Ian Power
@ihpower.bsky.social
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
Imagine thinking you’re a decent person and still voting Reform.
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Imagine thinking you’re a decent person and still voting Reform.
Owning a dog is great for those who are fans of walking the streets carrying a little bag of shit.
January 28, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Owning a dog is great for those who are fans of walking the streets carrying a little bag of shit.
Find out if you like butter by holding a buttercup under your chins.
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Find out if you like butter by holding a buttercup under your chins.
I once lived in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for a short spell.
January 28, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I once lived in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for a short spell.
My dad's advice on voting: "Always exercise your right to vote, Ian. Unless you intend to vote Tory. Then you're a cunt and no son of mine.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
My dad's advice on voting: "Always exercise your right to vote, Ian. Unless you intend to vote Tory. Then you're a cunt and no son of mine.”
Pretend you're in the 'Thriller' video by visiting a Wetherspoons at 11am.
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Pretend you're in the 'Thriller' video by visiting a Wetherspoons at 11am.
I've met a few of my followers. Although most were unaware of it as I was standing at the end of their beds while they slept.
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I've met a few of my followers. Although most were unaware of it as I was standing at the end of their beds while they slept.
Good morning, Bluesky. I know this is madness, but as soon as I wake up, every night, every day, I know it's you I need, to take the blues away.
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Good morning, Bluesky. I know this is madness, but as soon as I wake up, every night, every day, I know it's you I need, to take the blues away.
It’s very rare to find someone sneeringly using the term “woke” who isn’t at least a bit of a cunt.
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It’s very rare to find someone sneeringly using the term “woke” who isn’t at least a bit of a cunt.
Kid Rock is the arch-nemesis of The Scissor Sisters.
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Kid Rock is the arch-nemesis of The Scissor Sisters.
Social media’s good for mental health. But only if you want to make it worse.
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Social media’s good for mental health. But only if you want to make it worse.
I have cult status at work. At least that's what I think I heard.
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I have cult status at work. At least that's what I think I heard.
"Ejaculate" - Someone from Yorkshire telling Jack he's not on time.
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 AM
"Ejaculate" - Someone from Yorkshire telling Jack he's not on time.
I'm never quite sure of the etiquette - do you offer guests a drink or tell them your wifi password first?
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm never quite sure of the etiquette - do you offer guests a drink or tell them your wifi password first?
My superpower’s thinking of the wittiest and most cutting retorts ten minutes after they were needed.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 AM
My superpower’s thinking of the wittiest and most cutting retorts ten minutes after they were needed.
For the skinhead who feels he isn't disliked enough.
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 AM
For the skinhead who feels he isn't disliked enough.
We're buying a new kitchen. Although Ikea's look the best and B&Q have the cheapest, I find I'm strangely drawn to Magnet.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
We're buying a new kitchen. Although Ikea's look the best and B&Q have the cheapest, I find I'm strangely drawn to Magnet.
Someone should do something about my inability to take responsibility.
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Someone should do something about my inability to take responsibility.
No soldiers have ever avoided the frontline as much as a man who dodged the draft five times.
January 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
No soldiers have ever avoided the frontline as much as a man who dodged the draft five times.
I'm - our school toilet paper was so shiny you could end up with skid marks up to your shoulder blades - years old.
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'm - our school toilet paper was so shiny you could end up with skid marks up to your shoulder blades - years old.
Apparently there's an arctic circle lottery. You have to be Inuit to win it.
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Apparently there's an arctic circle lottery. You have to be Inuit to win it.
I wouldn't teach geography again for all the tea in Brazil.
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 AM
I wouldn't teach geography again for all the tea in Brazil.
You know the embarrassment of asking "when's it due?" and the lady's just fat? That.
Also, I never thought I'd hear a nun call me a cunt.
Also, I never thought I'd hear a nun call me a cunt.
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
You know the embarrassment of asking "when's it due?" and the lady's just fat? That.
Also, I never thought I'd hear a nun call me a cunt.
Also, I never thought I'd hear a nun call me a cunt.
If at first you don't succeed... go to the pub.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If at first you don't succeed... go to the pub.