bill chumps
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heading for the stereo store to get a white noise maker and turn it up to ten
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it's just a shame more of them don't get into deep sea submersibles
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
it's just a shame more of them don't get into deep sea submersibles
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Oh, word?
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Oh, word?
everybody, that's who needs it
For anyone that needs it today, a French brick catalogue from 1879
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November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
everybody, that's who needs it
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one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children
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This is why I have been begging the government to legalize over the counter percocets
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is why I have been begging the government to legalize over the counter percocets
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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Gotta watch in case Wemby does something that turns my brain off and makes me start clapping like a seal
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Gotta watch in case Wemby does something that turns my brain off and makes me start clapping like a seal
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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it's a big day for the domain i forgot to cancel
isdickcheneydead.com
isdickcheneydead.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
it's a big day for the domain i forgot to cancel
isdickcheneydead.com
isdickcheneydead.com
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26 pages from a 1940 label sample catalogue. Type & shape inspiration!
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November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
26 pages from a 1940 label sample catalogue. Type & shape inspiration!
www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/f...
www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/f...
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The highway is too broad and everything is moving with such speed. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The highway is too broad and everything is moving with such speed. @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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I can't think of anything to say
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can't think of anything to say
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will this phone finally let me photograph the moon? the eternal question again rears its head
October 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
will this phone finally let me photograph the moon? the eternal question again rears its head
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Passed someone walking a tiny little dog, and smiled at them and wiggled my fingers at the dog. The dog smiled back.
And, as I walked back into my office, with paper files and pens and pads, I realized how right Vonnegut was. Life really is for farting around.
And, as I walked back into my office, with paper files and pens and pads, I realized how right Vonnegut was. Life really is for farting around.
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Passed someone walking a tiny little dog, and smiled at them and wiggled my fingers at the dog. The dog smiled back.
And, as I walked back into my office, with paper files and pens and pads, I realized how right Vonnegut was. Life really is for farting around.
And, as I walked back into my office, with paper files and pens and pads, I realized how right Vonnegut was. Life really is for farting around.
Wife nuzzling your neck from behind during a gust from the first true cold front of the year? That’s the good stuff
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wife nuzzling your neck from behind during a gust from the first true cold front of the year? That’s the good stuff
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Experts predict that by 2026, 100% of US government spending will go towards the construction of visual metaphors for the US government
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Experts predict that by 2026, 100% of US government spending will go towards the construction of visual metaphors for the US government
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Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly