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Alts: black and white image of Abraham Lincoln in a yellow circle with land of Lincoln the state of Illinois around him on a red banner

Bingo as a Lamenter with a chainsword, psyker eyes, and Santa hat
pelican goes full throatse with the pouchlapsed bill
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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i was hoping theyd go full pelican but ive never gotten on like this before this close so ill take it
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO (and talk to our neighbors about their rights)
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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soooo close today!
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m coming up on 2 years of adult diagnosed ADHD and that is literally the RSD webinar that really made it click through all the analytical examination stuff

Basically brick is spitting facts and giving good resources, shit has been life changing and I hope it’ll be as good for you too
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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My big ADHD tragedy is that the amount of executive function it takes to complete all of the steps to making a pot of coffee without missing any... requires a well-caffeinated brain.

The number of times I've forgotten to add water or empty the pot of old coffee or put the grounds in... -sigh-
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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can’t wait for da pope to call da crusade against da american heretics
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Uoagghhh gotta remember what’s waiting at home for me
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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hope they’re doing great as fat Chinese idk depends how forever is forever ago, dude could be hitting full on unc mode with the cig, Beijing bikini, and everything [laudatory]
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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don’t forget about the friggin snow frogs, they’re putting chemicals in the poutine to turn the ppl fr*nch im sick of this crap ohhhh tabernak hon hon hon
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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European->euro leaves a floating pean ergo peaners
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I’m aware enough of my own ignorance to abide by the universal principle of “don’t fuck with it”

Hear a noise at night? No you didn’t, don’t fuck with it. Creepy ass building/house/place? Don’t fuck with it, walk away. also caves, nope don’t fuck with them at all.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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All I got off the dome is convincing Fiona Apple that coke is a dogshit drug with Tarantino and markymark makes a porno
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nah yeah it’s mid at best, there’s not a lot to work with there
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
All I got off the dome is convincing Fiona Apple that coke is a dogshit drug with Tarantino and markymark makes a porno
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
European->euro leaves a floating pean ergo peaners
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM