Ben Pobjie
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Ben Pobjie
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Penelope Keith fan account
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Flashing lights illuminate the scene as a photographer snaps pictures of the mangled corpse. Several yards away, a uniformed officer is vomiting on the sidewalk. An unmarked sedan pulls up, and a detective emerges. Staring down at the body, he slowly removes his sunglasses and whispers, “Found him.”
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I do not think it raises that question at all. Nobody in the world thinks it raises that question. But good for you, typing some content.
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ironically this post itself contains a major error as Big Brother did not air until 1999.
Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”
February 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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them: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!
me: no
September 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I don’t trust people who “can’t complain.”
September 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I don’t understand why more people don’t get nipply about dendrochronolgy. It’s like, we’ve determined that the tree used for that beam was growing when Queen Elizabeth I was using Venetian ceruse to cover up her smallpox scars
September 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Also, actors in movies.
The passing of Paul Newman (2008), Sean Connery (2020), Sidney Poitier (2022), and now Robert Redford (2025) signals the slow disappearance of a certain type of 20th century figure: men who embodied classic style in a way that reflected their taste, rather than a professional stylist.
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
More posts like this please
Ground Control to Major Dad
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
True. This is me and my sisters on my eighth birthday.
this is just how people looked in the 80s
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Elnathan John gets it.
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What a fascist. Hitler wanted to cultivate what was good in the human heart too. HITLER. You are HITLER, Jay.
Violence only begets violence. Enduring change comes from building solutions, transforming minds, and cultivating what is good, in the human heart and in the world.
September 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I regret to report that all the people not on Bluesky are right about all the people on Bluesky.
September 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Roxane would no doubt condemn the writer - whose name currently escapes me - who once said, "The problem with freedom of speech is that people think it means freedom from consequences"
It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Ugh. To those of you citing Charlie Kirk’s hypocrisy and reprehensible views as an implied justification for his murder, stop and think: do you really think people should get the death penalty for hypocrisy? Or for having stupid, despicable opinions? Democracy doesn’t work if we can’t speak freely.
September 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
WHO WANTS TO SAY A JOKE
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
September 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights makes some bold choices
September 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Trump, dying: They don’t actually want you to know tomatoes is fruit. The woke pyramid tells you it’s vegetable. We love sandwich. Beautiful turkey, some ham, does very well. The Swiss have been treating us poorly for decades, charging for the whole slice
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Black Yeti Plush. Most people assume that all yetis are white. Is this racist? Yes. Yes, it is.
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August 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM