Ian Power
@ihpower.bsky.social
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
From what I've seen, "always be yourself" is really bad advice for most people.
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
From what I've seen, "always be yourself" is really bad advice for most people.
Are you someone who wakes up happy to be alive and determined to enjoy the day with a smile on your face? Yes. Then fucking stay away from me.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Are you someone who wakes up happy to be alive and determined to enjoy the day with a smile on your face? Yes. Then fucking stay away from me.
Parenting tip: find out which of your kids are at home by simply turning off the wifi.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Parenting tip: find out which of your kids are at home by simply turning off the wifi.
She cooked far too much of this for the kids. We'll be having words later!
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
She cooked far too much of this for the kids. We'll be having words later!
My Doctor says I have xenophobia. I bet I caught it off some fucking foreigner.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My Doctor says I have xenophobia. I bet I caught it off some fucking foreigner.
I'm beginning to suspect I'll have to increase my levels of incompetence if I'm ever going to rise to an upper-management position at work.
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm beginning to suspect I'll have to increase my levels of incompetence if I'm ever going to rise to an upper-management position at work.
[job interview]
INTERVIEWER: I see from your CV your first name is Isaac but you use John. Why is that, Mr Hunt?
JOHN: Are you serious!?
INTERVIEWER: I see from your CV your first name is Isaac but you use John. Why is that, Mr Hunt?
JOHN: Are you serious!?
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
[job interview]
INTERVIEWER: I see from your CV your first name is Isaac but you use John. Why is that, Mr Hunt?
JOHN: Are you serious!?
INTERVIEWER: I see from your CV your first name is Isaac but you use John. Why is that, Mr Hunt?
JOHN: Are you serious!?
Homophobia is like hating someone who's having a coffee because you only drink tea. Racism is like hating the coffee drinker for having a red mug.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Homophobia is like hating someone who's having a coffee because you only drink tea. Racism is like hating the coffee drinker for having a red mug.
Saying "I tell it like it is" is a great way of letting people know you're an insensitive and self-opinionated arsehole.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Saying "I tell it like it is" is a great way of letting people know you're an insensitive and self-opinionated arsehole.
According to autocorrect a lot of my colleagues are aunts.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
According to autocorrect a lot of my colleagues are aunts.
This is your regular reminder that Nigel Farage has always been and will always be an utter cunt. Thank you for reading.
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This is your regular reminder that Nigel Farage has always been and will always be an utter cunt. Thank you for reading.
Walkers prefer to go out on a crisp morning.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Walkers prefer to go out on a crisp morning.
That’s a really good likeness, in all fairness.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
That’s a really good likeness, in all fairness.
Every morning I have a Yakult and an Actimel. I'm well cultured, me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Every morning I have a Yakult and an Actimel. I'm well cultured, me.
It's always lovely to see a dolphin in British waters.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's always lovely to see a dolphin in British waters.
[job interview]
“Describe yourself in three words?”
“Always pushing the boundaries.”
“Describe yourself in three words?”
“Always pushing the boundaries.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
[job interview]
“Describe yourself in three words?”
“Always pushing the boundaries.”
“Describe yourself in three words?”
“Always pushing the boundaries.”
I had my doubts but my oxymoron classes are going terribly well.
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I had my doubts but my oxymoron classes are going terribly well.
Does anyone else give their alarm clock a name? Mine's called 'Cunt'.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Does anyone else give their alarm clock a name? Mine's called 'Cunt'.
I keep being accused of wrongly pronouncing the names of French cities. That's not nice.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I keep being accused of wrongly pronouncing the names of French cities. That's not nice.
We’re going shopping for a sofa today. Does anyone know if DFS have a sale on?
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
We’re going shopping for a sofa today. Does anyone know if DFS have a sale on?
Do you remember the time when people tried their hardest to not appear stupid? Then along came social media.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Do you remember the time when people tried their hardest to not appear stupid? Then along came social media.
I've been so grumpy today even Morrissey would’ve called me a miserable cunt.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've been so grumpy today even Morrissey would’ve called me a miserable cunt.
The worst thing about public transport is the fact the public uses it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The worst thing about public transport is the fact the public uses it.
Although you can have a crafty wank beneath the sheet unnoticed, your face may give it away. Related: I need to find a new barber.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Although you can have a crafty wank beneath the sheet unnoticed, your face may give it away. Related: I need to find a new barber.
While my wife’s away for two weeks I'm going to build a patio. I don't want a patio, I just want to freak out the neighbours.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
While my wife’s away for two weeks I'm going to build a patio. I don't want a patio, I just want to freak out the neighbours.