Ian Power
@ihpower.bsky.social
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
Did you know there's an association of liquorice thieves? It takes all sorts, I guess.
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Did you know there's an association of liquorice thieves? It takes all sorts, I guess.
Inuits have over 100 ways of saying “stop fucking asking me about our words for snow”.
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Inuits have over 100 ways of saying “stop fucking asking me about our words for snow”.
What is your favourite shop?
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
What is your favourite shop?
I had Russian roulette spag bol for dinner tonight. It’s eating normal spag bol but while wearing an expensive white shirt.
p.s. I lost
p.s. I lost
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I had Russian roulette spag bol for dinner tonight. It’s eating normal spag bol but while wearing an expensive white shirt.
p.s. I lost
p.s. I lost
I've successfully kidded my wife into thinking I've had Botox injections. I could barely keep a straight face.
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I've successfully kidded my wife into thinking I've had Botox injections. I could barely keep a straight face.
"People turn into complete monsters when they've had a few."
"Drinks?"
"No, BMWs.”
"Drinks?"
"No, BMWs.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
"People turn into complete monsters when they've had a few."
"Drinks?"
"No, BMWs.”
"Drinks?"
"No, BMWs.”
I once pushed over Jeff Goldblum. I was charged with fly tipping.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I once pushed over Jeff Goldblum. I was charged with fly tipping.
To all the people who smugly told me they have two weeks off over the festive season, I hope you enjoy your first day back to work.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
To all the people who smugly told me they have two weeks off over the festive season, I hope you enjoy your first day back to work.
"I regularly go to the gym but don't like to talk about it." - No one. Ever.
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
"I regularly go to the gym but don't like to talk about it." - No one. Ever.
I think my wife’s found out about my Senokot addiction. I'm shitting myself.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I think my wife’s found out about my Senokot addiction. I'm shitting myself.
My wife's just let me win an argument. I should be scared, shouldn't I?
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
My wife's just let me win an argument. I should be scared, shouldn't I?
I wish people who read The Daily Mail carried a copy at all times. You know, so you don't have to speak to them to find out they're arseholes.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I wish people who read The Daily Mail carried a copy at all times. You know, so you don't have to speak to them to find out they're arseholes.
Some people on here find the c word offensive. So I generally refer to the cunts as Tories.
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Some people on here find the c word offensive. So I generally refer to the cunts as Tories.
I just saw a white van signal, a cyclist stop at a red light and a BMW allow someone out. I’m now looking skyward expecting to see a pig fly past.
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I just saw a white van signal, a cyclist stop at a red light and a BMW allow someone out. I’m now looking skyward expecting to see a pig fly past.
Taylor Swift has released that song again.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Taylor Swift has released that song again.
I'll never forget the day I asked my dad whether I was adopted. He sat me down and gently said, "No, but it's my greatest regret, Ian.”
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'll never forget the day I asked my dad whether I was adopted. He sat me down and gently said, "No, but it's my greatest regret, Ian.”
In the 1990s, Jason Orange nearly joined Pulp after being badly beaten up by the other members of Take That.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In the 1990s, Jason Orange nearly joined Pulp after being badly beaten up by the other members of Take That.
I’ve been diagnosed with narcolep
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I’ve been diagnosed with narcolep
My New Year’s Eve was a nice home cooked meal, a bath, playing Yahtzee, watching some crap tv while having a few drinks and then cuddling the woman I love in bed before 11 o’clock.
All in all, one of the best I’ve ever had.
All in all, one of the best I’ve ever had.
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My New Year’s Eve was a nice home cooked meal, a bath, playing Yahtzee, watching some crap tv while having a few drinks and then cuddling the woman I love in bed before 11 o’clock.
All in all, one of the best I’ve ever had.
All in all, one of the best I’ve ever had.
“Different year, same shit” - Me, every Jan 1st since 1998.
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Different year, same shit” - Me, every Jan 1st since 1998.
Post a man a pun and he'll groan for a day. Teach a man to post puns and he'll make people groan for a lifetime.
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Post a man a pun and he'll groan for a day. Teach a man to post puns and he'll make people groan for a lifetime.
When people I follow stop posting, I presume they've found happiness in real life. "They'll be back", I always mutter bitterly.
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 AM
When people I follow stop posting, I presume they've found happiness in real life. "They'll be back", I always mutter bitterly.
Nowadays, I feel like I'm showing off by simply using indicators at roundabouts.
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Nowadays, I feel like I'm showing off by simply using indicators at roundabouts.
At this time of the year, the best feature on my iPhone is the home-screen displaying the day and date.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
At this time of the year, the best feature on my iPhone is the home-screen displaying the day and date.
Stand down Uggs and Crocs. We have a winner.
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Stand down Uggs and Crocs. We have a winner.