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Claudia
@beeclaudia.bsky.social
· Sep 29
How it feels when you come home after work and get into your pjs
I’m at the point in my cycle where I’m gonna cry at everything
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m at the point in my cycle where I’m gonna cry at everything
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when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
How this email finds me
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
How this email finds me
What’s that? You’ve some time off work? Perfect time to injure yourself by merely existing
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What’s that? You’ve some time off work? Perfect time to injure yourself by merely existing
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Every single time I open Facebook I regret it immediately
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Every single time I open Facebook I regret it immediately
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20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
May 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
I am ‘I bought a nice mug with my birthday money’ years old
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I am ‘I bought a nice mug with my birthday money’ years old
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The perfect breakfast in bed
October 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The perfect breakfast in bed
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I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.
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filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
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*throws caution to the wind*
*gets covered in caution*
*gets covered in caution*
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
*throws caution to the wind*
*gets covered in caution*
*gets covered in caution*
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That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.
a man in a red shirt is walking down stairs with the words i 've done it now
Alt: Louis Spence running down a fire escape saying 'They can't stop me. It's too bleedin late. I've done it now.'
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.
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Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face
June 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face
Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
When you tell your kids something that they already know but didn’t
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
When you tell your kids something that they already know but didn’t
It’s how you make your peace inside yourself knowing this
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It’s how you make your peace inside yourself knowing this
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I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.
Send this to your coworker for them to wonder if it’s them or someone else
October 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Send this to your coworker for them to wonder if it’s them or someone else
It’s choose your adventure day. Turn to page 6. You’ve fallen off a cliff. Turn to page 11. Every stranger tells you their life story. Turn to page 19. You win the lottery then you die the next day. Turn to page 71. It’s Monday everyday forever
October 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
It’s choose your adventure day. Turn to page 6. You’ve fallen off a cliff. Turn to page 11. Every stranger tells you their life story. Turn to page 19. You win the lottery then you die the next day. Turn to page 71. It’s Monday everyday forever
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salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
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If nothing else a Facebook account is a great way of reminding yourself why you don't make the effort to meet up with family and old friends anymore.
October 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
If nothing else a Facebook account is a great way of reminding yourself why you don't make the effort to meet up with family and old friends anymore.
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During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top
October 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top
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All names for impromptu sex around the house.
Week in wildlife: a bumpy snailfish, a slow loris and a whistle pig
Week in wildlife: a bumpy snailfish, a slow loris and a whistle pig
The best of this week’s wildlife photographs from around the world
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
All names for impromptu sex around the house.
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Still thinking about #CelebrityTraitors
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Still thinking about #CelebrityTraitors
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