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Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and bolter
Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner
Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and bolter
Pinned
i ragret to inform yuo he chose hate crimbe
fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
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anticommunism rivals transphobia in its ability to absolutely nuke a human’s critical thinking skills
June 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
anticommunism rivals transphobia in its ability to absolutely nuke a human’s critical thinking skills
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Undisputed art deco pussy, we stan
February 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Undisputed art deco pussy, we stan
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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“I hold my teams to the highest standards”, you really do! You should not be the highest standard, it’s very bad that you are the one with the highest standards in all of society, but you are Chappell Roan!
February 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“I hold my teams to the highest standards”, you really do! You should not be the highest standard, it’s very bad that you are the one with the highest standards in all of society, but you are Chappell Roan!
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He sent a 4500-word defense of ephebophilia to a HuffPost reporter
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
He sent a 4500-word defense of ephebophilia to a HuffPost reporter
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MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
August 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
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🎶We're incels on the moon
Racist doofuses who goon
But we're filled with scorn
Elon forgot the porn
Also out of oxygen soon🎶
Racist doofuses who goon
But we're filled with scorn
Elon forgot the porn
Also out of oxygen soon🎶
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
🎶We're incels on the moon
Racist doofuses who goon
But we're filled with scorn
Elon forgot the porn
Also out of oxygen soon🎶
Racist doofuses who goon
But we're filled with scorn
Elon forgot the porn
Also out of oxygen soon🎶
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we need to abolish the house of representatives. time to implement my new plan: the horse of representatives
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
we need to abolish the house of representatives. time to implement my new plan: the horse of representatives
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Im finally going through my Twitter media tab and saving some stuff before I delete and I just realized they'd be training grok on 90 copies of this crap I made
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Im finally going through my Twitter media tab and saving some stuff before I delete and I just realized they'd be training grok on 90 copies of this crap I made
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if you have a coconut, and I have a coconut, and I have a lime (see there it is)
and my lime travels acrooooooossss the room
i put the lime in your coconut
AND I DRINK IT ALL UP
and my lime travels acrooooooossss the room
i put the lime in your coconut
AND I DRINK IT ALL UP
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
if you have a coconut, and I have a coconut, and I have a lime (see there it is)
and my lime travels acrooooooossss the room
i put the lime in your coconut
AND I DRINK IT ALL UP
and my lime travels acrooooooossss the room
i put the lime in your coconut
AND I DRINK IT ALL UP
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Only a Nixionite could come up with the Bene Gesserit
February 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Only a Nixionite could come up with the Bene Gesserit
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"Money money money. Give me lots of money"
ABBA is part of the owner class.
ABBA is part of the owner class.
people log on here adn say anything. "ABBA is bourgeois". thats nto true
February 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"Money money money. Give me lots of money"
ABBA is part of the owner class.
ABBA is part of the owner class.
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more music from Frances Meh
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
more music from Frances Meh
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making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
making love to my tonic and gin pegging my stormy and dark eating my coke and rum's ass
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Congrats to overthinkers and perfectionists but I mostly use drafts to do posts where I need to remember some factual aspect of what I’m trying to get at and then I’ll come back to it two months later and read “Scooby Doo sandwich is the hatm” and think what the fuck was I smoking
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Congrats to overthinkers and perfectionists but I mostly use drafts to do posts where I need to remember some factual aspect of what I’m trying to get at and then I’ll come back to it two months later and read “Scooby Doo sandwich is the hatm” and think what the fuck was I smoking
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I am glad to see many people blaming this on Protestantism.
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I am glad to see many people blaming this on Protestantism.
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This is word for word the campaign Sanae Tenkaichi ran before she became prime minister and she’s about to crash Japan hard. Everyone is gonna be more broke & miserable.
Not a warning. Shouldn’t need to be cuz this is the Brexit guy. That he’s even back at all means y’all bout to be chimney sweeps.
Not a warning. Shouldn’t need to be cuz this is the Brexit guy. That he’s even back at all means y’all bout to be chimney sweeps.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This is word for word the campaign Sanae Tenkaichi ran before she became prime minister and she’s about to crash Japan hard. Everyone is gonna be more broke & miserable.
Not a warning. Shouldn’t need to be cuz this is the Brexit guy. That he’s even back at all means y’all bout to be chimney sweeps.
Not a warning. Shouldn’t need to be cuz this is the Brexit guy. That he’s even back at all means y’all bout to be chimney sweeps.
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They're doing pairs figure skating to an Offspring compilation, yet another Millennial cultural victory.
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
They're doing pairs figure skating to an Offspring compilation, yet another Millennial cultural victory.
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
interc.pt
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
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i think good art transcends the boundaries of language and culture to touch people, in our fundamental shared humanity and this is why i think next year the superbowl halftime show should be merzbow
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
i think good art transcends the boundaries of language and culture to touch people, in our fundamental shared humanity and this is why i think next year the superbowl halftime show should be merzbow
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