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They/them

Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner

Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and bolter
Pinned
i ragret to inform yuo he chose hate crimbe

fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
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Only a Nixionite could come up with the Bene Gesserit
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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"Money money money. Give me lots of money"

ABBA is part of the owner class.
people log on here adn say anything. "ABBA is bourgeois". thats nto true
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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more music from Frances Meh
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Congrats to overthinkers and perfectionists but I mostly use drafts to do posts where I need to remember some factual aspect of what I’m trying to get at and then I’ll come back to it two months later and read “Scooby Doo sandwich is the hatm” and think what the fuck was I smoking
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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I am glad to see many people blaming this on Protestantism.
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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This is word for word the campaign Sanae Tenkaichi ran before she became prime minister and she’s about to crash Japan hard. Everyone is gonna be more broke & miserable.

Not a warning. Shouldn’t need to be cuz this is the Brexit guy. That he’s even back at all means y’all bout to be chimney sweeps.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance

"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”

Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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They're doing pairs figure skating to an Offspring compilation, yet another Millennial cultural victory.
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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i think good art transcends the boundaries of language and culture to touch people, in our fundamental shared humanity and this is why i think next year the superbowl halftime show should be merzbow
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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The Librarians is streaming now thanks to PBS Independent Lens.

www.pbs.org/independentl...
The Librarians | Book Policies Documentary | Independent Lens
The Librarians follows librarians and citizens responding to restrictions on library content across the United States.
www.pbs.org
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Every depiction of ‘peer pressure’ to take drugs on TV growing up literally never, not once, happened in real life for drugs

Or for anything, until, decades later, it is literally happening for AI
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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holy shit

holy shit

TOM DeLONGE LISTENED TO OUR BIG GAY BLINK-182 BENEFIT COMPILATION

HE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT "RAD"

AHHHHH

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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oh good they’ve revolutionized stalking again.
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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Ok, but look at this face
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Here's my favorite feel good condor content
At a time where it feels like we're losing, we need to remember our victories that not only have happened in the past, but continue to exist today.

Thus I give you, California Condor 926 of the SoCal flock.

Great grandchild of Condor # 1.

We as humanity can still do good things.

#birds
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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this rules and everyone opposed to it just sounds like this to me
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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I got "potato bread" at the Japanese bakery while running errands, and I just... I just didnt expect to bite into a whole ass potato
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Actually... Can anyone explain to me the economics / stimulus effects of public procurement?

I feel like this makes sense but I'm sure I'm missing something.
If you contracted this to UK companies only, banning foreign expropriation of fees and mandating reivestment into the UK, any costs you have would also be ecomically stimulative, and create opportunities for incredible trainings and support for builders, trades, and heritage conservation workers.
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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ID verification sucks but so does having to read the unsolicited opinions of 13 year olds so I'm conflicted.
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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doorknobs and hvac are the steampunk reality we all forgot existed
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM