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bill chumps
@billchumps.bsky.social
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heading for the stereo store to get a white noise maker and turn it up to ten
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Triples is best.
tube of H-E-B Triple Antibiotic Plus ointment
September 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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So sweet how much Marco lets us now he missed us while we were gone
A roll of toilet paper, royally fucked up and scratched to death by our asshole cat Marco, whom i love dearly
August 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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screenshot of Dr. Demetre's resignation letter, which he posted to twitter, followed by an interaction: Sincerely, Demetre C. Daskalakis MD MPH (he/his/him) @being_jackson: All I needed to see was that he felt the need to add his pronouns at the end. That told me all I needed to know. @dr_demetre: Sure did
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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look at this sleepy little guy i found Sunday
an octopus peeks out of its hidey-hole at Stetson Bank in Flower Garden Banks National Marine Sanctuary. its eyes are mere slits. it is, to be perfectly honest, adorable
August 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Kerning, who needs it
“Romantasy reads to escape with” but the letter spacing makes it look like “Ro mant asy reads to es cape w ith”
July 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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normal teeth
headshot of David Zaslav. his teeth look like a row of chiclets.
June 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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GDP CBO projection chart with trump face and red tie replacing arrow. it's stupid i know, but it's a slow work day
April 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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i like how in the beginning of his Straight Outta Compton verse, MC Ren is like “oh yeah, gangsta rap isn’t a thing yet, so here’s a short vocabulary lesson.” very thoughtful
screenshot of lyrics. highlighted portion: I'ma make my snaps If not from the records, from jackin' the crops Just like burglary, the definition is jackin' And when illegally armed, it's called 'packin'
February 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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In my free time I like to weird out my metal recycling guy
February 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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screenshot of article. highlighted text: The fantasy and utility of AI, for the unconscionably wealthy and relentlessly wary masters of this space, converge in a high and lonesome abstraction—technology designed less to do every human thing for you than to replace all those human things with itself, and then sell that function back to you as a monthly subscription.
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Little guy fought the good fight all the way to the end 🫡
Purple passion vine bloom, improbably healthy in early January
January 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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my dude
Marco the cat. Gray, stripey, spotted,?adorable and draped over my legs
January 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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been trying to draw out @lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s book as long as possible and he makes it easier by breaking your heart on one page and then doing this on the next
Proverbs It was the annual fly-catching contest down at the fairgrounds and she was feeling pretty good about her chances to win again after perfecting her proprietary batch of vinegars over the past few months. Everyone was settling in at the folding tables and chatting amiably until Doug walked in carrying what looked like a big jar of honey. Oh fuck you Doug someone behind her yelled. She didn't even stay to the end to hear them announce the results.
December 31, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Chuck Klosterman: This was a conversation that happened to me at a party two years ago. At one point in the conversation, I suddenly found it necessary to mention that Journey was rock's version of the TV show Dynasty. This prompted a spirited debate we then dubbed, "Monkees Equals Monkees." The goal of this game is to figure out which television show is the closest philosophical analogy to a specific rock and roll band. And the criteria are mind-blowingly complex. It's a combination of longevity, era, critical acclaim, commercial success, and, most importantly, the aesthetic soul of each artistic entity. For example, the Rolling Stones are Gunsmoke. The Strokes-- Kiefer Sutherland's 24. Jimi Hendrix was The Twilight Zone. Devo was Fernwood 2Night. Lynyrd Skynyrd was The Beverly Hillbillies, which makes Molly Hatchet Petticoat Junction. The Black Crowes are That 70s Show. Hall and Oates were Bosom Buddies. U2 is M.A.S.H. because both kind of got preachy at the end. Dokken was Jason Bateman's short lived sitcom, It's Your Move. The Eurythmics were Mork and Mindy. We even deduced comparisons for solo projects, which can only be made to series that were spawned as spin-offs. The four Beatles, post-1970, are as follows: John equals Maude, Paul equals Frasier, George equals The Jeffersons, and Ringo equals Flow. David Lee Roth's solo period after Van Halen was Knot's Landing. So there's proof-- marijuana makes you smarter.
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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a photo of Roland Kirk, who is indeed playing multiple instruments. simultaneously.
November 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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checks out
wikipedia excerpt: Rahsaan Roland Kirk, known earlier in his career simply as Roland Kirk, was an American jazz multi-instrumentalist who played tenor saxophone, flute, and many other instruments.
November 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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love this:
screencap of article excerpt: An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.
September 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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tee-hee!
screencap: DarthTater also expressed some viewpoints that matched with Walz’s public persona. In one instance, the user wrote, “National Coming Out Day is around the corner and I need to be on my A-game with snacks (I’m a GSA club sponsor). Any suggestions, hot dish friends?” adding, “Goes without saying, but, just in case, I disapprove of slavery.”
September 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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damn, that last paragraph
screencap of article: A cohort of the most fearful and most credulous and most idly vicious people this country has ever produced, who have lately awakened to some strange and terrible appetites and whose only real faith is in their own unshameable blamelessness, watches to see what will happen next.
September 16, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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lol that's cute guys
screenshot of fox news headline: Harris VP pick Tim Walz's top five 'weird' moments in the spotlight
August 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Sinead is unimpressed
July 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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lol you sour old warmongering bitch
NYT headline screencap: John Bolton, Former Trump Adviser, Says He Will Vote for Dick Cheney
July 9, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Make Your Own Sexy AI Girlfriend
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May 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Sinead reaction: unthrilled
May 3, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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@tomscocca.bsky.social killing it

defector.com/my-fellow-am...
excerpt from Tom Scocca article at Defector: The State of the Union is it could be worse, right? [Applause.] The State of the Union is, objectively speaking, it could be worse, [Applause] and not only that, you can see things that would definitely make it worse, and you can see people trying to make those exact things happen.
March 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM