Short Film commercial day, even after you've seen it
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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here you go.
TIMELINE CLEANSER!

You may never have heard C-3PO rap in an official Star Wars video, so it's time to remedy that. 🎵
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Knew it
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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everyone post the videos they watch to cheer themselves up
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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star spangled banner: tired; old; key had slaves.

god save the king (queen): pathetic; thirsty; it’s my country country tis of thee, nerds.

o canada: banger; bopperino; slapsville.
June 9, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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i in fact think i have to log off until the super bowl starts because i am risking learning the results of a sports event i am saving for later just by being here
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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me and who
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Nothing butt respect for MY President
February 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM