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They/them

Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner

Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and Santa hat
Pinned
i ragret to inform yuo he chose hate crimbe

fucking Whitney Chewston ahh bihh
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rock and roll photos
April 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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all cats who did not voluntarily sit down in a cup of yogurt today, please stand up. not so fast, Freya.
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I love these birds
Starting my day out with a SPLOOSH
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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i was hoping theyd go full pelican but ive never gotten on like this before this close so ill take it
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO (and talk to our neighbors about their rights)
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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soooo close today!
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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My big ADHD tragedy is that the amount of executive function it takes to complete all of the steps to making a pot of coffee without missing any... requires a well-caffeinated brain.

The number of times I've forgotten to add water or empty the pot of old coffee or put the grounds in... -sigh-
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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It looks like the trauma dumpling just broke containment onto reddit, so here's a link to the stickers and magnets if anyone is interested:
libby-stigaard.printify.me/category/all/1
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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can’t wait for da pope to call da crusade against da american heretics
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Uoagghhh gotta remember what’s waiting at home for me
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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hope they’re doing great as fat Chinese idk depends how forever is forever ago, dude could be hitting full on unc mode with the cig, Beijing bikini, and everything [laudatory]
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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don’t forget about the friggin snow frogs, they’re putting chemicals in the poutine to turn the ppl fr*nch im sick of this crap ohhhh tabernak hon hon hon
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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European->euro leaves a floating pean ergo peaners
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I’m aware enough of my own ignorance to abide by the universal principle of “don’t fuck with it”

Hear a noise at night? No you didn’t, don’t fuck with it. Creepy ass building/house/place? Don’t fuck with it, walk away. also caves, nope don’t fuck with them at all.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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All I got off the dome is convincing Fiona Apple that coke is a dogshit drug with Tarantino and markymark makes a porno
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Using this to remind men that its healthy to be vulnerable and to ask for help.

Shoutout to my grandpa who taught me the joys that come with aiding others in need.
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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oh hell yeah man this is awesome
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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📣 CALLING ALL ARCHAEOLOGISTS 📣
I can't (yes I can) believe I am sending out another email to archaeologists asking them to do a few more Skype a Scientist sessions for LEGO league. But here we are. Putting our scientific network to the test. Really learning the limits here this semester, whew.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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If you say “y’all” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Trying to save lives out here with the power of the internet and you're not helping, Keith.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Some people are saying deep fry turkey gender reveal and why would you even put that out there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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the elites don't want you to know this but the lightning from the sky is free. you can stand in the middle of a field in a storm and get lit up for $0. i'm harnessing 458 million joules
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM